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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:46 pm

So can we open this thread up to things other than demots?
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby naxus on Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:59 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:14 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Martin Ronne on Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:30 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Falkomagno on Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:08 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Phatscotty on Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:21 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Woodruff on Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:15 pm

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If that's actual, that's pretty interesting.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby john9blue on Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:30 pm

seems like we've found the optimal architectural structural shape. expect buildings to all be made of mini arcs 50 years from now.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Ickyketseddie on Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:55 am

Hope there not reposts....

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby safariguy5 on Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:48 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby perchorin on Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:09 am

Woodruff wrote:
Falkomagno wrote:Image


If that's actual, that's pretty interesting.


I was in Nagasaki two weeks ago and can report all is well and normal there. I'm not sure if the lower pic is just a colorized WWII era job or if it's really from a tsunami devastated (strongly suspect it's just a color pic from either Hiroshima or Nagasaki after they were bombed) but I can tell you the distance between Nagasaki (on Kyushu, the southern-most of the four main islands) and the Tohoku region in the northeastern part of Honshu, the largest of the four main islands is about 1000 miles. In other words, It's as if there was an earthquake in Boston and Detroit ended up looking like that. Now Detroit may indeed look like that (haven't been there in a long time) but it's certainly not due to any earthquake in Boston.
Long story short, the lower pic is 100% NOT a picture of Nagasaki in the present. It's a lovely city if you're ever in that part of the world.

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For those of you more visually oriented, you can see Nagasaki in down the left hand side of this map. They had about a 3 foot swell in their waves that day.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby jbrettlip on Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:27 am

Wow, the foundry lets anything get through. That map is a mess.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby perchorin on Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:30 am

jbrettlip wrote:Wow, the foundry lets anything get through. That map is a mess.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
It's still better than Northwest Passage! :-$
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:18 am

perchorin wrote:
jbrettlip wrote:Wow, the foundry lets anything get through. That map is a mess.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
It's still better than Northwest Passage! :-$

I like Northwest Passage...:-)
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Ace Rimmer on Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:40 am

DO NOT DIS SHAKEYCAT OR YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH MOTHER FUCKER.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby #1_stunna on Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:30 am

Ace Rimmer wrote:DO NOT DIS SHAKEYCAT OR YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH MOTHER FUCKER.


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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:23 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Woodruff on Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:00 pm

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Thank you, ViperOverLord. (That jpg seemed very blurry to me.)
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby cyrenius on Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:50 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:40 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby neanderpaul14 on Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:58 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby perchorin on Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:09 pm

neanderpaul14 wrote:Image

good one :lol:
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby neanderpaul14 on Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:48 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby JoshyBoy on Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:51 am

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Who cares, you're still going to bang her brains out. Well, I would. Probably give it to her in the back door too.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby demonfork on Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:17 pm

JoshyBoy wrote:
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Who cares, you're still going to bang her brains out. Well, I would. Probably give it to her in the back door too.


Word!
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