3 Things You are Ashamed to Admit

by **Lance Thrust** on Tue May 06, 2014 5:12 pm

Purge you souls and cleanse your psyche. Just get it off your chest; you'll feel better...

1.) I have no idea how the U.S. governmental system actually works

2.) I have NEVER liked Bruce Springsteen

3.) I think Costner's Wyatt Earp was a better film than Kurt Russell's Tombstone

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by **DoomYoshi** on Tue May 06, 2014 9:15 pm

1. I find sex tiresome and prefer the objectification of women in a pure sense more than sex itself (the woman bending to my will is more enjoyable than what she actually does)

2. I still watch Pokemon every week

3. I am Rihanna

by **Serbia** on Tue May 06, 2014 9:18 pm

1. I've tortured spiders to death using chemicals
2. I'm sloppy
3. I like badgers and turtles and goats and weasels and dachshunds

Bollocks.

by **pimpdave** on Tue May 06, 2014 9:22 pm

1. I am an excellent shot, with pinpoint accuracy just like THORNHEART. I was drawing from my own experiences as a super responsible gun owner when I was writing his reality tv show.
2. I am not, however, very good at Professional Mirror Investigation, which is why Woodruff's reality tv show only had one episode.
3. I can't take the laugh track on Seinfeld anymore. It used to be the only show I could take with the canned laughs, but it's worn out.