Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:03 am

What is the sexiest rivalry on Conquer Club?

by **kentington** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:14 am

I chose AOG vs VS

I didn't know there was a rivalry between them, but they both have it going on so it must be great!

by **Lootifer** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:15 am

by **2dimes** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:16 am

I think you spelled "midget fetish" wrong Kent.

by **whitestazn88** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:18 am

I nominate the "big man" rivalry of myself vs jonesthecurl.

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:39 am

Of my personal rivalries, my favorite one is of me vs. gradybitches.

A lot of the banter is in the NFL subforum, but here's a good post: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=143651&p=3186690&hilit=gradybitches#p3186757

of the ones in the OP, I'm stuck between j9b/natty and BBS/Sym. They're the most equal, in my opinion.

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:09 am

The one with the fanfiction of course.

by **Symmetry** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:39 am

Clearly BBS and I have a passion that will stand for ages. A bromance for the ages encompassing calls for death, crime and punishment (relegated to forum rules, of course), and now a self imposed exile involving a dodgy money-making scheme.

He is my Heathcliff. Who doesn't like a bad-boy sketchy economist?

What's not sexy about that?

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:53 am

Symmetry wrote:Clearly BBS and I have a passion that will stand for ages. A bromance for the ages encompassing calls for death, crime and punishment (relegated to forum rules, of course), and now a self imposed exile involving a dodgy money-making scheme.

He is my Heathcliff. Who doesn't like a bad-boy sketchy economist?

What's not sexy about that?

Good start. Now flesh out the fanfiction to a couple pages and you may have something there.

by **Symmetry** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:02 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Clearly BBS and I have a passion that will stand for ages. A bromance for the ages encompassing calls for death, crime and punishment (relegated to forum rules, of course), and now a self imposed exile involving a dodgy money-making scheme.

He is my Heathcliff. Who doesn't like a bad-boy sketchy economist?

What's not sexy about that?

Good start. Now flesh out the fanfiction to a couple pages and you may have something there.

"BBS, rogue economist, saw him across the grand forum. The chiseled brow, the striking complection, the perfect symmetry of his features. He felt drawn."

I've only got that first set of sentences down, but I've got an outline of the ending-

show

by **AndyDufresne** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:09 am

Hm, pretty tough choices...

--Andy

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:16 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Clearly BBS and I have a passion that will stand for ages. A bromance for the ages encompassing calls for death, crime and punishment (relegated to forum rules, of course), and now a self imposed exile involving a dodgy money-making scheme.

He is my Heathcliff. Who doesn't like a bad-boy sketchy economist?

What's not sexy about that?

Good start. Now flesh out the fanfiction to a couple pages and you may have something there.

"BBS, rogue economist, saw him across the grand forum. The chiseled brow, the striking complection, the perfect symmetry of his features. He felt drawn."

I've only got that first set of sentences down, but I've got an outline of the ending-

show

So hot. Just changed my vote from Sam/Lootifer to BBS/Symm.

by **Symmetry** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:50 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Clearly BBS and I have a passion that will stand for ages. A bromance for the ages encompassing calls for death, crime and punishment (relegated to forum rules, of course), and now a self imposed exile involving a dodgy money-making scheme.

He is my Heathcliff. Who doesn't like a bad-boy sketchy economist?

What's not sexy about that?

Good start. Now flesh out the fanfiction to a couple pages and you may have something there.

"BBS, rogue economist, saw him across the grand forum. The chiseled brow, the striking complection, the perfect symmetry of his features. He felt drawn."

I've only got that first set of sentences down, but I've got an outline of the ending-

show

So hot. Just changed my vote from Sam/Lootifer to BBS/Symm.

You can't spell symmetry without S and M. Just thought I'd point that out.

by **jonesthecurl** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:07 pm

Or "Boobies" without BBS.

by **Symmetry** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:18 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Or "Boobies" without BBS.

Don't cheapen this.

by **Lootifer** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:15 pm

Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.

by **Symmetry** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:28 pm

Lootifer wrote:Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.

It's easy to win these things. Saxitoxin and Nietzsche have nothing to say anymore apart from desperate polls comparing other posters, I try to throw them a bone from time to time.

They shouldn't starve, after all.

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:35 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.

It's easy to win these things. Saxitoxin and Nietzsche have nothing to say anymore apart from desperate polls comparing other posters, I try to throw them a bone from time to time.

They shouldn't starve, after all.

oooh, symm is trying to turn this into an orgy.

by **DoomYoshi** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:10 pm

pimpdave v reality is the sexiest one.

I miss him btw.

by **nietzsche** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:12 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.

It's easy to win these things. Saxitoxin and Nietzsche have nothing to say anymore apart from desperate polls comparing other posters, I try to throw them a bone from time to time.

They shouldn't starve, after all.

I'm glad you are back

by **Symmetry** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:29 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.

It's easy to win these things. Saxitoxin and Nietzsche have nothing to say anymore apart from desperate polls comparing other posters, I try to throw them a bone from time to time.

They shouldn't starve, after all.

I'm glad you are back

Was i gone?