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off topics can suck a pregnant man's nipples

Postby ManBungalow on Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:59 pm

seriously, that's the only way to get them to lactate properly


who even posts in this forum any more anyway?


instead of forcing this shit on people, convince them that they want the shit upon them

the shit being the dying forum and site updates
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Re: off topics can suck a pregnant man's nipples

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:27 pm

Are you pregnant? Is that what this is all about?


Got cravings for pickles and ice cream?
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Re: off topics can suck a pregnant man's nipples

Postby DaGip on Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:38 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Are you pregnant? Is that what this is all about?


Got cravings for pickles and ice cream?


I would so much suck a pregnant man's nipples fucking dry! What a fucking man!
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Re: off topics can suck a pregnant man's nipples

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:23 pm

ManBungalow wrote:seriously, that's the only way to get them to lactate properly


who even posts in this forum any more anyway?


instead of forcing this shit on people, convince them that they want the shit upon them

the shit being the dying forum and site updates


Yeah!!! You tell 'em ManP.
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Re: off topics can suck a pregnant man's nipples

Postby mrswdk on Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:31 pm

Some men in BJ (and presumably other cities too) will pay good money to suck a lactating woman's nip nips.
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Re: off topics can suck a pregnant man's nipples

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:50 pm

mrswdk wrote:Some men in BJ (and presumably other cities too) will pay good money to suck a lactating woman's nip nips.

I don't know about good money, but I'd certainly pay government sponsored fiat currency!
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Re: off topics can suck a pregnant man's nipples

Postby betiko on Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:59 pm

arnold schwartzeneger. how do you spell that anyway?

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Re: off topics can suck a pregnant man's nipples

Postby ChrisPond on Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:27 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Some men in BJ (and presumably other cities too) will pay good money to suck a lactating woman's nip nips.

I don't know about good money, but I'd certainly pay government sponsored fiat currency!


agree and agree.

some men would not?
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Re: off topics can suck a pregnant man's nipples

Postby ChrisPond on Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:39 pm

betiko wrote:arnold schwartzeneger. how do you spell that anyway?



i had no idea this was possible betiko...thanks for sharing. guy looks pretty excited feeding his baby.

when my son was an infant, my wife and I had figured out that "skin to skin" contact helps to soothe an infant...basically hold a baby in a diaper against your chest and they stop crying. Well this was the middle of the night and my wife was trying to sleep so i took the baby to the living room and held him until he fell asleep when he had been crying. i woke up a few hours later because he had woken up and decided he was hungry and was trying to latch on. was quite a scare for me and i had to rush him to his mom. mom just thought it was funny when i told her the next day

i must say that kind of reduced the "skin to skin" contact he received from me :lol:
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Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:04 am

For the sake of manb's 45 year old man nipples which are sadly no longer able to produce viable milk, we should keep this thread alive.
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Re: off topics can suck a pregnant man's nipples

Postby DaGip on Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:07 am

ChrisPond wrote:
betiko wrote:arnold schwartzeneger. how do you spell that anyway?



i had no idea this was possible betiko...thanks for sharing. guy looks pretty excited feeding his baby.

when my son was an infant, my wife and I had figured out that "skin to skin" contact helps to soothe an infant...basically hold a baby in a diaper against your chest and they stop crying. Well this was the middle of the night and my wife was trying to sleep so i took the baby to the living room and held him until he fell asleep when he had been crying. i woke up a few hours later because he had woken up and decided he was hungry and was trying to latch on. was quite a scare for me and i had to rush him to his mom. mom just thought it was funny when i told her the next day

i must say that kind of reduced the "skin to skin" contact he received from me :lol:
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Re: off topics can suck a pregnant man's nipples

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:46 am

DaGip wrote:
ChrisPond wrote:
betiko wrote:arnold schwartzeneger. how do you spell that anyway?



i had no idea this was possible betiko...thanks for sharing. guy looks pretty excited feeding his baby.

when my son was an infant, my wife and I had figured out that "skin to skin" contact helps to soothe an infant...basically hold a baby in a diaper against your chest and they stop crying. Well this was the middle of the night and my wife was trying to sleep so i took the baby to the living room and held him until he fell asleep when he had been crying. i woke up a few hours later because he had woken up and decided he was hungry and was trying to latch on. was quite a scare for me and i had to rush him to his mom. mom just thought it was funny when i told her the next day

i must say that kind of reduced the "skin to skin" contact he received from me :lol:
There have been reports of children beginning to lactate because they let a newborn puppy sleep in their bed with them. As strange a concept as "male breastfeeding" is, at one time in the past it may have been a necessary back-up system to help keep their children alive. If you saw a person walking around with no clothes on, what would you think? We only think it would be unusual because we have implemented clothing into our presumptions of what is normal and not normal. Naturally, you would be naked and live in a tropical climate; eating mangoes and breastfeeding your babies by the light of a full moon reflecting off the waves of the ocean.


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Re: off topics can suck a pregnant man's nipples

Postby DaGip on Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:47 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
DaGip wrote:There have been reports of children beginning to lactate because they let a newborn puppy sleep in their bed with them. As strange a concept as "male breastfeeding" is, at one time in the past it may have been a necessary back-up system to help keep their children alive. If you saw a person walking around with no clothes on, what would you think? We only think it would be unusual because we have implemented clothing into our presumptions of what is normal and not normal. Naturally, you would be naked and live in a tropical climate; eating mangoes and breastfeeding your babies by the light of a full moon reflecting off the waves of the ocean.


Yeah, whatever you say, ManTits DaGip.


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Re: off topics can suck a pregnant man's nipples

Postby Serbia on Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:50 pm

Bump.

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Re: off topics can suck a pregnant man's nipples

Postby ManBungalow on Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:09 pm

QUESTION

Is it bad that the pregnant man's left nipple (that's left from his point of view) is twice the size of the right one? What if the right one is already the size of a medium-sized, extremely-juicy, slightly-flatulent tangerine?
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Re: off topics can suck a pregnant man's nipples

Postby Agent 86 on Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:21 pm

What do I do with my rock hard man boobs? I know, bounce them up and down to amuse you :lol:
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Re: off topics can suck a pregnant man's nipples

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:43 pm

Agent 86 wrote:What do I do with my rock hard man boobs? I know, bounce them up and down to amuse you :lol:

I would love for you to do this in zero-gravity. And slow motion too.
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