Only In Canada

by **nietzsche** on Fri Jun 06, 2014 5:48 pm

Timminz wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Those damn Canadians call beaches a bunch of rocks and some fake sand next to those cold cloudy-water lakes.

There are billions of rocks on the beach, but they are incredibly small. You could hold thousands in your hand. Also, it's the Atlantic, not a lake, but it gets to 72F.

Click image to enlarge.

Is that a joke? What's the difference between that you call a beach and those beaches at the lakes?

This is a beach:

So, the same thing, except it's so polluted no one goes near it?

This is the same area, it's not populated all the time:

You see, the Mexican pacific coast is so full of these kind of beaches that we don't have enough people to live in all of them.

by **notyou2** on Fri Jun 06, 2014 5:50 pm

So you populate them with cars?

Actually, most vehicles would get stuck on the beaches near me. The sand is soft and not compacted.

by **nietzsche** on Fri Jun 06, 2014 6:04 pm

notyou2 wrote:So you populate them with cars?

Actually, most vehicles would get stuck on the beaches near me. The sand is soft and not compacted.

In the picture with the Jeeps, they call that area Las Dunas and that's what they do, people with 4x4 traction cars go there to show off, and then sit and get wasted.

In the last picture you can see there's some kind of road to get there, if I recall correctly there are 2 of these, and the cars are where the sand is hard because of the water. They leave the same day don't worry. That beach and all the surrounding area are so beautiful that a former president had a house there, he'd arrive on a plane at least once a month for the weekend. We're talking some 60 years ago. A sister of my grandma took care of the house.

by **nietzsche** on Fri Jun 06, 2014 6:09 pm

Apparently at least one of these 4 damn Canadians thinks I'm being serious.

I'm just joking, I'm sure there are beautiful beaches in Canada, I've been to that frozen excuse for a country and it is beautiful indeed.

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:15 pm

Are you serious? You queers are trying to say Canada has as good and/or better beaches than Mexico? I'm looking forward to nietzsche arguing Mexican skiing is just as good as Canada.

If you want beaches, burritos, or blow, go to Mexico. If you want mountains, maple syrup, or marijuana, go to Canada. That's the way God intended.

by **notyou2** on Sat Jun 07, 2014 12:25 am

saxitoxin wrote:Are you serious? You queers are trying to say Canada has as good and/or better beaches than Mexico? I'm looking forward to nietzsche arguing Mexican skiing is just as good as Canada.

If you want beaches, burritos, or blow, go to Mexico. If you want mountains, maple syrup, or marijuana, go to Canada. That's the way God intended.

No mountains where I live, just beetches, and that other stuff.