jonesthecurl stands up.

[ViperOverLord]

Nervous? It's only talking.
Tell you what, when I get up I'll imagine you naked, Tiggy, then the audience won't know what I'm laughing at...

You should be nervous. Not only are you not funny, but you annoy people (and I'm not talking about the troll factory of CC). The best you can hope for is crickets, but be prepared for boos. I think this'll be a good reality check for you.

As usual, ViperOverLord has no idea what he talks about, and so he produces not speech, but flatulence.

As usual your getting your ready to trollfest it up. I gave my sincere analysis and I will never back down from douchebags like you. You'll notice that other people predicted he'd bomb. Yet I'm the one you go after. Big f'ing surprise troll.

[b.k. barunt]

I will be doing more - I'm looking into the ins and outs of it now.

Basically, nobody's gonna pay me to appear at such an early stage, so there's two sorts of shows I can do until I'm a bit more experienced - Open Mike stuff and "bringers".

The "bringers", you people could actually help me with (don't know dates or venues just yet). Basically, if you turn up and get n people to come and see you, you get a spot of a certain length. n can be anything between 3 and 30 people, depending on the venue. It'll be a little while before I do either of these, as most venues want a little longer session than I currently have, so I've a bit more writing to do first.

Also I've some real-life stuff to catch up on (mostly mundane domestic, and the never-ending pile of paperwork that life in the US seems to entail) and some research into whether I need to go into NYC all the time or whether there are other clubs. Watch this space -and if anyone's interested in coming to see "Jonesey" perform, say so here so I'll have an idea how many bringer events I can sign up for.

Once I've written quite a lot more stuff, and stood up enough times to feel I know what I'm doing, I shall go back to comedy sensei for some more training. I can see this getting somewhere after a while.

If you can make it to New Orleans i'll be a "bringer" for you.


Honibaz

[b.k. barunt]

As usual your getting your ready to trollfest it up. .

Ever go to the beach and see one of those fat chicks who wear thongs? Kinda like someone who can't grok on basic English past a third grade level posting profusely on a public forum. Just sayin . . .


Honibaz

[the.killing.44]

Nervous? It's only talking.
Tell you what, when I get up I'll imagine you naked, Tiggy, then the audience won't know what I'm laughing at...

You should be nervous. Not only are you not funny, but you annoy people (and I'm not talking about the troll factory of CC). The best you can hope for is crickets, but be prepared for boos. I think this'll be a good reality check for you.

As usual, ViperOverLord has no idea what he talks about, and so he produces not speech, but flatulence.

As usual your getting your ready to trollfest it up.

herpderp

[InkL0sed]

Nervous? It's only talking.
Tell you what, when I get up I'll imagine you naked, Tiggy, then the audience won't know what I'm laughing at...

You should be nervous. Not only are you not funny, but you annoy people (and I'm not talking about the troll factory of CC). The best you can hope for is crickets, but be prepared for boos. I think this'll be a good reality check for you.

As usual, ViperOverLord has no idea what he talks about, and so he produces not speech, but flatulence.

As usual your getting your ready to trollfest it up. I gave my sincere analysis and I will never back down from douchebags like you. You'll notice that other people predicted he'd bomb. Yet I'm the one you go after. Big f'ing surprise troll.

Your analysis is that the best he can hope for is crickets? Yeah, that sounds completely sincere. Not bitter at all.

Meanwhile, I actually saw him live, idiot, and he was, without bias, the best comic the entire night.

Again, you don't know what you're talking about. I just wish you'd stop making the forums so smelly with your flatulence you attempt to pass off as "analysis".

[jonesthecurl]

Nervous? It's only talking.
Tell you what, when I get up I'll imagine you naked, Tiggy, then the audience won't know what I'm laughing at...

You should be nervous. Not only are you not funny, but you annoy people (and I'm not talking about the troll factory of CC). The best you can hope for is crickets, but be prepared for boos. I think this'll be a good reality check for you.

BTW thankx for the vote of confidence.
It went really well.
Yes, that's my opinion, but it was also that of a large number of complete strangers who came up to congratulate me.
It was a marvellous reality check for me, boosting my ego by a large amount.
If you'da been there, youda had to viper way a tear of laughter.
Then again you are of course much cleverer and no doubt funnier than me, and I'm sure this counts as me indulging in a personal attack. In a toally unfair way. Arsewipe.

