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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby Phatscotty on Mon May 28, 2012 1:59 am

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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby john9blue on Mon May 28, 2012 4:37 am

"i challenge thee to fisticuffs at dawn!"

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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby notyou2 on Mon May 28, 2012 6:03 pm

notyou2 wrote:My folks used old timey phrases when they raised me....like "I'll rip your hide off in 1inch strips"


Another one my mother always said was "Go play in traffic."
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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon May 28, 2012 7:43 pm

...or "Here, play with this open razor".
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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon May 28, 2012 9:12 pm

What the fut!!

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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby squishyg on Thu May 31, 2012 10:10 pm

I'll be a monkey's uncle!
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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby Frito Bandito on Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:01 am

Measure twice and cut once!

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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby notyou2 on Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:53 pm

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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby Fruitcake on Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:39 pm

Who do you think you are? King Farouk?
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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby whitestazn88 on Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:41 pm

They should bring back fireplaces so that we can bring back the phrase "burn some more of those f******"

can't wait to get my ban for bigotry against wood for kindling.
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:44 pm

Fruitcake wrote:Who do you think you are? King Farouk?

When I was in Egypt the subject of King Farouk came up. I mentioned I had an aunt that used to say that. The guide got all serious and told me, "Don't say that around here. He was very much loved here and people would be extremely offended." I felt kind of bad for mentioning it.
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Postby squishyg on Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:39 pm

2dimes wrote:
Fruitcake wrote:Who do you think you are? King Farouk?

When I was in Egypt the subject of King Farouk came up. I mentioned I had an aunt that used to say that. The guide got all serious and told me, "Don't say that around here. He was very much loved here and people would be extremely offended." I felt kind of bad for mentioning it.


I vote to bring back "who does she think she is, the queen of Sheba?" unless of course it will start a war.
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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:19 am

squishyg wrote:I'll add to that: tarred and feathered!

And "tarrr-nation!"
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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby natty dread on Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:05 am

Yeah what's up with that anyway, was there a nation that was made of tar or something
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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby notyou2 on Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:35 am

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Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:08 pm

2dimes wrote:
Fruitcake wrote:Who do you think you are? King Farouk?

When I was in Egypt the subject of King Farouk came up. I mentioned I had an aunt that used to say that. The guide got all serious and told me, "Don't say that around here. He was very much loved here and people would be extremely offended." I felt kind of bad for mentioning it.


Who does that guide think he is? King Farouk?
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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:48 pm

"Get nabbin', copper"
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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:51 pm

I like the cut of your jib.


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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:53 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:I like the cut of your jib.


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Weird, I meant to necrobump your thread on this subject, not this one...
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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jan 28, 2015 3:04 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:I like the cut of your jib.


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did you just read Cat's Cradle too?
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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jan 28, 2015 3:06 pm

also, clearly Andy doesn't read earlier posts...

Phatscotty, on page 1, wrote:I like the cut of your jib!
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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jan 28, 2015 3:24 pm

Army of GOD wrote:also, clearly Andy doesn't read earlier posts...

Phatscotty, on page 1, wrote:I like the cut of your jib!

AOG, I don't think PS counts.


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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby Sackett58 on Wed Jan 28, 2015 3:34 pm

We had a gay old time.
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Re: Old-timey phrases we should bring back

Postby Sackett58 on Wed Jan 28, 2015 3:40 pm

Thar she blows.
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