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Problem 5

Postby mrswdk on Mon Apr 04, 2016 5:35 am

saxi has been found dead in a field. It is a muddy field which was ploughed the day before saxi's estimated time of death.

There are no footprints leading up to or away from saxi's body. Saxi is wearing a backpack.

Which OT regular would be most likely to sodomize his corpse if they found him first?
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Re: Problem 5

Postby Kevi on Mon Apr 04, 2016 5:42 am

mrswdk wrote:saxi has been found dead in a field. It is a muddy field which was ploughed the day before saxi's estimated time of death.

There are no footprints leading up to or away from saxi's body. Saxi is wearing a backpack.

Which OT regular would be most likely to sodomize his corpse if they found him first?


I think it would be you mrs
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Re: Problem 5

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:17 am

Case solved
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Re: Problem 5

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 04, 2016 1:35 pm

saxi has had so many passengers in his bunghole it'd be like a generic "whodunit"
mrswdk is a ho
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Re: Problem 5

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Apr 04, 2016 2:55 pm

Definitely nietzsche. Is this even a question?

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Re: Problem 5

Postby betiko on Tue Apr 05, 2016 10:03 am

definitely natty dread. If a snow plough passed by and he has been sodomized...
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Re: Problem 5

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Apr 05, 2016 2:58 pm

betiko wrote:definitely natty dread. If a snow plough passed by and he has been sodomized...


No way.

Niet did it.

-saxi is dead and sodomized, lived in California
-no tracks
-niet is Mexican
-Mexicans believe in el chupacabra, which doesn't leave tracks
-saxi's body was molested and left by a creature who doesn't leave tracks.
-the plough passed the day before saxi's death.

q.e.d. niet did it, not natty.

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