I'm Happy to Be of Service!

[Victor Sullivan]

Yes, I'd like to file a claim?

-Sully

[saxitoxin]

I know you are an old codger in real life, So I'd like your opinion on the stuff I paint. Just to see how how old farts view this stuff. Thanks

oh

and PS I never got a christmas present you lying shitbag...

I'm sorry you're upset, however, we do not currently tolerate inquiries of an abusive nature. I may be forced to end this interaction and disconnect you.

If you would like to take our customer satisfaction survey, please click here:

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/JHB696L

[saxitoxin]

Yes, I'd like to file a claim?

-Sully

I'm sorry to hear your vessel was damaged.

The Admiralty Division adjudicates admiralty tort claims submitted to the Navy for resolution. Generally, these include claims for damage caused by seagoing vessels of the Navy of the United States or other maritime property of the Navy, or for maritime torts committed by an agent or employee of the Navy.

Claims procedures are more fully described at Part 752 of Title 32 of the Code of Federal Regulations (CFR).

Mail your claim and substantiating information to the following address:

Office of the Judge Advocate General
Admiralty & Maritime Law Code 11
1322 Patterson Avenue, Suite 3000
Washington Navy Yard, DC 20374-5066

If you would like to take our customer satisfaction survey, please click here:

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/JHB696L

[Victor Sullivan]

Yes, I'd like to file a claim?

-Sully

The Admiralty Division adjudicates admiralty tort claims submitted to the Navy for resolution. Generally, these include claims for damage caused by seagoing vessels of the Navy of the United States or other maritime property of the Navy, or for maritime torts committed by an agent or employee of the Navy.

Claims procedures are more fully described at Part 752 of Title 32 of the Code of Federal Regulations (CFR).

Mail your claim and substantiating information to the following address:

Office of the Judge Advocate General
Admiralty & Maritime Law Code 11
1322 Patterson Avenue, Suite 3000
Washington Navy Yard, DC 20374-5066

If you would like to take our customer satisfaction survey, please click here:

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/JHB696L

Yes, that's what the last representative told me six months ago; I sent it in, they sent me a letter saying, "Thank you, we have received your claim," and I haven't heard anything since.

-Sully

[saxitoxin]

Yes, I'd like to file a claim?

-Sully

The Admiralty Division adjudicates admiralty tort claims submitted to the Navy for resolution. Generally, these include claims for damage caused by seagoing vessels of the Navy of the United States or other maritime property of the Navy, or for maritime torts committed by an agent or employee of the Navy.

Claims procedures are more fully described at Part 752 of Title 32 of the Code of Federal Regulations (CFR).

Mail your claim and substantiating information to the following address:

Office of the Judge Advocate General
Admiralty & Maritime Law Code 11
1322 Patterson Avenue, Suite 3000
Washington Navy Yard, DC 20374-5066

If you would like to take our customer satisfaction survey, please click here:

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/JHB696L

Yes, that's what the last representative told me six months ago; I sent it in, they sent me a letter saying, "Thank you, we have received your claim," and I haven't heard anything since.

-Sully

Customer service is now closed. Our normal hours are Monday and Thursday, 12PM to 4:30PM Pacific Standard Time, or as available. Please try again later.

[Pedronicus]

If this phone operator was on fire, I wouldn't piss on him to put the flames out.

Fucking bullshit service and some automated rate our service link. I'm hoping that saxi outsources this to an Indian call centre asap.

Where's my fucking christmas present you thieving lying arsehole? (and don't put me on hold...) You tosser.

My christmas was ruined. here i am in mid january. I didn't go out and riot and loot in the summer. i was a good boy. i did the washing up. but for what?

nothing.

absolutley nothing.

this summer, i'm going to stove in the windows of my local designer clobber mens wear shop and run down the road with armfuls of ralf lauren shirts and shit, and you can kiss my arse (clad in Calvin Kline jersey boxer shorts) you fucking charlatan.

[BigBallinStalin]

Which fantasies can you fulfill?

[Lootifer]

Which fantasies can you fulfill?

Lemon party comes to mind...














ps DONT google it you idjits.

[nietzsche]

I'd hit that costumer service representative.

[Juan_Bottom]

If this phone operator was on fire, I wouldn't piss on him to put the flames out.

Fucking bullshit service and some automated rate our service link. I'm hoping that saxi outsources this to an Indian call centre asap.

Where's my fucking christmas present you thieving lying arsehole? (and don't put me on hold...) You tosser.

My christmas was ruined. here i am in mid january. I didn't go out and riot and loot in the summer. i was a good boy. i did the washing up. but for what?

nothing.

absolutley nothing.

this summer, i'm going to stove in the windows of my local designer clobber mens wear shop and run down the road with armfuls of ralf lauren shirts and shit, and you can kiss my arse (clad in Calvin Kline jersey boxer shorts) you fucking charlatan.

They really are swearing on a whole other level over there. It's like half Shakespearean and half Chris Rock.

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[Ray Rider]

This has got to be one of the most random threads I've seen lol I was wondering why Saxi chose that avatar until I saw this thread...

