...there aint no such thing as...

[Dukasaur]

Use this thread to list things that simply cannot be.

1. There aint no such thing as too much bratwurst.

2. There aint no such thing as too much beer.

[notyou2]

3. the female orgasm

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4. There aint no such thing as double negatives.

[Timminz]

There's no such thing as giants.

[Dukasaur]

5.

There's no such thing as giants.

6. There aint no such thing as a counting system so simple that someone won't refuse to follow it.

[mrswdk]

7. A free lunch.

[Army of GOD]

8. A good Dukasaur thread

[Timminz]

No such thing as the number between 8 and 10.

[betiko]

10. There ain t no such thing as Canada playing the world cup.

[KoolBak]

11. Silent Scream
12. Giant Shrimp

[AndyDufresne]

13. Giant Screams
14. Silent Shrimp (run silent, run deep)


--Andy

[DaGip]

15. conservatives that say "yes".
16. libertarianism.

[macbone]

17. . . . too much pasta.
18. . . . too much Dew.

(Unless you're Mrs. Mac, of course!)

[Dukasaur]

19. ... a subject too ridiculous for OT

[Serbia]

23. Macaroni and cheese

Bollocks.

[muy_thaiguy]

24. conquerclub. You are all figments of my imagination.

[notyou2]

25. A truly democratic China.

[notyou2]

26. Government for the people.