ATTENTION, EVERYONE!

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:55 pm

Hey!

That guy stole some of my best moves.

-TG

by **2dimes** on Sat Mar 21, 2015 6:49 am

That whatever is broken.

by **Serbia** on Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:48 am

You have my attention now, big guy.

Bollocks.

by **betiko** on Sat Mar 21, 2015 5:41 pm

why have you chosen gardening over comquer club?

by **BigBallinStalin** on Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:18 pm

betiko wrote:why have you chosen gardening over comquer club?

It's my convenient role for fucking your mom.

"Oh! Miss Betiko! I didn't see you there! I just took off my clothes because it's so hot out here." <cue her response> "<insert quick response>, hey, would you be a dear and bring me some ice cold water?" <she gets it and returns> "[drink water, purposefully spill a bunch] Oh, my. Looks like I've wet myself. Whatever shall we do??" [T-minus 10 minutes til we bang].

by **mrswdk** on Sat Mar 21, 2015 11:05 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Oh, my. Looks like I've wet myself. Whatever shall we do??"

Only in France would that work as a pick-up line.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Sun Mar 22, 2015 5:01 am

mrswdk wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Oh, my. Looks like I've wet myself. Whatever shall we do??"

Only in France would that work as a pick-up line.

A priori pick-up lines are difficult to universalize, but substitutes do abound. Repeated interaction helps as well, thus obviating the need for pick-up lines (except for the purpose of jokingly being naughty).

Maybe you're just jealous.