[ViperOverLord]

Nervous? It's only talking.
Tell you what, when I get up I'll imagine you naked, Tiggy, then the audience won't know what I'm laughing at...

You should be nervous. Not only are you not funny, but you annoy people (and I'm not talking about the troll factory of CC). The best you can hope for is crickets, but be prepared for boos. I think this'll be a good reality check for you.

BTW thankx for the vote of confidence.
It went really well.
Yes, that's my opinion, but it was also that of a large number of complete strangers who came up to congratulate me.
It was a marvellous reality check for me, boosting my ego by a large amount.
If you'da been there, youda had to viper way a tear of laughter.
Then again you are of course much cleverer and no doubt funnier than me, and I'm sure this counts as me indulging in a personal attack. In a toally unfair way. Arsewipe.

I gave my opinion. Perhaps it was too harsh. Perhaps you will have fun. Good Luck.

VOL

[darvlay]

Nervous? It's only talking.
Tell you what, when I get up I'll imagine you naked, Tiggy, then the audience won't know what I'm laughing at...

You should be nervous. Not only are you not funny, but you annoy people (and I'm not talking about the troll factory of CC). The best you can hope for is crickets, but be prepared for boos. I think this'll be a good reality check for you.

BTW thankx for the vote of confidence.
It went really well.
Yes, that's my opinion, but it was also that of a large number of complete strangers who came up to congratulate me.
It was a marvellous reality check for me, boosting my ego by a large amount.
If you'da been there, youda had to viper way a tear of laughter.
Then again you are of course much cleverer and no doubt funnier than me, and I'm sure this counts as me indulging in a personal attack. In a toally unfair way. Arsewipe.

It takes balls of steel to do stand up. My kudos to you, sir. It's always something I wanted to try.

Let me know if you are ever in Toronto and I could bring a posse.



Oh, and VOL, you are a insipid twit.

[ViperOverLord]

Nervous? It's only talking.
Tell you what, when I get up I'll imagine you naked, Tiggy, then the audience won't know what I'm laughing at...

You should be nervous. Not only are you not funny, but you annoy people (and I'm not talking about the troll factory of CC). The best you can hope for is crickets, but be prepared for boos. I think this'll be a good reality check for you.

BTW thankx for the vote of confidence.
It went really well.
Yes, that's my opinion, but it was also that of a large number of complete strangers who came up to congratulate me.
It was a marvellous reality check for me, boosting my ego by a large amount.
If you'da been there, youda had to viper way a tear of laughter.
Then again you are of course much cleverer and no doubt funnier than me, and I'm sure this counts as me indulging in a personal attack. In a toally unfair way. Arsewipe.

It takes balls of steel to do stand up. My kudos to you, sir. It's always something I wanted to try.

Let me know if you are ever in Toronto and I could bring a posse.



Oh, and VOL, you are a insipid twit.

Does your posse have your back on that one dawg?

[HapSmo19]

That's awesome jones!

Whether you like me or not, I wish you great success(without the speedballs). A pre-jaded decade ago or so ago, people were telling me I should try it but I was too busy getting high. I do have a notebook with with my best stuff jotted down in there in case I find some motivation to actually try it some day anyway.

So, looking at the comedy central stand up specials on the tube, Mike Birbiglia's show(for example) is described as:
"Join this 29-year-old 'adult' who drinks at the Laundromat, becomes insecure when he smokes pot, and turns all sexual encounters into a tennis match."

How would you describe your act? And am I in it?

Also, nietzsche's mother wants to know if you'll open for her travelling donkey show.

[jonesthecurl]

I would describe my show in the same way as I like to be introduced:

"What can I say? It's Jonesey!"

[jonesthecurl]

And I'll open for Neitsche's mother if she'll open for me.
Like yours did.

[Woodruff]

Nervous? It's only talking.
Tell you what, when I get up I'll imagine you naked, Tiggy, then the audience won't know what I'm laughing at...

You should be nervous. Not only are you not funny, but you annoy people (and I'm not talking about the troll factory of CC). The best you can hope for is crickets, but be prepared for boos. I think this'll be a good reality check for you.

Is there a reason you feel it necessary to comment with such ignorance? Or have you attended several of his shows?

