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Why are frenchmen such good lovers?

Postby betiko on Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:34 pm

don t expect us to give you our secrets!
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Re: Why are frenchmen such good lovers?

Postby Serbia on Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:18 pm

They aren't.
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Re: Why are frenchmen such good lovers?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:37 pm

Its not hard to be good at loving when you're fucking other guys all the time
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Re: Why are frenchmen such good lovers?

Postby smegal69 on Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:40 pm

If Frenchmen were such good lovers, why were the French women throwing themselves first at the Germans and then the allies ??? :o

don't Frenchmen like armpit hair?

a lot like there Army, the best part of it is "The French Foreign legion"
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Re: Why are frenchmen such good lovers?

Postby mrswdk on Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:29 am

Basically, betiko has had sex with lots of French men and really enjoyed it.
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Re: Why are frenchmen such good lovers?

Postby notyou2 on Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:36 am

This is an internet myth. Check snopes.
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Re: Why are frenchmen such good lovers?

Postby betiko on Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:30 am

notyou2 wrote:This is an internet myth. Check snopes.


it might be a myth, it might not be one. Foreign girls need to find out by themselves! If I was a foreign girl that would be way too much suspense for me to handle.
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Re: Why are frenchmen such good lovers?

Postby BoganGod on Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:58 am

A man knows what a man wants. French men want each other. They self report as good lovers. As they enjoy the taste of cigarettes, semen, and horse tartare.
Betiko, frenchmen need to be more adventitious with the their sexual antics. Fellatio and buggery are not the only two possible acts.
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