WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

[Cynthia]

It's seven naked women in a position to resemble a skull.

oh lol the "guy" is a woman

[Colaalone]

lol yeah its supposed to, hence the name "Human Skull Consisting of Seven Naked Women Bodies".

[Colaalone]

TADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[red bull]

the hall was compleatly silent except for the muffled sounds of mice running here and there. One of the knights then grabed for his sword but it was not there {he was to drunk to realize it was sitting beside him the knight seeing this action quickly grabed the sword off the bench and held his to the drunkards neck and said "i suggest you fetch your king before i send you to your grave" the man did so and not to long later the king of spamalot enterd the room half dressed and sweaty, his sword hung losely from his side. with ale on the kings breath and stains on his shirt the king half leaning on his sword for suport looked at the black night stading in front of him.... "what do you want in my court " said the king hastly.. the knight bowed mockingly and said in in turn "i have come to kill" the king staired blankly back at him "who have you come to kill" in a loud voice filled with fear. "you" he replied quitly

[Cynthia]

PARTEY!

[hecter]

And then you get struck down by all the archers that I have stationed. Your dead. Now *takes Cynthia back into the room for another round*

[Colaalone]

PARTTYYYYY

[hecter]

*limps out sometime later, after much banging against the wall, and much moaning from Cynthia* *Sits on chair and gets out the hooka*

[Aries]

Blechhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................

[size=0]Why are you reading the fine print?????[/size]

[parno4u]

and then king hector,so drunk and sexed out collaspes and dies on the floor and parno becomes the king of spamalot

[Aries]

First of all, that wouldn't happen, second of all, I'm sure all of us would rebel against you

[red bull]

and then king hector,so drunk sexed out collaspes and dies on the floor and parno becomes the king of spamalot

not yet parno in good time............... in good time

[parno4u]

finish the story red bull

[hecter]

I will outlive you all!

[parno4u]

death must have slacked off.... you're dead im the new king i wrote it in you're will

[DirtyDishSoap]

Your busted for Forgerie (if thats how you spell it )

we lock your ass up in the Spamalot Dungeon...PARTY ON / / /

[parno4u]

there is no such thing as a party without parno4u

[DirtyDishSoap]

Sure there is, why i was just at one yesterday

Good times....gooood times

[parno4u]

i wasn't a real party then

[DirtyDishSoap]

ya it was, people outside throwing up, people inside throwing up, chicks dancing everywhere, its like a home made strip club lol

[hecter]

Those are always fun… *throws up*

[DirtyDishSoap]

Love parties, especially if you dont drink and watch your friends puke non-stop... crackin up just thinkin about it

[DirtyDishSoap]

Like my friend who passed out on the couch, we painted on his back saying he gay and my other buddie put his ass on his face

[red bull]

as the king stands there in distreas from this tall dark knight with hair the color of a chesnut and skin as smooth as ivory {cynthia } the knight speaks with almost a chuckel in his voice saying "I red bull the free roaming knight chalenges you king hector to a match of 5 games of war will you except if so i shall chose 3 maps that i most favor and you shall chose 2 the winner gets lady cynthias hand" {with her permision of course} he glances at the queen and gets lost in her eyes and for a moment he finds him self cought off gard.... her eyes wild like the winds on the plains her hair lightly tosing in the breeze he falls silent for a moment;....... and then redirects his glance at hector "what is your answer ?"

[hecter]

This is the right thread. Anyways, if you wanted to play, you could have just said so. I'll play you sure, but keep in mind, Cynthia is mine no matter what the out come.