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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Symmetry on Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:36 am

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Army of GOD wrote:maybe she has a penis, which is why Symmetry thinks so highly of her


At last, an admission that explains why I think so little of you.

But I like you =(


Aww. Still besties? :P
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby 2dimes on Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:21 am

Hmm, I think I'll go with "Close enough." Though I suspect you did not wander down with your camera to take those pictures.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Symmetry on Tue Mar 24, 2015 10:46 am

2dimes wrote:Hmm, I think I'll go with "Close enough." Though I suspect you did not wander down with your camera to take those pictures.


Mostly I used IMDB, wiki, and google to fulfill your request.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby betiko on Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:06 pm

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betiko wrote:Seriously symmetry... Your taste in women is purely horrible. Thank god you don t have to bang the women you think are attractive.


Dude, one of those women was an actual playboy bunny. I get that you want to attack me on the whole gay front. I'm used to that. But at least try to be rational when doing so. Consider it a form of courtesy.


let me be completely sincere on each of the women you posted:

1) she looks like a nice girl, average looking face with a too athletic body and not enough curves
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2) she is obviously good looking but she looks like a pole dancer escaped from "the only way is essex"
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3) absoultely ugly
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4) I can take any 10 soccer mums and 7 will look better than this. absolutely average.
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5) she's 70s hot and she would do great in a movie with john holmes
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6) she's rather hot but what happened to those rugbyman jaws?
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7) are you kidding me?
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:32 pm

On a scale of 1-10, where 10 is Asma al-Assad and 1 is the Cryptkeeper, this is how I rate them:

#1 - 4.0
#2 - 9.0
#3 - 5.0
#4 - 6.5
#5 - 8.0
#6 - 9.0
#7 - 4.0

Average: 6.5

Most sailors will do a 1.5 (or even Harry Stiles, if they've been at sea for a long time), so this should all be fine.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:08 pm

saxitoxin wrote:On a scale of 1-10, where 10 is Asma al-Assad and 1 is the Cryptkeeper, this is how I rate them:

#1 - 4.0
#2 - 9.0
#3 - 5.0
#4 - 6.5
#5 - 8.0
#6 - 9.0
#7 - 4.0

Average: 6.5

Most sailors will do a 1.5 (or even Harry Stiles, if they've been at sea for a long time), so this should all be fine.

I agree with most of saxi's ratings. The only ones I would seriously dispute would be #3 and #7.

#3 I think is a very attractive girl who unfortunately has a really ugly haircut. But once she takes her clothes off, are you really going to look at her hair?

#7 is a similar story. A basically attractive girl who is wearing the wrong clothes and being portrayed by the wrong photographer. Yes, she has small breasts, but small-breasted girls can be very cute if they're wearing the right clothes. This one isn't. The combination of crappy clothing and a badly-cropped picture also makes her belly stand out, almost creating the illusion of being fat even though she's obviously slender. Overall, if you saw her in different clothing or even a different camera angle, I think you could wank to her.

#1 is the only one I wouldn't wank to. She obviously has too much testosterone mixed in with her estrogen. Common problem with athletes. But I'll bet she's still fun to have a few beers and hang around with, and after enough beers I'm sure she becomes more desirable.

My scores:
#1 - 4.0
#2 - 9.0
#3 - 7.5
#4 - 7.0
#5 - 8.0
#6 - 9.0
#7 - 7.0

Average: 7.4
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Symmetry on Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:15 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:On a scale of 1-10, where 10 is Asma al-Assad and 1 is the Cryptkeeper, this is how I rate them:

#1 - 4.0
#2 - 9.0
#3 - 5.0
#4 - 6.5
#5 - 8.0
#6 - 9.0
#7 - 4.0

Average: 6.5

Most sailors will do a 1.5 (or even Harry Stiles, if . Yes, she has small breasts, but small-breasted girls can be very cute if they're wearing the right clothes. This one isn't. The combination of crappy clothing and a badly-cropped picture also makes her belly stand out, almost creating the illusion of being fat even though she's obviously slender. Overall, if you saw her in different clothing or even a different camera angle, I think you could wank to her.they've been at sea for a long time), so this should all be fine.

I agree with most of saxi's ratings. The only ones I would seriously dispute would be #3 and #7.

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#3 I think is a very attractive girl who unfortunately has a really ugly haircut. But once she takes her clothes off, are you really going to look at her hair?

#1 is the only one I wouldn't wank to. She obviously has too much testosterone mixed in with her estrogen. Common problem with athletes. But I'll bet she's still fun to have a few beers and hang around with, and after enough beers I'm sure she becomes more desirable.


You are a remarkably weird guy.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby betiko on Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:27 pm

Ok, I think I need to put grades there too:

1) 5 just because she looks like an interesting person
2) 7 she is really hot but looks too much like a girl from a very small town with no taste
3) 1 her posture, her close, Her shoulders, Her make up, her facial expression..
4) 5 she s actually not that bad looking but old!
5) 8 yes she s sexy. But you know that we are in 2015 and the picture is not.
6) 6 there is really something, maybe it s just from that angle, that makes her jaw strange, like a guy
7) 2 she looks like a terribly sad person, her tits start terribly low on her torso. She looks like a guy.

Lol symmetry, was this a trap with pictures of transexuals in the mix?
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Symmetry on Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:48 pm

betiko wrote:Lol symmetry, was this a trap with pictures of transexuals in the mix?


I promise I din't know you were transsexual.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby betiko on Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:09 pm

Symmetry wrote:
betiko wrote:Lol symmetry, was this a trap with pictures of transexuals in the mix?


I promise I din't know you were transsexual.


I hope those weren t friends of yours.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Symmetry on Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:09 pm

DaGip wrote:Image


THESE MEN ARE READY TO GET IMPREGNATED BY HUGE AMERICAN PECKERS!

I mean, jut look at them all...they are just begging for some good ol' Yank Cock!



Men can get pregnant?
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