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Best Christian God

Postby notyou2 on Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:57 pm

Which Christian God is the best Christian God and why.

Is it Presbyterian God?

Catholic God (3 to choose from)?

Lutheran God?

Write in your own Christian God.
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Re: Best Christian God

Postby rishaed on Sat Nov 15, 2014 12:57 am

Theres only one.... Don't know what kind of troll crap your spewing.
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Re: Best Christian God

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Nov 15, 2014 2:17 am

The one that fucks not you sevens fucking butthole
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Re: Best Christian God

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Nov 15, 2014 3:26 am

Notyou, you are going about it all wrong. Step out of the 101 dominated thought process, that's the only way you could ever realize your kind of irrelevant question doesn't even make sense. By all means continue your journey based entirely on the fact there is no sky-daddy crusin the clouds tossing lightning bolts and going bowling once in a while. Pretty sure there is a lot more to it than that., one of those things being you eventually understanding what humans have done to religion and what humans think God is, rather than you imagining what others are perceived by you to imagine. No 2 human beings can agree on every single topic or issue or action, so you are going to get a lot more than 3 different of answers. I bet if you asked enough you would probably get 3 billion different version. Human beings have a long history of internalizing their personal God concepts, always seeming to find a way to justify their actions no matter how bad and evil yet believe they still have a spot in Heaven. You should know this from your participation in more recent history of humans beings internalizing their government to reflect their emotions.

In short, you still shout hosannas in the reality that it's a fact every religion cannot be right, therefore most of them must be wrong. Graduate to know it isn't about who is right or wrong, and check your constant urges to try to be smart by calling others dumb/mocking them. It's about a Higher Power, something you accept is above yourself, the ultimate and infinite energy source. It doesn't matter that other humans call it different names and participate in traditions and rituals you think are silly.
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Re: Best Christian God

Postby betiko on Sat Nov 15, 2014 7:15 am

holy spirit wins!
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Re: Best Christian God

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Nov 15, 2014 7:17 am

betiko wrote:holy spirit wins!

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Re: Best Christian God

Postby mrswdk on Sat Nov 15, 2014 7:29 am

I like the Old Testament one that turns rivers into blood and tells people to murder their kids. That's pretty badass, none of that 'turn the other cheek' meatball nonsense.
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Re: Best Christian God

Postby warmonger1981 on Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:11 am

Christianity is mostly based on Ancient Mystery Religions. These religions based their beliefs on the one true God. This God has been diluted since day one.
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Re: Best Christian God

Postby DaGip on Sat Nov 15, 2014 10:54 am

Phatscotty wrote:Notyou, you are going about it all wrong. Step out of the 101 dominated thought process, that's the only way you could ever realize your kind of irrelevant question doesn't even make sense. By all means continue your journey based entirely on the fact there is no sky-daddy crusin the clouds tossing lightning bolts and going bowling once in a while. Pretty sure there is a lot more to it than that., one of those things being you eventually understanding what humans have done to religion and what humans think God is, rather than you imagining what others are perceived by you to imagine. No 2 human beings can agree on every single topic or issue or action, so you are going to get a lot more than 3 different of answers. I bet if you asked enough you would probably get 3 billion different version. Human beings have a long history of internalizing their personal God concepts, always seeming to find a way to justify their actions no matter how bad and evil yet believe they still have a spot in Heaven. You should know this from your participation in more recent history of humans beings internalizing their government to reflect their emotions.

In short, you still shout hosannas in the reality that it's a fact every religion cannot be right, therefore most of them must be wrong. Graduate to know it isn't about who is right or wrong, and check your constant urges to try to be smart by calling others dumb/mocking them. It's about a Higher Power, something you accept is above yourself, the ultimate and infinite energy source. It doesn't matter that other humans call it different names and participate in traditions and rituals you think are silly.


You do realize you are talking mostly to individuals that enjoy riling other people up with baits, trolls, and flames--right? It isn't because there is any real attempt to pursue a meaningful conversation, and most definitely do not have the wherewithal to sit and type with large scarey words and philosophical points of reference that challenge their small, easily-entertained minds. The fact being the OP comes from a communist country and has grown up with an extremely strong communist influence (beings he/she lives in China), and AoG is always pursuant for a quick-witted, short quip that is always good for either making your blood boil or more oft than not tickles some imp-like, mischievous impulse that all humans harbor somewhere deep in their psyche.

