jonesthecurl stands up.

[mpjh]

I'll buy the barrel.

[Dukasaur]

I'll buy the barrel.

That hasn't been done in a while...:-p

[jonesthecurl]

I'll buy the barrel.

i'll drink it. provided it's not Molsons.

[notyou2]

Labbatt Blue is just as bad.......they all sold out to Stella or Inbev anyways.


TRAITORS!!!

[mpjh]

I'll buy the barrel.

i'll drink it. provided it's not Molsons.

That is called a "keg".

[notyou2]

That proves that you are never too old to learn.

[Dukasaur]

Labbatt Blue is just as bad.......they all sold out to Stella or Inbev anyways.


TRAITORS!!!

Me and my wife were out for a drive in the country, and we stopped at this little Conservation area. Found a bunch of empty bottles of Carling laying in the parking lot. Carling! I didn't even know they made that any more! You know you're in Hicksville when....

[jonesthecurl]

More gigs:
Tomorrow (Thursday) at Limerick House, 69 W 23rd St for Momma I Made It, 6.30 pm.
Prize for best joke by a member of the audience.
Friday at Times Square Comedy Club, 8th Av/42nd St, 6.30 pm

My new thing, the murder mystery events, start on Aug 13th in Homdel NJ. PM me if you want to know more about it.
Now you know why I've been quiet lately.

[PLAYER57832]

More gigs:
Tomorrow (Thursday) at Limerick House, 69 W 23rd St for Momma I Made It, 6.30 pm.
Prize for best joke by a member of the audience.
Friday at Times Square Comedy Club, 8th Av/42nd St, 6.30 pm

My new thing, the murder mystery events, start on Aug 13th in Homdel NJ. PM me if you want to know more about it.
Now you know why I've been quiet lately.

Break a leg!

[notyou2]

Apparently you're quiet because you are in demand.

Looks good on ya Jonesey.

[jonesthecurl]

Yeah - I'm a busy man.

[jonesthecurl]

Latest NYC appearances: tomorrow (26th july) - Tree house Comedy Club, 46 Greenwich Avenue, 6.30 pm.
Wednesday (27th july) Broadway Comedy Club - Happy hour, 5.30 pm.

[PLAYER57832]

Keep us posted.

[notyou2]

I'm a keep me toasted

[jonesthecurl]

some comedy dates:
This Friday (14th) 4pm at Bar 82 NYC (2nd ave)for the open mic (hopefully)

Friday 21st, not comedy, storytelling - story slam at the Burgdorf in Maplewood NJ - not garuanteed a spot, but I got one the lst two times

Sat Nov 12th, 5pm at the Gotham in NYC (standup)

Thur Dec 8th at the Broadway Comedy Club, 7pm (Improv)

Sunday Dec 18th at the Broadway 7pm (Sketch Show)

And don't forget the murder party, "Iron Celebrity island", Sunday Nov 13th, at the Highland Place Maplewood NJ.

There will also be hopefully a "Jonesey and Friends" comedy evening at the Highland Place sometime before Xmas too.

[jonesthecurl]

UPdate:

Saturday 12th 9this saturday) downstairs at the Gotham in NYC, 5.30 pm. Lots of other good comics too. $12 and 2 drink min.

Sunday 27th at Highland Place Bar and Grill Maplewood NJ, 7.30 pm. Free entry, no drink minimum. I've not seen most of the other performers, but I'll be darn good even if they're all crap.

[PLAYER57832]

Good to hear. Wish I could come in person, but not going much of anywhere right now.

Break a leg, again!

[jonesthecurl]

Next up: Tomorrow night, Dec 2nd, Broadway Comedy Club NYC.10 pm, the American Comedy Institute show.
I'd really appreciate support here - mrs thecurl & the usual victims can't make it.

two more shows before Xmas - both new departures: one improv & monologues show on the 8th, one sketch show on the 18th.

[jonesthecurl]

I'm a busy guy at the moment, but I thought I'd just poke my head in to give a few dates coming up.
As always, I'd love to see some of you at one or all of these things.

This Sunday, jan 29th I'm at the Gotham Comedy Club, Manhattan in a show that starts at 6pm. Its the American Comedy Institute show, probably downstairs again. Lots of other ACI people there, should be good fun. $12 and two drinks. Tell 'em you've come to see Jonesey. If you've seen me before, it may have been with some of these people, but there'll be lots of faces new to you too.

Saturday Feb 11th My fellow one-year students and I will be doing another show at the Gotham, at 5pm. Probably the same price as the above. If you came to see the last one-year show before Xmas this will be all new material, pretty much, from everybody - though much the same people.

Monday 5th March, an informal improv show at the NOLA studios on 54th St. Free and fun, in a studio rather than a theatre.

Thursday March 8th, 6-9 pm, we're filming a mock late-night TV show at the ACI office in the New Yorker Hotel. I'm one of the writers, but I may not appear on stage. Nevertheless, do come see.

Monday 19th March, venue and time yet to be determined, a Sketch Show, with me and others performing stuff written by me and other writers.

Thursday April 19th, the big one. In the big theater at the Gotham Club, yes the one you've seen on TV. The Industry Show, with lots of important people in the audience just waiting to be impressed by how hard you laugh at JONESEY. I'd love to se lots and lots of you at this one, it'll be brilliant. And so will I.
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Oh, and for those who have been intrigued by the idea of the murder mysteries, we're running Murder In the Wings at the Highland Place Bar & Grill, Maplewood NJ, on SUnday Feb 26th, as a public event. limited to 20 places. If you go, you'll love it.

[PLAYER57832]

keep us posted. I sadly cannot be there in person, but I think many of us enjoy hearing the updates.

[jonesthecurl]

OK, not stand up this time, though we do manage to remain vertical for most of the show.
Next Monday (March 5th), we have an improv show. Think "Who's Line is it?".
OK, now lower your expectations. We're not THOSE guys. Some of this stuff can be hilarious, other stuff less so.
Anyhoo, its free.
Its at the NOLA studios (not a theatre) which is on 54th St in NYC, and it's studio 4 on the 5th floor.
Should be fun.

[jonesthecurl]

Oh yes, and the show begins at 7.30.
There's no drinks minimum, cos, um, there's no bar.

[jonesthecurl]

More Jonesey...
Comedy date for your diaries:August 17th, that's a Saturday ya know, at 6pm, a comedy show at The Stand, (which New York magazine says is the best comedy club in New York) .
That's at 239 Third Avenue New York, NY 10003 .
There are some other comics too, but most importantly there's ME!
tell them you're coming to see ME.

[Gillipig]

When will you come to Sweden?

[tzor]

More Jonesey...
Comedy date for your diaries:August 17th, that's a Saturday ya know, at 6pm, a comedy show at The Stand, (which New York magazine says is the best comedy club in New York) .
That's at 239 Third Avenue New York, NY 10003 .
There are some other comics too, but most importantly there's ME!
tell them you're coming to see ME.

I'm going to be in Tuxedo Park that day, in a monk's robe with a tonsure wig with my friends for the Renaissance Faire.