Good job Saxi! :thumbsup:

[saxitoxin]

Which fantasies can you fulfill?

We have a full range of menu options with different price levels, however, this is a premium service. The options are:

- MMF (Male-Male-Female)
- FFM (Female-Female-Male)
- MMMFFF (Male-Male-Male-Female-Female-Female)
- MFT (Male-Female-Transgender)
- OSYMAT (Oversexed Swarthy Young Muscular Adriatic Type)
- Lord of the Rings

Did this answer your question? Type "1" if "yes" or "2" if "no."

[saxitoxin]

We're celebrating!



The results of our ongoing Customer Service survey have been received and, for the seventh year in a row, you've rated our service as excellent! We're looking forward to continuing to serve you in the new year! Thanks for your patronage!

1. How long did you have to wait before Saxi T. began to help you?
Extremely Long - 66.7% (4 replies)
Very Long - 0% (0 replies)
Moderately Long - 0% (0 replies)
Slightly Long - 0% (0 replies)
Not Long At All - 33.3% (2 replies)

2. What was your reason for contacting Saxi T. today?
Question About a Product or Service - 0.0% (0 replies)
Life Choice Guidance - 16.7% (1 reply)
Fantasy Fulfillment - 66.7% (4 replies)
Complaint - 0.0% (0 replies)
Other - 16.7% (1 reply)

3. How many of your issues did Saxi T. resolve?
All of Them - 66.7% (4 replies)
Most of Them - 0.0% (0 replies)
About Half of Them - 0.0% (0 replies)
Some of Them - 0.0% (0 replies)
None of Them - 33.3% (2 replies)

[john9blue]

i'm glad to see that everyone else used your "services" the way i did

[daddy1gringo]

What is truth?

[Pedronicus]

What is truth?

The truth is this: Saxi lies.

The results of our ongoing Customer Service survey have been received and, for the seventh year in a row, you've rated our service as excellent! We're looking forward to continuing to serve you in the new year! Thanks for your patronage!

1. How long did you have to wait before Saxi T. began to help you?
Extremely Long - 66.7% (4 replies)
Very Long - 0% (0 replies)
Moderately Long - 0% (0 replies)
Slightly Long - 0% (0 replies)
Not Long At All - 33.3% (2 replies)

2. What was your reason for contacting Saxi T. today?
Question About a Product or Service - 0.0% (0 replies)
Life Choice Guidance - 16.7% (1 reply)
Fantasy Fulfillment - 66.7% (4 replies)
Complaint - 0.0% (0 replies)
Other - 16.7% (1 reply)

3. How many of your issues did Saxi T. resolve?
All of Them - 66.7% (4 replies)
Most of Them - 0.0% (0 replies)
About Half of Them - 0.0% (0 replies)
Some of Them - 0.0% (0 replies)
None of Them - 33.3% (2 replies)

[BigBallinStalin]

Which fantasies can you fulfill?

We have a full range of menu options with different price levels, however, this is a premium service. The options are:

- MMF (Male-Male-Female)
- FFM (Female-Female-Male)
- MMMFFF (Male-Male-Male-Female-Female-Female)
- MFT (Male-Female-Transgender)
- OSYMAT (Oversexed Swarthy Young Muscular Adriatic Type)
- Lord of the Rings

Did this answer your question? Type "1" if "yes" or "2" if "no."

Does "Lord of the Rings" involve midgets? I like midgets.

[barackattack]

Is it possible to speak to a female operative?

[natty dread]

Where is my promotional gift of 2 kilograms of mettwurst?

I'm waiting, saxi. Business relations don't build themselves.

[saxitoxin]

Hello, this is Raj. Saxi T. has the day-off today. I will be filling-in and am happy to answer any questions you have, or provide any assistance you need!

If you already are dealing with Saxi T. on a matter, please provide me with the unique reference number she provided you so I can check her notes.

[saxitoxin]

Where is my promotional gift of 2 kilograms of mettwurst?

I'm waiting, saxi. Business relations don't build themselves.

Please provide your unique, 22-digit reference number and I will check Saxi's notes.

[jay_a2j]

Please feel free to post any inquiries you have here. Your estimated wait time for a response may vary, however, your satisfaction is my priority.

Why do I detect an Indian accent?

[natty dread]

Hello Raj. I want to file a complaint. The mettwurst Saxi T. sent me did not contain any horse meat. At all.

I'm gravely insulted by this oversight on your part, and let me assure you that if you want to continue business relations with me, I expect an apology and mettwurst that contains at least 26.5% horse meat.

[saxitoxin]

Hello Raj. I want to file a complaint. The mettwurst Saxi T. sent me did not contain any horse meat. At all.

I'm gravely insulted by this oversight on your part, and let me assure you that if you want to continue business relations with me, I expect an apology and mettwurst that contains at least 26.5% horse meat.

Please provide your unique, 22-digit reference number and I will check Saxi's notes.

[barackattack]

Do I have to wait until Saxi T.'s return to speak to a female operative?