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If you were a vampire...

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:54 pm

How important would sex be to you?
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Re: If you were a vampire...

Postby DaGip on Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:22 pm

I would suck my own dick.
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Re: If you were a vampire...

Postby riskllama on Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:31 pm

vampires can't have sex, no.? if that were the case,i believe i would miss it...
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Re: If you were a vampire...

Postby DaGip on Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:38 pm

riskllama wrote:vampires can't have sex, no.? if that were the case,i believe i would miss it...


Bill Clinton...vampire?
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Re: If you were a vampire...

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:16 am

riskllama wrote:vampires can't have sex, no.? if that were the case,i believe i would miss it...

It depends who's telling the story. In some mythologies, vampires have a lot of sex.
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Re: If you were a vampire...

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:21 am

DaGip would be a Twilight vampire who sparkles and has a thing for a 17 year old girl who has no personality other than being moody.
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Re: If you were a vampire...

Postby nietzsche on Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:45 am

muy_thaiguy would be

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Re: If you were a vampire...

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:37 pm

I wouldn't be a vampire! Geez. I would be this guy.
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Re: If you were a vampire...

Postby DaGip on Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:55 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:DaGip would be a Twilight vampire who sparkles and has a thing for a 17 year old girl who has no personality other than being moody.


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Re: If you were a vampire...

Postby mandalorian2298 on Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:26 pm

I hope that vampires can have sex. Given how many mortals want to bone a (or be boned by) vampire it would be very sad if vampires existed in a limbo of bonelesness.

I like to think that they can.
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Re: If you were a vampire...

Postby DaGip on Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:35 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:I hope that vampires can have sex. Given how many mortals want to bone a (or be boned by) vampire it would be very sad if vampires existed in a limbo of bonelesness.

I like to think that they can.


Probably why they need to drink blood so as they can get a proper erection.

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Re: If you were a vampire...

Postby mandalorian2298 on Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:37 pm

DaGip wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:I hope that vampires can have sex. Given how many mortals want to bone a (or be boned by) vampire it would be very sad if vampires existed in a limbo of bonelesness.

I like to think that they can.


Probably why they need to drink blood so as they can get a proper erection.

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Right. And boneless vampires would have all that extra blod but wouldn't be able to get an erection. That would be even sadder.
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Re: If you were a vampire...

Postby DaGip on Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:48 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:
DaGip wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:I hope that vampires can have sex. Given how many mortals want to bone a (or be boned by) vampire it would be very sad if vampires existed in a limbo of bonelesness.

I like to think that they can.


Probably why they need to drink blood so as they can get a proper erection.

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Right. And boneless vampires would have all that extra blod but wouldn't be able to get an erection. That would be even sadder.


I am quite certain than when a vampire begins to feed they begin to develop a boner. At least the gay vampires do.
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Re: If you were a vampire...

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:34 pm

They store the extra blood in the penis.
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Re: If you were a vampire...

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Jan 24, 2015 6:01 pm

The world is a vampire
Sent to drain me
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Re: If you were a vampire...

Postby Stephan Wayne on Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:18 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
riskllama wrote:vampires can't have sex, no.? if that were the case,i believe i would miss it...

It depends who's telling the story. In some mythologies, vampires have a lot of sex.


Agreed, from all the myth I've read makes it the center most important part of being a vampire.
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