The current subject the OP has entertained to pursue is Best Christian God. How do you pursue this answer if you grew up a communist and an atheist? If you are Christian you will say: "There is only one God"; however if you take a step back with non-Christian eyes you will notice that Christians worship more than one God.

1.The Pantheon of the New Testament (of which, but not limited to The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit, and Mary...most often considered the gods of the Pagan Gentiles)
2. The God of the Old Testament (the One that created Adam from the clay of the earth and watched over "His" children throughout ancient history; the final lump some of the Sumerian "pantheon" written in the Book of Enki)
3. Mammon (god of both money, power, and control)
4. Satan (that which opposes the will of God)

From the Christian point of view:

1. God (of which comes in parts)

a. Primary: The Father (the conglomerated pantheon of the Sumerian Anunnaki stories)
b. Secondary: The Son (Jesus, Yeshua, The Morning Star, The Messiah)
c. Tertiary: The Holy Spirit (the metaphysical manifestation of the will of The Father, most often an inspiring force that The Father's will moves through but at times an actual physical manifestation: a dove, a flame, etc.)

Of which of these do we choose as "The Best"?

In the Old Testament, Satan was actually allowed into Heaven and congregated with the Angels. There was no feuding between them. Satan just disagreed with God, and God allowed Satan to curse Job as a test of Job's devotion to The Almighty.

The concept of Satan being The Devil punishing one's immortal soul for eternity in the fiery pits of Hell after one dies only really came about after the writings of Dante in his epic poem Inferno.

Nobody inspired the worship of Mammon among the Christian church's elite than the fear of a fiery Hell and a Devil and his evil hordes disemboweling you for eternity. It all depends on which "Christians" the OP is referring to. The hierarchy of the church worships the money and control the church gives them over the paltry masses. This is even true today with the evangelical churches.

The ordinary "Joe" that had a family, worked in the fields, and went to church every Sunday would consider the Best God the one that is peaceful and shows mercy. This one would indeed be Jesus, as Jesus was a man who showed incredible amounts of mercy on the masses. Teaching Buddhist philosophy, healing the sick and the blind, forgiving sins, and opening the Door to The Father who Art in Heaven. Jesus was Hope...even beyond the grave and He conquered Death. How much more of an inspiration can there be? Why wouldn't "Joe" choose Jesus to be The Best God? With the added fear of being condemned to a fiery Hell (with Satan poking you with a pitchfork forever and ever because you disobeyed God's will and His commandments), it is no wonder why "Joe" would choose Jesus as "The Best God".

But nobody in the history of the Church has filled their coffers more than the belief in Satan. For the church's hierarchy, Satan is indeed "The Best God"; because only the belief in his horribleness in the afterlife had driven "Joe" to embrace the Church and pay them to receive a "ticket into Heaven".

From a non-Christian point of view...Satan is the Best Christian God.

Jesus or Satan, those are your only two choices.

Book of Matthew wrote:33“Again, you have heard that it was said to the people long ago, ‘Do not break your oath, but fulfill to the Lord the vows you have made.’ 34But I tell you, do not swear an oath at all: either by heaven, for it is God’s throne; 35or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. 36And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. 37All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one
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Re: Best Christian God

Postby notyou2 on Sat Nov 15, 2014 10:59 am

Phatscotty wrote:Notyou, you are going about it all wrong. Step out of the 101 dominated thought process, that's the only way you could ever realize your kind of irrelevant question doesn't even make sense. By all means continue your journey based entirely on the fact there is no sky-daddy crusin the clouds tossing lightning bolts and going bowling once in a while. Pretty sure there is a lot more to it than that., one of those things being you eventually understanding what humans have done to religion and what humans think God is, rather than you imagining what others are perceived by you to imagine. No 2 human beings can agree on every single topic or issue or action, so you are going to get a lot more than 3 different of answers. I bet if you asked enough you would probably get 3 billion different version. Human beings have a long history of internalizing their personal God concepts, always seeming to find a way to justify their actions no matter how bad and evil yet believe they still have a spot in Heaven. You should know this from your participation in more recent history of humans beings internalizing their government to reflect their emotions.

