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If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby Gillipig on Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:11 pm

who would it be?
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby Gillipig on Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:14 pm

Asking myself this question made me realize that it's almost never an individuals fault when something isn't working, and firing any one person would do very little difference. When something is going wrong it's almost always the entire system that is at fault, not the one sitting atop of it.
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby betiko on Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:00 pm

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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby mordigan on Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:29 pm

the banker's!

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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:47 pm

Gillipig wrote:Asking myself this question made me realize that it's almost never an individuals fault when something isn't working, and firing any one person would do very little difference. When something is going wrong it's almost always the entire system that is at fault, not the one sitting atop of it.


Agreed. Individuals can't be held accountable because free will does not exist. Since their surroundings and others are at fault for making them so, then we cannot fire anyone, or we must fire everyone.
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby Gillipig on Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:58 am

Free will doesn't even matter here, regardless of if we have it or not individuals are not to blame when an entire system is rotten.
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby Man United on Wed Aug 14, 2013 7:53 am

Given the opportunity, I think most people, myself included, would fire someone for personal reasons/gain.

If you wanted to help others, your best bet would probably be firing a dictator like Omar Al-Bashir, though even then it's hard to say whether that would actually help people.
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:48 am

Gillipig wrote:Free will doesn't even matter here, regardless of if we have it or not individuals are not to blame when an entire system is rotten.


A good way to remove rot is with chlorine; therefore, all individuals should be chlorinated for at least 12 hours.
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:49 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Free will doesn't even matter here, regardless of if we have it or not individuals are not to blame when an entire system is rotten.


A good way to remove rot is with chlorine; therefore, all individuals should be chlorinated for at least 12 hours.

Just not in gas form, though.


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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:42 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Free will doesn't even matter here, regardless of if we have it or not individuals are not to blame when an entire system is rotten.


A good way to remove rot is with chlorine; therefore, all individuals should be chlorinated for at least 12 hours.

Just not in gas form, though.


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Of course not. I was thinking of letting them soak for a day in a large chlorinated pool, taking them out, allow 2-6 hours to dry, and then reuse like new!
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Aug 14, 2013 12:08 pm

Phewfta. Just wanted to make sure we weren't stepping back into WWI.

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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby Gillipig on Wed Aug 14, 2013 12:11 pm

I like how they took care of their dogs.
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Aug 14, 2013 12:18 pm

Except there was a shortage of gas masks. Notice the stretcher dudes in the back? :(

Anyways, back on topic. What's the topic?


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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby Gillipig on Wed Aug 14, 2013 12:25 pm

I think the topic is gas masks - who should we give them to? Humans or dogs?

I'm firmly on the dogs side in this.
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby crispybits on Wed Aug 14, 2013 12:46 pm

Kittens!!

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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby notyou2 on Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:36 pm

I'd fire The Donald and burn his toupee.
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby stahrgazer on Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:48 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Agreed. Individuals can't be held accountable because free will does not exist. Since their surroundings and others are at fault for making them so, then we cannot fire anyone, or we must fire everyone.



On that note, "fire all or everyone" I'd definitely fire everyone in congress, senate, and their staffs; and hire others at 10% current benefits and salaries.
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:30 pm

stahrgazer wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Agreed. Individuals can't be held accountable because free will does not exist. Since their surroundings and others are at fault for making them so, then we cannot fire anyone, or we must fire everyone.



On that note, "fire all or everyone" I'd definitely fire everyone in congress, senate, and their staffs; and hire others at 10% current benefits and salaries.


I'm sorry, but this is irrelevant. Either choose gas masks for humans, dogs, or kittens (none for cats, for they shall perish).
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby Gillipig on Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:09 am

stahrgazer wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Agreed. Individuals can't be held accountable because free will does not exist. Since their surroundings and others are at fault for making them so, then we cannot fire anyone, or we must fire everyone.



On that note, "fire all or everyone" I'd definitely fire everyone in congress, senate, and their staffs; and hire others at 10% current benefits and salaries.

Amen to that.
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby Timminz on Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:05 pm

crispybits wrote:Kittens!!

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That ain't no kittens: that's a full-blown cat!
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby crispybits on Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:28 pm

Well I couldnt find a pic any younger - and it's just a big boned old kitten ;-)
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby Fruitcake on Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:41 pm

Most of the cnuts who arranged the last banking crisis are gone, but there's still a few slimes around who deserve to be put in a dark room with some of the people who's lives they shredded in their pursuit of greed.

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I see recently there are a few more starting to surface who could do with firing (at the very least)
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby / on Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:25 pm

That's a very hard decision.
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby notyou2 on Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:29 pm

Don't fire Derek Tucks please /.
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Re: If you could fire anyone in the world....

Postby AAFitz on Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:36 pm

One of the two annoying orange guys...
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