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Cocktails *Warning Adult Content*

Postby Serbia on Mon May 09, 2016 6:24 am

What's your favorite cocktail? What's the recipe for it, if it's not an obvious one?

Mine: La Floridita Daiquiri, despite it being Hemingway's drink of choice.

Two parts grapefruit juice (I prefer 100% Ruby Red)
Two parts rum
One part simple syrup
One part lime juice
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Re: Cocktails *Warning Adult Content*

Postby KoolBak on Mon May 09, 2016 10:46 am

My go to....canadian and coke.

In Kauai....jugs of jungle juice (tropical juices, almost any booze...lol), pitchers of fresh fruit daquiris, mai tais.

Going out....tangueray tonic....absolute kamikazee.....
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Re: Cocktails *Warning Adult Content*

Postby apey on Mon May 09, 2016 11:26 am

Raspberry kamikazee
Coincidentally has nothing to do with Raspberries
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Re: Cocktails *Warning Adult Content*

Postby 2dimes on Mon May 09, 2016 11:34 am

Dark rum and any tropical/citrus juice.

Piña colada.

Long Island ice tea.

In that order.
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Re: Cocktails *Warning Adult Content*

Postby tzor on Mon May 09, 2016 12:56 pm

I known for being lazy with my favorite cocktails. So here is my Lazy "Hot Buttered Rum."

RUM (That part is obvious)
Butter (You can use the spreadable stuff if you want faster results, or just don't keep the butter that cold in the first place)
Kurig K Cup of Apple Cider

Take a large mug.
Add the rum.
Drop in the dollop of butter.
Turn on your Kurig coffee mater.
Follow instructions to make the apple cider and make it in the mug with the rum and butter.

Note: If using Captain Morgan Rum you must assume the pose before drinking.
Personally, I think dark rum is better.
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Re: Cocktails *Warning Adult Content*

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon May 09, 2016 2:02 pm

White Russian.

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Re: Cocktails *Warning Adult Content*

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon May 09, 2016 2:26 pm

The MGM casino in Las Vegas makes a lethal 191 fruity drink that's made of crushed and pulverized ice. Extra shot of 191 for only $1

Beware! My son and I were already half in the bag, we got lost in the bowels of MGM and ended up in their laundry facilities. Took us about an hour to figure out where we parked the damn car. Then we got lost trying to find our way back to our place.

My son was hungover for 2 days and I was for 24 hours.
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Re: Cocktails *Warning Adult Content*

Postby 2dimes on Mon May 09, 2016 3:36 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:The MGM casino in Las Vegas makes a lethal 191 fruity drink that's made of crushed and pulverized ice. Extra shot of 191 for only $1

Beware! My son and I were already half in the bag, we got lost in the bowels of MGM and ended up in their laundry facilities. Took us about an hour to figure out where we parked the damn car. Then we got lost trying to find our way back to our place.

My son was hungover for 2 days and I was for 24 hours.


Driving around "half in the bag" classy.
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Re: Cocktails *Warning Adult Content*

Postby Symmetry on Mon May 09, 2016 8:46 pm

Serbia wrote:What's your favorite cocktail? What's the recipe for it, if it's not an obvious one?

Mine: La Floridita Daiquiri, despite it being Hemingway's drink of choice.

Two parts grapefruit juice (I prefer 100% Ruby Red)
Two parts rum
One part simple syrup
One part lime juice


Why "despite it being Hemingway's drink of choice"?
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Re: Cocktails *Warning Adult Content*

Postby Serbia on Mon May 09, 2016 8:49 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:White Russian.

-TG


I am enjoying several tonight, actually. Love a good White Russian.

Symmetry wrote:
Serbia wrote:What's your favorite cocktail? What's the recipe for it, if it's not an obvious one?

Mine: La Floridita Daiquiri, despite it being Hemingway's drink of choice.