In short, you still shout hosannas in the reality that it's a fact every religion cannot be right, therefore most of them must be wrong. Graduate to know it isn't about who is right or wrong, and check your constant urges to try to be smart by calling others dumb/mocking them. It's about a Higher Power, something you accept is above yourself, the ultimate and infinite energy source. It doesn't matter that other humans call it different names and participate in traditions and rituals you think are silly.


From your answer, I'll assume you picked Mary.
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Re: Best Christian God

Postby notyou2 on Sat Nov 15, 2014 11:01 am

DaGip wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Notyou, you are going about it all wrong. Step out of the 101 dominated thought process, that's the only way you could ever realize your kind of irrelevant question doesn't even make sense. By all means continue your journey based entirely on the fact there is no sky-daddy crusin the clouds tossing lightning bolts and going bowling once in a while. Pretty sure there is a lot more to it than that., one of those things being you eventually understanding what humans have done to religion and what humans think God is, rather than you imagining what others are perceived by you to imagine. No 2 human beings can agree on every single topic or issue or action, so you are going to get a lot more than 3 different of answers. I bet if you asked enough you would probably get 3 billion different version. Human beings have a long history of internalizing their personal God concepts, always seeming to find a way to justify their actions no matter how bad and evil yet believe they still have a spot in Heaven. You should know this from your participation in more recent history of humans beings internalizing their government to reflect their emotions.

In short, you still shout hosannas in the reality that it's a fact every religion cannot be right, therefore most of them must be wrong. Graduate to know it isn't about who is right or wrong, and check your constant urges to try to be smart by calling others dumb/mocking them. It's about a Higher Power, something you accept is above yourself, the ultimate and infinite energy source. It doesn't matter that other humans call it different names and participate in traditions and rituals you think are silly.


You do realize you are talking mostly to individuals that enjoy riling other people up with baits, trolls, and flames--right? It isn't because there is any real attempt to pursue a meaningful conversation, and most definitely do not have the wherewithal to sit and type with large scarey words and philosophical points of reference that challenge their small, easily-entertained minds. The fact being the OP comes from a communist country and has grown up with an extremely strong communist influence (beings he/she lives in China), and AoG is always pursuant for a quick-witted, short quip that is always good for either making your blood boil or more oft than not tickles some imp-like, mischievous impulse that all humans harbor somewhere deep in their psyche.

The current subject the OP has entertained to pursue is Best Christian God. How do you pursue this answer if you grew up a communist and an atheist? If you are Christian you will say: "There is only one God"; however if you take a step back with non-Christian eyes you will notice that Christians worship more than one God.

1.The Pantheon of the New Testament (of which, but not limited to The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit, and Mary...most often considered the gods of the Pagan Gentiles)
2. The God of the Old Testament (the One that created Adam from the clay of the earth and watched over "His" children throughout ancient history; the final lump some of the Sumerian "pantheon" written in the Book of Enki)
3. Mammon (god of both money, power, and control)
4. Satan (that which opposes the will of God)

From the Christian point of view:

1. God (of which comes in parts)

a. Primary: The Father (the conglomerated pantheon of the Sumerian Anunnaki stories)
b. Secondary: The Son (Jesus, Yeshua, The Morning Star, The Messiah)
c. Tertiary: The Holy Spirit (the metaphysical manifestation of the will of The Father, most often an inspiring force that The Father's will moves through but at times an actual physical manifestation: a dove, a flame, etc.)

Of which of these do we choose as "The Best"?

In the Old Testament, Satan was actually allowed into Heaven and congregated with the Angels. There was no feuding between them. Satan just disagreed with God, and God allowed Satan to curse Job as a test of Job's devotion to The Almighty.

The concept of Satan being The Devil punishing one's immortal soul for eternity in the fiery pits of Hell after one dies only really came about after the writings of Dante in his epic poem Inferno.

Nobody inspired the worship of Mammon among the Christian church's elite than the fear of a fiery Hell and a Devil and his evil hordes disemboweling you for eternity. It all depends on which "Christians" the OP is referring to. The hierarchy of the church worships the money and control the church gives them over the paltry masses. This is even true today with the evangelical churches.

