by DaGip on Fri Oct 24, 2014 5:12 am
How to perform the Impossible Situp:
1. find naive high school freshman
2. two high school seniors should challenge him to do the Impossible Situp
3. one high school senior in a jock strap should be hiding in the locker room toilet (unwiped ass is optional)
4. of the two seniors not hiding, one should have a gym towel and ask the freshman to lay down as if to do a regular situp
5. that senior shall place the towel over the freshman's eyes and hold his head down with the towel to the locker room floor
6. the second senior should tell the freshman to try to do a situp as hard as he can as the second senior taps on the freshman's stomach, telling the freshman that when they take the towel away he won't be able to do a situp
7. as the freshman is trying to do a situp with the towel over his eyes, the third senior that was hiding in the toilet should come out
8. the senior in the jock strap should stealthily creep over the freshman's laboring body and place his asshole in close proximity of the freshman's face
9. when the jock strapped senior is in place, the other senior should say: "Get ready to do a situp! Ready...now...GO!" and then the senior with the towel will let go
10. freshman lurches forward and buries his nose into the asshole of the jock strapped senior (with optional wet shitty ass)
11. seniors get a horribly cheap laugh at the naive freshman's expense
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