What is your best feature?

by **saxitoxin** on Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:36 pm

by **Metsfanmax** on Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:42 pm

Where's the breasts option? You know there are women on the internet right?

by **saxitoxin** on Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:49 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:Where's the breasts option? You know there are women on the internet right?

And out-of-shape men.

Point taken. Amended.

by **Funkyterrance** on Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:58 pm

Definitely the derieierre. You could literally bounce quarters off it and many a middle-aged man has. In the high school locker room I had to pull the dropped jaws back into place on a regular basis. And ladies, don't think your man ain't strayin' till you personally witness him resist my cheeks-a-splayin'. I ain't lyin', baby got BACK.

by **saxitoxin** on Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:00 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:In the high school locker room I had to pull the dropped jaws back into place on a regular basis.

you must have played lacrosse

by **Lootifer** on Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:39 pm

Cheekbones.

by **waauw** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:24 am

Hair, I've received compliments about my hair in the past. Asian thickness and european waviness.

by **mrswdk** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:50 am

waauw wrote:Hair, I've received compliments about my hair in the past. European thickness and european waviness.

fix'd

by **waauw** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:18 am

mrswdk wrote:
waauw wrote:Hair, I've received compliments about my hair in the past. European thickness and european waviness.

fix'd

Have you never seen a white person up close? Their hair is way thinner than those of asians.

by **Dukasaur** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:37 am

Metsfanmax wrote:Where's the breasts option? You know there are women on the internet right?

I thought you said women didn't want to be treated as sex objects?

by **mrswdk** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:47 am

waauw wrote:
mrswdk wrote:
waauw wrote:Hair, I've received compliments about my hair in the past. European thickness and european waviness.

fix'd

Have you never seen a white person up close? Their hair is way thinner than those of asians.

Maybe it just depends. Not that I've looked at many people's heads up close, but my impression is that the Europeans I see around my area have thicker hair than the Asians (by which I mean East Asian).

by **waauw** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:10 am

mrswdk wrote:Maybe it just depends. Not that I've looked at many people's heads up close, but my impression is that the Europeans I see around my area have thicker hair than the Asians (by which I mean East Asian).

Probably an illusion due to the wavy or curly twists.
I once read there was an asian urban legend that eating too much fastfood would cause hair to fall out faster. Maybe it's somehow true and relates to this.

by **Funkyterrance** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 8:54 am

waauw wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Maybe it just depends. Not that I've looked at many people's heads up close, but my impression is that the Europeans I see around my area have thicker hair than the Asians (by which I mean East Asian).

Probably an illusion due to the wavy or curly twists.
I once read there was an asian urban legend that eating too much fastfood would cause hair to fall out faster. Maybe it's somehow true and relates to this.

This has really gone off on a weird tangent. I'm about ready to hear about mrswdk's ballsack at this point. But then again, I'm always ready to hear about mrswdk's ballsack.

by **waauw** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:06 am

Funkyterrance wrote:
waauw wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Maybe it just depends. Not that I've looked at many people's heads up close, but my impression is that the Europeans I see around my area have thicker hair than the Asians (by which I mean East Asian).

Probably an illusion due to the wavy or curly twists.
I once read there was an asian urban legend that eating too much fastfood would cause hair to fall out faster. Maybe it's somehow true and relates to this.
This has really gone off on a weird tangent. I'm about ready to hear about mrswdk's ballsack at this point. But then again, I'm always ready to hear about mrswdk's ballsack.

You need to stop visiting the thai whorehouses.

by **jonesthecurl** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:41 am

My hair. check the user name.

by **Funkyterrance** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:23 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:My hair. check the user name.

I always assumed it was in reference to the savory ors devour by frito-lay.

by **mrswdk** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:06 pm

I thought it was a reference to his curly penis.

by **jonesthecurl** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:28 pm

mrswdk wrote:I thought it was a reference to his curly penis.

I'm still searching for a girl with a left-hand thread...

by **Metsfanmax** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:27 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Where's the breasts option? You know there are women on the internet right?

I thought you said women didn't want to be treated as sex objects?

I wouldn't presume to tell women what they want. I said that it is reprehensible to treat women as sex objects against their will, or in a setting in which it is not clearly applicable.

At any rate, I know women who have said that their breasts were their best feature, and that doesn't mean they believed they were sex objects.

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:31 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:At any rate, I know women who have said that their breasts were their best feature, and that doesn't mean they believed they were sex objects.

Agree with Mets. They could have also meant they were well-suited to be mothers.

by **DoomYoshi** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:34 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:At any rate, I know women who have said that their breasts were their best feature, and that doesn't mean they believed they were sex objects.

Agree with Mets. They could have also meant they were well-suited to be mothers.

A friend of mine from high school just got a boob job after advice from her mother who said: "it was the best decision I made in my life".

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:35 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:At any rate, I know women who have said that their breasts were their best feature, and that doesn't mean they believed they were sex objects.

Agree with Mets. They could have also meant they were well-suited to be mothers.

A friend of mine from high school just got a boob job after advice from her mother who said: "it was the best decision I made in my life".

Did she invite you to test them out?

by **DoomYoshi** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:35 pm

No : (

by **Metsfanmax** on Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:47 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:At any rate, I know women who have said that their breasts were their best feature, and that doesn't mean they believed they were sex objects.

Agree with Mets. They could have also meant they were well-suited to be mothers.

A friend of mine from high school just got a boob job after advice from her mother who said: "it was the best decision I made in my life".

Did she invite you to test them out?