The ordinary "Joe" that had a family, worked in the fields, and went to church every Sunday would consider the Best God the one that is peaceful and shows mercy. This one would indeed be Jesus, as Jesus was a man who showed incredible amounts of mercy on the masses. Teaching Buddhist philosophy, healing the sick and the blind, forgiving sins, and opening the Door to The Father who Art in Heaven. Jesus was Hope...even beyond the grave and He conquered Death. How much more of an inspiration can there be? Why wouldn't "Joe" choose Jesus to be The Best God? With the added fear of being condemned to a fiery Hell (with Satan poking you with a pitchfork forever and ever because you disobeyed God's will and His commandments), it is no wonder why "Joe" would choose Jesus as "The Best God".

But nobody in the history of the Church has filled their coffers more than the belief in Satan. For the church's hierarchy, Satan is indeed "The Best God"; because only the belief in his horribleness in the afterlife had driven "Joe" to embrace the Church and pay them to receive a "ticket into Heaven".

From a non-Christian point of view...Satan is the Best Christian God.

Jesus or Satan, those are your only two choices.


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Re: Best Christian God

Postby DaGip on Sat Nov 15, 2014 11:04 am

notyou2 wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Notyou, you are going about it all wrong. Step out of the 101 dominated thought process, that's the only way you could ever realize your kind of irrelevant question doesn't even make sense. By all means continue your journey based entirely on the fact there is no sky-daddy crusin the clouds tossing lightning bolts and going bowling once in a while. Pretty sure there is a lot more to it than that., one of those things being you eventually understanding what humans have done to religion and what humans think God is, rather than you imagining what others are perceived by you to imagine. No 2 human beings can agree on every single topic or issue or action, so you are going to get a lot more than 3 different of answers. I bet if you asked enough you would probably get 3 billion different version. Human beings have a long history of internalizing their personal God concepts, always seeming to find a way to justify their actions no matter how bad and evil yet believe they still have a spot in Heaven. You should know this from your participation in more recent history of humans beings internalizing their government to reflect their emotions.

In short, you still shout hosannas in the reality that it's a fact every religion cannot be right, therefore most of them must be wrong. Graduate to know it isn't about who is right or wrong, and check your constant urges to try to be smart by calling others dumb/mocking them. It's about a Higher Power, something you accept is above yourself, the ultimate and infinite energy source. It doesn't matter that other humans call it different names and participate in traditions and rituals you think are silly.


You do realize you are talking mostly to individuals that enjoy riling other people up with baits, trolls, and flames--right? It isn't because there is any real attempt to pursue a meaningful conversation, and most definitely do not have the wherewithal to sit and type with large scarey words and philosophical points of reference that challenge their small, easily-entertained minds. The fact being the OP comes from a communist country and has grown up with an extremely strong communist influence (beings he/she lives in China), and AoG is always pursuant for a quick-witted, short quip that is always good for either making your blood boil or more oft than not tickles some imp-like, mischievous impulse that all humans harbor somewhere deep in their psyche.

The current subject the OP has entertained to pursue is Best Christian God. How do you pursue this answer if you grew up a communist and an atheist? If you are Christian you will say: "There is only one God"; however if you take a step back with non-Christian eyes you will notice that Christians worship more than one God.

1.The Pantheon of the New Testament (of which, but not limited to The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit, and Mary...most often considered the gods of the Pagan Gentiles)
2. The God of the Old Testament (the One that created Adam from the clay of the earth and watched over "His" children throughout ancient history; the final lump some of the Sumerian "pantheon" written in the Book of Enki)
3. Mammon (god of both money, power, and control)
4. Satan (that which opposes the will of God)

From the Christian point of view:

1. God (of which comes in parts)

a. Primary: The Father (the conglomerated pantheon of the Sumerian Anunnaki stories)
b. Secondary: The Son (Jesus, Yeshua, The Morning Star, The Messiah)
c. Tertiary: The Holy Spirit (the metaphysical manifestation of the will of The Father, most often an inspiring force that The Father's will moves through but at times an actual physical manifestation: a dove, a flame, etc.)

