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Are you a wizard?

Postby mrswdk on Wed Oct 07, 2015 3:53 pm

Prove it by turning a string of text on a computer into a feeling of euphoria:

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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby mrswdk on Wed Oct 07, 2015 3:54 pm

This is now a QR code thread.
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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby mrswdk on Wed Oct 07, 2015 4:01 pm

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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby Serbia on Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:47 pm

I thought I was, but this thread proves I'm not.

Bollocks in 2015.
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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:52 pm

When I was 14 I masturbated 6 times in a row. Does this make me a wizard?
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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:16 pm

ManBungalow wrote:When I was 14 I masturbated 6 times in a row. Does this make me a wizard?


My guess is that all 14 year old boys are Wizards.
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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:54 pm

You're a lizard, Larry
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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:43 pm

I may not be a wizard but you're a fucking nerd!
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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby waauw on Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:52 am

Legend says that if you do a helicopter dick you'll be able to fly.
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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby Ronaldinho on Thu Oct 08, 2015 6:01 am

Cape.
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Or no cape.
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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby UCAbears on Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:10 am

I have a wizards sleeve
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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Oct 08, 2015 2:23 pm

That's tough, man. Maybe you should see a taylor.

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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby rishaed on Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:11 pm

ManBungalow wrote:When I was 14 I masturbated 6 times in a row. Does this make me a wizard?

Only if you're still single past the age of 30.
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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:18 pm

I married a witch that can see the future.
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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby mrswdk on Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:26 pm

Lucky dip - round 2!

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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby subtleknifewield on Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:31 pm

Amusing.

No, I'm a squib :P
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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:20 am

A damp one, maybe.

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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby rishaed on Sat Oct 17, 2015 7:26 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:A damp one, maybe.

-TG

Huh... Then is he a squid?
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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby subtleknifewield on Sat Oct 17, 2015 11:43 am

rishaed wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:A damp one, maybe.

-TG

Huh... Then is he a squid?

I think youare right...he is confusing squib with squid :P
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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:11 pm

The phrase isn't "damp squid," there is little point in describing a squid as damp. A squid is always at least damp, unless it's been out of the water too long, in which case it'd be dead. So a "desiccated squid" would be more appropriate. It's "damp squib," a squib being a small explosive that will fail to detonate if it gets wet.

YOU FUCKERS RUINED MY JOKE. It's not funny if I have to spell it out. MORONS!!!1!

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Re: Are you a wizard?

Postby subtleknifewield on Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:40 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:The phrase isn't "damp squid," there is little point in describing a squid as damp. A squid is always at least damp, unless it's been out of the water too long, in which case it'd be dead. So a "desiccated squid" would be more appropriate. It's "damp squib," a squib being a small explosive that will fail to detonate if it gets wet.

YOU FUCKERS RUINED MY JOKE. It's not funny if I have to spell it out. MORONS!!!1!

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So sorry I didn't get another nation's slang...owait :V
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