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[jonesthecurl]

in honour of talk like a pirate day, I'll remind you of this...
http://www.thescriptco.com/arrr-riotous-rollicking-adventure-play-script/
...me hearties...

[warmonger1981]

Pirate
When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate.

Or.

Muzzleloader
1. The act of taking a large pinch of chewing tobacco and inserting into a partner's anus, and "packing" the chew into a partner's anal cavity.*

2. May also be used for personal pleasure by pushing the chew into one's anus with their thumb.*

Or.

Cannonball
A sexual act in which a man places a testicle into the woman's vagina and she queefs it back out with force.

[DaGip]

seriously...

[khazalid]

warmonger 1981 you dense f*ck. that is all

[KoolBak]

Yeah...seriously....that was not good. Altho I lol'd at the "Pirate"....

[daddy1gringo]

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrr.

[tzor]

Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

[Metsfanmax]

Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

[DaGip]

Arrr!

[warmonger1981]

Khazalid your mothers vagina was dense so I gave her the Pirate. That is all.

KoolBak the first time I heard the Pirate I laughed. The other two are obviously disgusting.

Anyone for a Hot Karl??

Hot Carl/Karl
A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Ah the glories of the internet and the modern age! In what other era would it be so easy to learn about and probably watch a video of various disgusting acts?

-TG

[subtleknifewield]

Boy this escalated and degenerated quickly. Like a bunch of pirates on shore leave!

Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

But pi is all about being round you know...whoever heard of a an octagonal shaped pie?!

[DaGip]

I couldn't find any Carl/Pirate jokes...but I did find this one. I had to share.

[notyou2]

Boy this escalated and degenerated quickly. Like a bunch of pirates on shore leave!

Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

But pi is all about being round you know...whoever heard of a an octagonal shaped pie?!

Cake arr square, pi arr round.

[subtleknifewield]

Boy this escalated and degenerated quickly. Like a bunch of pirates on shore leave!

Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

But pi is all about being round you know...whoever heard of a an octagonal shaped pie?!

Cake arr square, pi arr round.

And they both go straight to yer guts!

[DaGip]

Boy this escalated and degenerated quickly. Like a bunch of pirates on shore leave!

Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

But pi is all about being round you know...whoever heard of a an octagonal shaped pie?!

Cake arr square, pi arr round.

And they both go straight to yer guts!

Arrrr! Swab the poop deck, you scurvy dawg!

[subtleknifewield]

Boy this escalated and degenerated quickly. Like a bunch of pirates on shore leave!

Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

But pi is all about being round you know...whoever heard of a an octagonal shaped pie?!

Cake arr square, pi arr round.

And they both go straight to yer guts!

Arrrr! Swab the poop deck, you scurvy dawg!

Arrr, swab it yerself, matey!