Two parts grapefruit juice (I prefer 100% Ruby Red)
Two parts rum
One part simple syrup
One part lime juice


Why "despite it being Hemingway's drink of choice"?


Because I'm a troll? But yeah, there are certain things which simply must be said, and in a certain way; and this was one of those instances. In other news, I learned a lot about Hemingway while walking around Pamplona.
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Re: Cocktails *Warning Adult Content*

Postby Symmetry on Mon May 09, 2016 8:58 pm

Serbia wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:White Russian.

-TG


I am enjoying several tonight, actually. Love a good White Russian.

Symmetry wrote:
Serbia wrote:What's your favorite cocktail? What's the recipe for it, if it's not an obvious one?

Mine: La Floridita Daiquiri, despite it being Hemingway's drink of choice.

Two parts grapefruit juice (I prefer 100% Ruby Red)
Two parts rum
One part simple syrup
One part lime juice


Why "despite it being Hemingway's drink of choice"?


Because I'm a troll? But yeah, there are certain things which simply must be said, and in a certain way; and this was one of those instances. In other news, I learned a lot about Hemingway while walking around Pamplona.


On the Hemingway front, ever tried a Death in the Afternoon?

Pour one jigger absinthe into a Champagne glass. Add iced Champagne until it attains the proper opalescent milkiness. Drink three to five of these slowly.
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Re: Cocktails *Warning Adult Content*

Postby tzor on Mon May 09, 2016 9:26 pm

Serbia wrote:In other news, I learned a lot about Hemingway while walking around Pamplona.


I learned a lot about Hemingway when living in Key West.
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Re: Cocktails *Warning Adult Content*

Postby Serbia on Mon May 09, 2016 10:29 pm

Symmetry wrote:On the Hemingway front, ever tried a Death in the Afternoon?

Pour one jigger absinthe into a Champagne glass. Add iced Champagne until it attains the proper opalescent milkiness. Drink three to five of these slowly.


I haven't... and it sounds deadly, particularly at those quantities.

tzor wrote:
Serbia wrote:In other news, I learned a lot about Hemingway while walking around Pamplona.


I learned a lot about Hemingway when living in Key West.


Never been to Key West. In fact, I've spent less than 24 hours in Florida, all of them in Miami, which is a shame. At least I got to go to the beach.
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Re: Cocktails *Warning Adult Content*

Postby riskllama on Tue May 10, 2016 1:16 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:White Russian.

-TG

jesus christ, TG - u drive a Torino, too?
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Re: Cocktails *Warning Adult Content*

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue May 10, 2016 2:20 am

riskllama wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:White Russian.

-TG

jesus christ, TG - u drive a Torino, too?


Some kid stole it. He's flunking social studies.

I only started drinking 'em after watching the movie, admittedly. But it's been a go-to drink for years now. We make some homemade kahlua, have fun.

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Re: Cocktails *Warning Adult Content*

Postby tzor on Tue May 10, 2016 10:30 am

Serbia wrote:Never been to Key West. In fact, I've spent less than 24 hours in Florida, all of them in Miami, which is a shame. At least I got to go to the beach.


Key West is an interesting place. It was even more interesting in Hemingway's time when he had to stay a few days because he had ordered a car in Key West and decided to stay there for a significant portion of his life. Key West and Cuba really form the backbone of his attitude. At his house, he had his writing space on the second floor of a garage next to the main house. There was no staircase, but a swing bridge from his bedroom window to the second floor room.

Hemingway liked a very very dry martini that was very very cold (although he didn't dislike vermouth, just not wen drinking the martini). And he never drank while he wrote.

When asked in an interview if rumors of him taking a pitcher of martinis to work every morning were true, he answered, “Jeezus Christ! Have you ever heard of anyone who drank while he worked? You’re thinking of Faulkner. He does sometimes – and I can tell right in the middle of a page when he’s had his first one. Besides, who in hell would mix more than one martini at a time?”
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