IATA AGM 2015: Top Five Stories

[DoomYoshi]

5) Mexico City is going to get a new airport! Sure, this was announced 10 months ago, but it now seems official. The design reminds me of an invasive species:

http://www.traveldailynews.com/news/article/66534/iata-signs-mou-with-mexican

4) Everything is Awesome!
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/06/08/us-airlines-iata-forecast-idUSKBN0OO1E120150608
(But the investors aren't buying it)
http://www.bidnessetc.com/44828-why-us-airlines-traded-down-monday-despite-iatas-bullish-outlook/

3) The Gulf War continues as Qatar Airways threatens to quit OneWorld, while AA Chairman is elected as the new IATA president.
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-33058576

2) This may be the closest the FAA has ever been to making a sensible decision in a timely fashion:
http://news.yahoo.com/u-air-traffic-control-system-mimic-canadas-system-221547425--finance.html

1) sister-raping Zionists overtake TPDS and the BPB to become the sexiest group on CC
http://www.wsj.com/articles/affirmative-action-lands-in-the-air-traffic-control-tower-1433283292

[Army of GOD]

why is DoomYoshi allowed to make threads

[Metsfanmax]

why is Army of GOD allowed to respond to threads

[Army of GOD]

why is Army of GOD allowed to respond to threads

because I'm witty and entertaining

[DoomYoshi]

Is this a ruse to throw me off the track of the obvious imminent alien invasion of Earth that starts in Mexico? Are you one of them AoG?