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French Love Speedos

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:57 am

Is a speedo acceptable beach wear?

France: 92% yes
Italy: 87% yes
United States: 52% yes
Norway: 34% yes
Japan: 29% yes

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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby betiko on Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:21 am

I would never wear one at the beach nor regular frenchmen do if there is no obligation.
Nevertheless, if you want to go to a public swimming pool in France, you have the obligation to wear a speedo. It s just to make sure you aren t swimming with your shorts or your underwear. It s like every pool does it, and I ve seen lots of foreign friends chocked when they saw they had no choice, they had to follow the rule :twisted:
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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:28 am

betiko wrote:I would never wear one at the beach nor regular frenchmen do if there is no obligation.
Nevertheless, if you want to go to a public swimming pool in France, you have the obligation to wear a speedo. It s just to make sure you aren t swimming with your shorts or your underwear. It s like every pool does it, and I ve seen lots of foreign friends chocked when they saw they had no choice, they had to follow the rule :twisted:


Yeah, that doesn't make sense. Shorts/underwear and swimming trunks are harmless in swimming pools.

(Of course, if you don't have a speedo, they'll rent one to you, so there's the profit motive).
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Jul 23, 2013 6:56 am

I swam in my under wear at a public pool once but it was the YWCA so it was ok.
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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby Donelladan on Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:21 am

I am french. I only wear speedos. ( except when I go naked but you can't do that everywhere).
So what? That's much better for swimming.
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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:41 am

betiko wrote:I would never wear one at the beach nor regular frenchmen do if there is no obligation.


donelladan wrote:I am french. I only wear speedos.


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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:53 am

On a slightly related topic, I finally saw Star Trek Whatever of Darkness and, is it just me, or has Chris Pine got kinda fat? It's especially noticeable when he's running around in those jumpsuits.
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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby KoolBak on Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:05 am

Thanks Frenchies.....*pukes a lil*

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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:15 am

My penis would never fit in a speedo.
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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby tzor on Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:05 pm

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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby ManBungalow on Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:11 pm

SPEEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOS

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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:07 pm

There are presently 2 votes in the category that only betiko can vote in. This is conclusive proof he is a multi.
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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby betiko on Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:52 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:I would never wear one at the beach nor regular frenchmen do if there is no obligation.


donelladan wrote:I am french. I only wear speedos.


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I said regular frenchmen. Donello is from the north and is living in germany!! :lol: :lol: ;)
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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby betiko on Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:59 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
betiko wrote:I would never wear one at the beach nor regular frenchmen do if there is no obligation.
Nevertheless, if you want to go to a public swimming pool in France, you have the obligation to wear a speedo. It s just to make sure you aren t swimming with your shorts or your underwear. It s like every pool does it, and I ve seen lots of foreign friends chocked when they saw they had no choice, they had to follow the rule :twisted:


Yeah, that doesn't make sense. Shorts/underwear and swimming trunks are harmless in swimming pools.

(Of course, if you don't have a speedo, they'll rent one to you, so there's the profit motive).


I d personally prefer to have 2dimes swimming in a speedo rather than in his dirty underwear if i meet him in a swimming pool.

Otherwise, what i do is that i use boxer shorts speedos for swimming pool. Looks less ridiculous than those short ones.
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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby betiko on Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:02 pm

nietzsche wrote:My penis would never fit in a speedo.


It won t get lost even if it s cold, it stays attached there don t worry.
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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby john9blue on Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:35 pm

i originally read the title as "french love-speedos", as in speedos that are suited for lovemaking and are made in france.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:32 pm

I forgot my speedos.
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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby / on Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:07 pm

nietzsche wrote:My penis would never fit in a speedo.

Don't worry nietzsche, it's ok that you're getting accidental erections every time you go to the beach.
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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:33 am

john9blue wrote:i originally read the title as "french love-speedos", as in speedos that are suited for lovemaking and are made in france.


Moral of the story ... if Betiko invites john9blue swimming, it is advised children cover their eyes.
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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:16 pm

betiko wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
betiko wrote:I would never wear one at the beach nor regular frenchmen do if there is no obligation.
Nevertheless, if you want to go to a public swimming pool in France, you have the obligation to wear a speedo. It s just to make sure you aren t swimming with your shorts or your underwear. It s like every pool does it, and I ve seen lots of foreign friends chocked when they saw they had no choice, they had to follow the rule :twisted:


Yeah, that doesn't make sense. Shorts/underwear and swimming trunks are harmless in swimming pools.

(Of course, if you don't have a speedo, they'll rent one to you, so there's the profit motive).


I d personally prefer to have 2dimes swimming in a speedo rather than in his dirty underwear if i meet him in a swimming pool.


He'll just fart in the pool. What then, betiko? What then?



betiko wrote:Otherwise, what i do is that i use boxer shorts speedos for swimming pool. Looks less ridiculous than those short ones.


Everyone should be free to wear whatever they wish into whatever body of water. It says so in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights which has not been signed by us.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:44 pm

I have played chef's hat in Sylvan Lake. It was way before google street views so I doubt there's pictures.
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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Jul 24, 2013 7:02 pm

nietzsche wrote:My penis would never fit in a speedo.

Quiero ser frijol para embarrarme en tu tlacocyo.

2dimes wrote:I have played chef's hat in Sylvan Lake. It was way before google street views so I doubt there's pictures.

So has my avatar.
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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:09 am

ManBungalow wrote:
nietzsche wrote:My penis would never fit in a speedo.

Quiero ser frijol para embarrarme en tu tlacocyo.

2dimes wrote:I have played chef's hat in Sylvan Lake. It was way before google street views so I doubt there's pictures.

So has my avatar.


Your avatar is not a chef's hat, it is symbolic of a penis and is therefore unsuitable for this religious and moral site.

Ban yourself.

Edit: before you go, ban Betiko as I have already proven in this thread that he is a multi.
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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby betiko on Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:51 pm

notyou2 wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:
nietzsche wrote:My penis would never fit in a speedo.

Quiero ser frijol para embarrarme en tu tlacocyo.

2dimes wrote:I have played chef's hat in Sylvan Lake. It was way before google street views so I doubt there's pictures.

So has my avatar.


Your avatar is not a chef's hat, it is symbolic of a penis and is therefore unsuitable for this religious and moral site.

Ban yourself.

Edit: before you go, ban Betiko as I have already proven in this thread that he is a multi.


Given that you are my multi voting for sexy speedos, why are you getting ourselves in trouble?

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Re: French Love Speedos

Postby notyou2 on Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:14 am

Is that Andy and a banana?
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