a funny thing happened today

by **khazalid** on Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:28 pm

i got taken to see fast and furious 7 by a five year old mongolian girl who is intent on marrying me. funny, and a thing, right?

also:

if you are in any way possessed of faculties, please do not see that movie.

by **Army of GOD** on Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:38 pm

my grandpa died today

it wasn't that funny

by **khazalid** on Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:42 pm

not to worry my man, you can work it off on the free weights and measure your enormous cock - i assume that'll make ya feel better

by **nietzsche** on Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:53 pm

khazalid wrote:i got taken to see fast and furious 7 by a five year old mongolian girl who is intent on marrying me. funny, and a thing, right?

also:

if you are in any way possessed of faculties, please do not see that movie.

ok this is sick

by **nietzsche** on Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:54 pm

Army of GOD wrote:my grandpa died today

it wasn't that funny

when you told me the other day i thought you meant something that happened long ago.

sorry to hear, take care of your grandma

by **khazalid** on Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:57 pm

nietzsche wrote:
khazalid wrote:i got taken to see fast and furious 7 by a five year old mongolian girl who is intent on marrying me. funny, and a thing, right?

also:

if you are in any way possessed of faculties, please do not see that movie.

ok this is sick

why is it sick?

was it worth the necrobump?

by **betiko** on Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:02 am

is reaching #7 in franchise movies a record or something? rocky only made it to #6 amiright?
I'm just curious to know how they handled the script with paul walker's death like 2 years ago. I'm sure the five year old had the time of her life though.

and rip aog grandpa

by **khazalid** on Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:42 am

that steroid-ad looking f*ck face deadpans a eulogy over some paul walker flashbacks as the character (i forget his name) decides that, hey, his place is actually with his family after all. vaguely recall some vrooming off into the sunset. it was high farce.

by **nietzsche** on Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:02 pm

khazalid wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
khazalid wrote:i got taken to see fast and furious 7 by a five year old mongolian girl who is intent on marrying me. funny, and a thing, right?

also:

if you are in any way possessed of faculties, please do not see that movie.

ok this is sick

why is it sick?

was it worth the necrobump?

it's sick yo! excellent movie. bin diesel is da shit, and those cars are awesome with nitro and all.

by **betiko** on Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:06 pm

nietzsche wrote:
khazalid wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
khazalid wrote:i got taken to see fast and furious 7 by a five year old mongolian girl who is intent on marrying me. funny, and a thing, right?

also:

if you are in any way possessed of faculties, please do not see that movie.

ok this is sick

why is it sick?

was it worth the necrobump?

it's sick yo! excellent movie. bin diesel is da shit, and those cars are awesome with nitro and all.

xeno, get out of that body

by **tkr4lf** on Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:07 am

nietzsche wrote:
khazalid wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
khazalid wrote:i got taken to see fast and furious 7 by a five year old mongolian girl who is intent on marrying me. funny, and a thing, right?

also:

if you are in any way possessed of faculties, please do not see that movie.

ok this is sick

why is it sick?

was it worth the necrobump?

it's sick yo! excellent movie. bin diesel is da shit, and those cars are awesome with nitro and all.

Did you guys know Vin Diesel likes to play D&D? That guy is a huge nerd.

by **Dukasaur** on Sat May 02, 2015 12:07 am

betiko wrote:is reaching #7 in franchise movies a record or something? rocky only made it to #6 amiright?
I'm just curious to know how they handled the script with paul walker's death like 2 years ago. I'm sure the five year old had the time of her life though.

and rip aog grandpa

Apparantly the Jaws franchise is expected to reach #`19 later this year.

Of course, many franchises aren't numbered, but are franchises just the same. There have been 12 Star Trek movies and 23 James Bonds.

Of course, the various porn franchises have the mainstream beat by a mile. The "Homegrown Video" semi-amateur series is up to #852.