best hot sauce?

by **notyou2** on Tue May 05, 2015 7:00 am

nietzsche wrote:shut the f*ck up like americans can eat really hot sauces. or canadians or whatever you all are whities.

i bet i can drink all those sauces like a soda.

I bet you 5 pesos (a month's salary in Mexico) that you can't drink a bottle of Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce.

I see Dave has an even hotter one now. 10 pesos if you drink a bottle of that.

by **betiko** on Tue May 05, 2015 8:22 am

notyou2 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:shut the f*ck up like americans can eat really hot sauces. or canadians or whatever you all are whities.

i bet i can drink all those sauces like a soda.

I bet you 5 pesos (a month's salary in Mexico) that you can't drink a bottle of Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce.

I see Dave has an even hotter one now. 10 pesos if you drink a bottle of that.

I'd put 20 pesos on the table if he drinks half a sip. haven't tried it, but my guess would be tobasco^100

ps: son nobody every burnt his wiener after cooking and going for a wee???

by **notyou2** on Tue May 05, 2015 8:49 am

I haven't experienced that Betiko, but when I went to New Orleans I was warned that if you drink beer while eating the cajun crawfish and then have to piss, be sure to wash your hands before you piss for that exact same reason.

by **2dimes** on Tue May 05, 2015 9:03 am

I touched my eye once after chopping peppers and was blinded. It was less painful than it could have been. Lasted just under an hour.

I use mostly Tobasco. I remember the first time I had it I was panting for ages, now it's like tangy ketchup.

Had Dave's insanity once and da bomb. Brutal.

by **betiko** on Tue May 05, 2015 9:04 am

notyou2 wrote:I haven't experienced that Betiko, but when I went to New Orleans I was warned that if you drink beer while eating the cajun crawfish and then have to piss, be sure to wash your hands before you piss for that exact same reason.

Cool so at least all of louisiana has experienced it! The same horrible thing happens if you scratch your eye. I don't know which one is worse.

by **betiko** on Tue May 05, 2015 9:05 am

2dimes wrote:I touched my eye once after chopping peppers and was blinded. It was less painful than it could have been. Lasted just under an hour.

I use mostly Tobasco. I remember the first time I had it I was panting for ages, now it's like tangy ketchup.

Had Dave's insanity once and da bomb. Brutal.

there you go! the eye and penis thing!

by **2dimes** on Tue May 05, 2015 9:08 am

These guys http://www.hataribros.com/hotsauces.asp make some good ones. Very flavorful. I had the peri peri and garlic peri peri.

by **khazalid** on Tue May 05, 2015 9:52 am

ah, hot sauce. helluva thing

by **persianempire** on Fri May 08, 2015 3:10 am

Louisiana Style

by **betiko** on Fri May 08, 2015 9:00 am

those are likely not of your tastes, but I do like a lot the heinz habanero and heinz jalapeño sauces. They aren't really strong, but I use them a lot.

Also, no one has talked much about tobasco. Probably because it's too much of a classic and it isn't that strong. But I fucking love this shit. I just use tons and the bottles never last much.
I'm amazed when I go to certain people's house and I see a tobasco bottle where the juice just got a weird dark red colour. i'm like shit dude... how long have you had this bottle for? That shit is probably 3 years old, how the hell is there still juice in it?

by **khazalid** on Fri May 08, 2015 9:07 am

betiko wrote:those are likely not of your tastes, but I do like a lot the heinz habanero and heinz jalapeño sauces. They aren't really strong, but I use them a lot.

Also, no one has talked much about tobasco. Probably because it's too much of a classic and it isn't that strong. But I fucking love this shit. I just use tons and the bottles never last much.
I'm amazed when I go to certain people's house and I see a tobasco bottle where the juice just got a weird dark red colour. i'm like shit dude... how long have you had this bottle for? That shit is probably 3 years old, how the hell is there still juice in it?

yes, yes and yes.

the heinz jalapeno is not nearly so good as the habanero though, which is hot and sweet and fruity with not too much vinegar.

tabasco is ok, but the chipotle tabasco has a lot more depth to it (if less heat). excellent in fajitas with some extra chilli, paprika, cumin seeds and ground cumin.

by **2dimes** on Fri May 08, 2015 11:13 pm

Do you get jalapeño tobasco there. It's milder than regular but very delicious too.

by **betiko** on Sat May 09, 2015 5:58 am

2dimes wrote:Do you get jalapeño tobasco there. It's milder than regular but very delicious too.

I ve seen it a few times, but i always go to my small supermarket and they only have the normal one. Definitely not as popular, but I like it.

For the heinz jalapeño sure it s more vinegar ish, but it s great on salads and shit.

by **khazalid** on Sat May 09, 2015 6:48 am

hot sauce should never be anywhere near a salad. that's just wrong. are you sure you're french? that avatar is starting to look a little suspicious

by **betiko** on Sat May 09, 2015 7:16 am

khazalid wrote:hot sauce should never be anywhere near a salad. that's just wrong. are you sure you're french? that avatar is starting to look a little suspicious

of course hot sauces go well with salads. Salads are under rated. not talking about anorexic girl shit salads.

by **nietzsche** on Sat May 09, 2015 4:39 pm

Related, has anyone tried carl's junior el diablo thickburger? Just saw an add and I want one now, the peppers part sounds yummy, but of course it could be crap.