[HapSmo19]

And I'll open for Neitsche's mother if she'll open for me.
Like yours did.

Break a leg.

[b.k. barunt]

Nervous? It's only talking.
Tell you what, when I get up I'll imagine you naked, Tiggy, then the audience won't know what I'm laughing at...

You should be nervous. Not only are you not funny, but you annoy people (and I'm not talking about the troll factory of CC). The best you can hope for is crickets, but be prepared for boos. I think this'll be a good reality check for you.

BTW thankx for the vote of confidence.
It went really well.
Yes, that's my opinion, but it was also that of a large number of complete strangers who came up to congratulate me.
It was a marvellous reality check for me, boosting my ego by a large amount.
If you'da been there, youda had to viper way a tear of laughter.
Then again you are of course much cleverer and no doubt funnier than me, and I'm sure this counts as me indulging in a personal attack. In a toally unfair way. Arsewipe.

It takes balls of steel to do stand up. My kudos to you, sir. It's always something I wanted to try.

Good point there. Even i, jaded and contemptuous of public opinion as i am, would balk at such an endeavor - and in New York???

Congrats Jonesey - can't wait till i can say i knew you when.


Honibaz

[ViperOverLord]

Nervous? It's only talking.
Tell you what, when I get up I'll imagine you naked, Tiggy, then the audience won't know what I'm laughing at...

You should be nervous. Not only are you not funny, but you annoy people (and I'm not talking about the troll factory of CC). The best you can hope for is crickets, but be prepared for boos. I think this'll be a good reality check for you.

Is there a reason you feel it necessary to comment with such ignorance? Or have you attended several of his shows?

[Shakes head.] I've witnessed the dude trying to be funny and fail miserably. Also, 'several' of his shows? At the start of this thread he mentions its his debut. Don't let your animosity consume you so much in the future Woody.

[mviola]

Nervous? It's only talking.
Tell you what, when I get up I'll imagine you naked, Tiggy, then the audience won't know what I'm laughing at...

You should be nervous. Not only are you not funny, but you annoy people (and I'm not talking about the troll factory of CC). The best you can hope for is crickets, but be prepared for boos. I think this'll be a good reality check for you.

Is there a reason you feel it necessary to comment with such ignorance? Or have you attended several of his shows?

[Shakes head.] I've witnessed the dude trying to be funny and fail miserably. Also, 'several' of his shows? At the start of this thread he mentions its his debut. Don't let your animosity consume you so much in the future Woody.

[Woodruff]

Nervous? It's only talking.
Tell you what, when I get up I'll imagine you naked, Tiggy, then the audience won't know what I'm laughing at...

You should be nervous. Not only are you not funny, but you annoy people (and I'm not talking about the troll factory of CC). The best you can hope for is crickets, but be prepared for boos. I think this'll be a good reality check for you.

Is there a reason you feel it necessary to comment with such ignorance? Or have you attended several of his shows?

[Shakes head.] I've witnessed the dude trying to be funny and fail miserably. Also, 'several' of his shows? At the start of this thread he mentions its his debut.

Thank you for completely making my point for me. I do appreciate that.

Don't let your animosity consume you so much in the future Woody.

I don't feel animosity for you. I feel pity.

[b.k. barunt]

I feel mild to midlevel disgust.


Honibaz

[aage]

So, you got youtube material yet, Jones?

[InkL0sed]

I feel mild to midlevel disgust.


Honibaz

So you can sympathize with me! I have a very strong desire to vomit on him.

[jonesthecurl]

Ok back to the main topic - ME!

It looks as if (not entirely certain yet) I may be doing something in Bound Brook (NJ) this Friday. I tried to put it off until after my next UK trip, but this may be the only newcomers show this venue does.

Not confirmed yet, but if yer anywhere near there you might want to check your diaries.

[john9blue]

as a matter of curiosity, when do you plan on sitting down again? your legs must be tired.

[mpjh]

My nephew will attend. He wait outside for you to exit.

[Pedronicus]

Glad to hear it went well mate.

without giving me line for line stuff, can you give me and everyone else a rough outline of what type of a routine you did?

are you an observationalist type of comedian, writing down bits and bobs each day that happen, and then fleshing it out? or would you describe your style as something else?

what sort of persona are you on stage? happy / deadpan / rubber faced nutcase etc.

Can you do accents?