Of which of these do we choose as "The Best"?

In the Old Testament, Satan was actually allowed into Heaven and congregated with the Angels. There was no feuding between them. Satan just disagreed with God, and God allowed Satan to curse Job as a test of Job's devotion to The Almighty.

The concept of Satan being The Devil punishing one's immortal soul for eternity in the fiery pits of Hell after one dies only really came about after the writings of Dante in his epic poem Inferno.

Nobody inspired the worship of Mammon among the Christian church's elite than the fear of a fiery Hell and a Devil and his evil hordes disemboweling you for eternity. It all depends on which "Christians" the OP is referring to. The hierarchy of the church worships the money and control the church gives them over the paltry masses. This is even true today with the evangelical churches.

The ordinary "Joe" that had a family, worked in the fields, and went to church every Sunday would consider the Best God the one that is peaceful and shows mercy. This one would indeed be Jesus, as Jesus was a man who showed incredible amounts of mercy on the masses. Teaching Buddhist philosophy, healing the sick and the blind, forgiving sins, and opening the Door to The Father who Art in Heaven. Jesus was Hope...even beyond the grave and He conquered Death. How much more of an inspiration can there be? Why wouldn't "Joe" choose Jesus to be The Best God? With the added fear of being condemned to a fiery Hell (with Satan poking you with a pitchfork forever and ever because you disobeyed God's will and His commandments), it is no wonder why "Joe" would choose Jesus as "The Best God".

But nobody in the history of the Church has filled their coffers more than the belief in Satan. For the church's hierarchy, Satan is indeed "The Best God"; because only the belief in his horribleness in the afterlife had driven "Joe" to embrace the Church and pay them to receive a "ticket into Heaven".

From a non-Christian point of view...Satan is the Best Christian God.

Jesus or Satan, those are your only two choices.


+1 for lots of words.

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Re: Best Christian God

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Nov 15, 2014 4:53 pm

As far as New Testament God versus Old Testament God argument, Marcion of Sinope, who is ranked a 5, tried to do that. The entire argument was declared heretical. They are the same.
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Re: Best Christian God

Postby DaGip on Sat Nov 15, 2014 11:46 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:As far as New Testament God versus Old Testament God argument, Marcion of Sinope, who is ranked a 5, tried to do that. The entire argument was declared heretical. They are the same.


As is the case with the ancient Sumerian stories of the Anunnaki, which were documented using cuneiform clay tablets some seven to ten thousand years ago; where as the Book of Genesis was contrived around 500 BC.

Of which would one place more stock in? The original stories written by the Sumerians or the plagiarized versions located in the Bible?

I think it is important for Christians to realize where their beliefs stem from, and what it really is that they call "God" or "Father". The God of the Old Testament and the God/Father of the New are indeed the same; however the addition of Jesus being the intermediary between humans and "God" has given Him a much more peaceful and merciful demeanor. I think that is a very positive thing for Christian-based societies. Even if you are an atheist living in America, the chances that you are somehow...some way influenced by Christian teachings without even having to read the Bible is quite high.

I have no ill will towards Christians, I can easily accept the teachings of treating others the way you would want to be treated. I just think Christians should study the origins of their "God" and how He evolved from ancient Sumerian accounts of Anunnaki, and not take the pig-in-a-poke offered them via The Bible as absolute.
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Re: Best Christian God

Postby Phatscotty on Sun Nov 16, 2014 4:09 am

DaGip wrote:
You do realize you are talking mostly to individuals that enjoy riling other people up with baits, trolls, and flames--right?


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Re: Best Christian God

Postby DaGip on Sun Nov 16, 2014 7:31 am

Phatscotty wrote:
DaGip wrote:
You do realize you are talking mostly to individuals that enjoy riling other people up with baits, trolls, and flames--right?


Yup. I still harvest the lowest hanging fruits




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Re: Best Christian God

Postby notyou2 on Sun Nov 16, 2014 1:30 pm

Scotty, this is about Christianity, not your balls. Stop derailing.

DaGip, do unto others as you would have them do unto you, is a basic humanistic decency, the Christian thieves stole it and made it there own.
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