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The Legend of ThornHeart

Postby Phatscotty on Sun Aug 30, 2015 3:28 am

I had a similar experience at the Chicago rally.

It was my first rally and I didn't really know what to expect. I showed up (having told my parents I was going to visit the Baha'i temple for a religious studies class, because they are quite liberal and probably wouldn't approve of this) and pulled out my cardboard sign with the Gadsden on one side and a photocopy of the first page of the Constitution on the other. I got a few cheers from the people around me... there were even some college kids. A few people had guns, and I thought I recognized one of them... which kind of creeped me out, but I got used to it after a while. Anyway, it was going all right at first. I tried to get on camera but it was kind of crowded and I couldn't squeeze my way through. After an hour or so the police showed up (I mean lots of them, earlier there were just a few officers but as our numbers grew they sent for backup). A few squabbles and chants, but no violence yet. Then after another half hour or so, there was a sound kind of like a gunshot, I hadn't heard many real gunshots in real life so I couldn't tell for sure. People got really agitated and started shouting at the police... they began to move in on us... I was near the edge of the crowd so I was one of the closest ones to the police. Another gunshot about 5 minutes later (this one was definitely a gunshot, it was much closer to me than the last one, so I could easily tell). The crowd goes apeshit and the police start breaking it up and get on their radios to call more fuzz. A THIRD GUNSHOT that was even closer, probably less than 20 feet from me. The police start spraying pepper spray at this point and I get some. I'm on the ground and my eyes are tearing up almost to where I can't see. I guess the police thought it was me (I had a backpack on) so they pull me aside... two of them are holding me and one reaches for his taser. I was freaking out at this point... I'm about to get tased and I didn't do shit... I wipe the tears away from my eyes, and looking into the crowd, I see for a split second the man with the gun, the man that I had vaguely recognized from earlier, from these very forums in fact. Thornheart drew his Smith & Wesson .45 automatic handgun and fired for the fourth time. The bullet pierced the can of pepper spray, exploding it and blinding everyone within a 50 foot radius. The police scattered, mouthing furiously on their radios about a world-class sharpshooting teabagger. The bullet ricoched off a fire hydrant and glanced off the key that was still in a police motorcycle. The motorcycle whirred to life and zoomed straight towards me. "Jump!" Thornheart bellowed, his voice booming above the crowd. I jumped. The bike caught the strap of my backpack with its right handlebar, and I was whisked away beyond the crowd and beyond the police. The bike crashed into a light pole 30 seconds later, and I was thrown through the air, my eyes still stinging, until I landed with a thud. I rose, dazed, to find that I was in the parking lot, and I had landed right next to my car. I began to climb in, but before I left, I looked back at the crowd in the distance. I could see my savior one last time, unmistakable with his legendary 6 and a half foot stature. He cocked his hat, blew the smoke from his gun, and nodded in my direction before disappearing into the crowd.
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Re: The Legend of ThornHeart

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Aug 30, 2015 1:36 pm

John9blue get's no credit for his 2010 post? http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... &start=300


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Re: The Legend of ThornHeart

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Aug 30, 2015 2:48 pm

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/08/29/ontario-mayor-defends-controversial-tweets-relating-harper-s-security-to-hitler_n_8059738.html

TORONTO — An Ontario mayor was criticized for tweets that related the Conservatives' decision to hire veterans as additional security during the federal election campaign to protection measures used by dictators Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini.

The remarks prompted senior Tory Jason Kenney to call for an apology, but Oakville Mayor Rob Burton would only do so to veterans themselves and not the Conservative party.

Burton made the comments in response to word that former members of the Canadian military are acting as security guards at Stephen Harper's campaign events, on top of RCMP officers who are assigned to the prime minister's personal detail.

"Any political parties had private police using veterans before?" Burton tweeted along with links to Wikipedia pages on Hitler's Brownshirts and Mussolini's Blackshirts. "Any others?"
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Re: The Legend of ThornHeart

Postby riskllama on Sun Aug 30, 2015 8:13 pm

i wish harper would go hole up in a bunker for 90 days or so and shoot himself in the head... O:)
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Re: The Legend of ThornHeart

Postby notyou2 on Sun Aug 30, 2015 8:30 pm

riskllama wrote:i wish harper would go hole up in a bunker for 90 days or so and shoot himself in the head... O:)


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Re: The Legend of ThornHeart

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:32 am

AndyDufresne wrote:John9blue get's no credit for his 2010 post? http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... &start=300


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Actually I was hoping JB might stop by and claim it himself....

f'n Obama!
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Re: The Legend of ThornHeart

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:53 am

I miss john9blue. :cry:
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