SERIOUS NEWS (Computer Virus)

[saxitoxin]

Some pretty important news from Gail Schuler who is the head of Church of Gail. Their computers were infected with malware by the Jesuit conspiracy which created some terrifying results for their members, including Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin.

Good caution for everyone to make sure their McAfee anti-virus is up to date.

[waauw]

omg, I had to keep pausing the video because I couldn't stop laughing
How does she say al that with a straight face?

[WILLIAMS5232]

i think she's having a stroke

[DaGip]

omg, I had to keep pausing the video because I couldn't stop laughing
How does she say al that with a straight face?

She comes really close in a couple of spots, but for the most part: a job well done!

[warmonger1981]

I hope you catch a virus. You and your computer.

[notyou2]

I was having penis issues around that time, I never lost mine, it just kept spurting uncontrollably.

[betiko]

i might be a bit dumb, but I don't get this. Is she being serious, or is she just trolling to get hits on youtube?

[saxitoxin]

It's actually a sad story.

Gail Schuler is a high functioning paranoid schizophrenic currently residing in Florida. Gail believes that she is at the center of a worldwide Jesuit conspiracy that plots to destroy the world by breaking up her romantic relationships with famous celebrities.

Overwhelmed by delusions of grandeur, Gail believes she is the combined reincarnation of Catherine the Great and King David, is descended from royalty, has won Nobel Prizes and been voted Sexiest Woman Alive, is a world renowned author, chef, doctorate level medical expert, a prophet, Empress of Russia, invented the cure for AIDS, and is the intended wife of Jesus Christ. Contrary to her altered beliefs, Gail's true allure is her hair trigger delusions of persecution, extreme sexual expression, aspirations of megalomaniac control over the entire world, unintentional cruelty, ridiculously high standards for romantic partners, shallowness towards her unconditionally accepting imaginary lovers, and sincere ignorance to the entire situation.

Apparently she saw Star Trek The Next Generation for the first time in the late 1980s at the moment she suffered a cognitive error in her brain. She briefly misinterpreted the images she was seeing as real life. Since then she has had to construct this increasingly complex world in order to explain how Star Trek The Next Generation could be real.