Here is an example of Japanese economy -- we should just adopt their tactics:
http://kotaku.com/get-your-butt-kicked- ... 1655858334For years now, maid cafes have been popular in Japan's geek and gaming districts. Most of them are similar and staffed by frilly maids that speak in high-pitched voices. This cafe, however, has a cheeky twist.
Dubbed Cafe CC Ocha and located in Osaka's Nipponbashi, the cafe has an unusual option on the menu: Visitors can order an actual butt-kicking.

The name of this order is the Ultra Tsundereder—you know, as in "tsundere," the anime archetype. This isn't the first maid cafe with frosty staff, mind you. This is the first maid cafe I've heard of with kicking.
And at this Osaka maid cafe, you can get kicked and taunted for $15. That service fee might hurt more than the actual kick!
--Andy