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Ama sailor weeeeee

Postby betiko on Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:03 pm

I m in sea for the rest of the night, don t know how long the 3g will last.
I have to stay awake all night so i don t crash the boat on some rocks or boats. Provide me with pirate songs, i only have the rhum..
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Re: Ama sailor weeeeee

Postby pancakemix on Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:05 pm

Epic Win

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Re: Ama sailor weeeeee

Postby betiko on Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:11 pm

No vids please pcm, can t read that shit my 3g is weak as piss!!!!
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Re: Ama sailor weeeeee

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:25 pm

betiko wrote:No vids please pcm, can t read that shit my 3g is weak as piss!!!!


Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning,
Oh what a terrible sight to see!
Dabtoes forw'rd and the dustmen aft,
Sittin' there pickin' on a chicken on a raft!
Hi-oh, chicken on a raft!
Hey-oh, chicken on a raft!

-Chicken on a Raft
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Re: Ama sailor weeeeee

Postby betiko on Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:37 pm

Four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness,
And when the ball was over there were four and twenty less,
Singing "Balls to you father, backs against the wall,
If you don't get shagged on Saturday night you'll never get shagged at all".

Little Tommy, he was there, but he was only eight,
He could not woo the women so he had to Masturbate,
Singing "Balls to your Father, backs against the wall..."

Farmer Giles he was there, his scythe was in his hand,
And every time he swung around, he circumcised the band,
Screaming "Balls to your father...".

The Bride was in the parlour explaining to the groom,
That the vagina not the rectum is entrance to the womb.
Singing "Balls to your father...."
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Re: Ama sailor weeeeee

Postby PLAYER57832 on Thu Jul 24, 2014 6:31 pm

Try Jimmy Buffet.
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