Is cutting off penis' okay or not okay?

by **natty dread** on Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:37 pm

apey wrote:the guy was in his 60's he didnt need it anyways

You're going to have a very boring life once you turn 60.

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:43 pm

natty_dread wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:What if someone left a penis in your postal box as a joke? Would it be okay to get rid of it then?

In those situations, the traditional approach is to use the dismembered member for all sorts of whimsical practical jokes. Tape the penis under your own penis and surprise your friends!

This is the exact reason I refuse to enter saunas on occasions I find myself in Finland. Some of us do not appreciate the Scandinavian Surprise.

by **Phatscotty** on Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:28 pm

not okay. But also is wise to never give a woman a reason to cut your penis off in the first place.

by **RjBeals** on Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:35 pm

what if somebody detached your penis at a party, and the next day you were walking down the street, and you saw your penis on display in a pawn shop window......

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:16 am

RjBeals wrote:what if somebody detached your penis at a party, and the next day you were walking down the street, and you saw your penis on display in a pawn shop window......

Then you'd have to by it for $17 and take it home and wash it off.

-TG

by **apey** on Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:52 pm

natty_dread wrote:
apey wrote:the guy was in his 60's he didnt need it anyways

You're going to have a very boring life once you turn 60.

lol I am different I am woman hear me purr

by **natty dread** on Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:28 pm

So you say...

by **Pirlo** on Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:15 pm

I don't know if this thread is serious or not, but a woman here in Jordan cut off her husband's penis few seconds after starting giving him a blowjob. reason, he cheated on her. that was in 2004 or 2005.

by **saxitoxin** on Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:49 pm

Pirlo wrote:I don't know if this thread is serious or not, but a woman here in Jordan cut off her husband's penis few seconds after starting giving him a blowjob. reason, he cheated on her. that was in 2004 or 2005.

Ugggh, know what that's like. Happened to me back in '98. Took nearly 7 months for it to grow back. Worst year of my life.

by **Hannibał** on Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:12 pm

Have to look at the silver lining sometimes.. :lol:

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:02 pm

Your penis has a silver lining?

by **Timminz** on Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:02 pm

NO! Cutting off penis' is not is okay!

by **saxitoxin** on Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:54 pm

Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.

Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/r ... ?hpt=hp_t2

by **Jmac1026** on Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:57 pm

At least the penis recovered.

by **notyou2** on Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:49 pm

Hannibał wrote:First, cutting ones penis off is entirely fine by me if consentual. Although this lady drugged him, waited for him to wake up and THEN choped it off, before dropping it into the garbage disposal and flicking the switch..she deserves to be released on bail, drugged and strapped down and slowly tortured to death, maybe a cloths iron turned on and straped to her chest and left, maybe tied to a tree and smother in doe urine and left for a nice big buck..

This old man most likley hadn't used it in a while, but its still a terrible thing.. he can't even have it reatached and extended to make some pornos like John Bobbit..

Obviously prescribes to the Old Testament. Should probably have a Star of David instead of Jesus for an avatar.