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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby PLAYER57832 on Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:18 am

warmonger1981 wrote:I seen today a group in Arizona I think, can prove Obam birth certificate is a fake. It was posted by my uncle on facebook. It was a story from a local news channel . The group set out to prove it was real but after 6 months and over 2200 hours of investigation they found that it was made from a computer. There is no paper copy and was manufactured online. They can disassemble it piece by piece. Supposedly you cant do it with a paper copy. Has anyone else seen or heard this?

Yeah... and why any intelligent and sane person would still believe that someone could be elected president of the US when they were not actually a citizen is the real puzzle.
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby ooge on Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:23 am

Woodruff wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:No, mate, you haven't.


It was that bad?

Wow...I'm actually quite surprised, as I haven't seen that sort of thing come from him previously.

Now I'm disappointed that I didn't see it. You may have ruined my Wednesday, you bastards!


warmonger and I are in a team game,he posted in the game that he can only communicate through the game he cant see his wall or anyone else's or send PM'S...this may be were I exit stage left from forums.. =D> =D> =D>
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby Serbia on Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:59 am

ooge wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:No, mate, you haven't.


It was that bad?

Wow...I'm actually quite surprised, as I haven't seen that sort of thing come from him previously.

Now I'm disappointed that I didn't see it. You may have ruined my Wednesday, you bastards!


warmonger and I are in a team game,he posted in the game that he can only communicate through the game he cant see his wall or anyone else's or send PM'S...this may be were I exit stage left from forums.. =D> =D> =D>


ooge, on behalf of the forums:

WE CERTAINLY HOPE SO!!! \:D/ =D> :-D [-o<

(p.s. - the word you're looking for is where*)

Bollocks.
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:41 am

ooge wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:No, mate, you haven't.


It was that bad?

Wow...I'm actually quite surprised, as I haven't seen that sort of thing come from him previously.

Now I'm disappointed that I didn't see it. You may have ruined my Wednesday, you bastards!


warmonger and I are in a team game,he posted in the game that he can only communicate through the game he cant see his wall or anyone else's or send PM'S...this may be were I exit stage left from forums.. =D> =D> =D>


Looks like he was "guested". Are you suggesting this was for insufficient cause?
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby ooge on Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:25 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
ooge wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:No, mate, you haven't.


It was that bad?

Wow...I'm actually quite surprised, as I haven't seen that sort of thing come from him previously.

Now I'm disappointed that I didn't see it. You may have ruined my Wednesday, you bastards!


warmonger and I are in a team game,he posted in the game that he can only communicate through the game he cant see his wall or anyone else's or send PM'S...this may be were I exit stage left from forums.. =D> =D> =D>


Looks like he was "guested". Are you suggesting this was for insufficient cause?


no,I just have no desire for the same thing to happen to me,I need to be able to communicate with various players to help them out.and yes my loyalty is not given easily so it may be my way of protesting.
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby ooge on Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:27 pm

Serbia wrote:
ooge wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:No, mate, you haven't.


It was that bad?

Wow...I'm actually quite surprised, as I haven't seen that sort of thing come from him previously.

Now I'm disappointed that I didn't see it. You may have ruined my Wednesday, you bastards!


warmonger and I are in a team game,he posted in the game that he can only communicate through the game he cant see his wall or anyone else's or send PM'S...this may be were I exit stage left from forums.. =D> =D> =D>


ooge, on behalf of the forums:

WE CERTAINLY HOPE SO!!! \:D/ =D> :-D [-o<

(p.s. - the word you're looking for is where*)

Bollocks.


and that would be why I put the applause on the end,grammar Nazi.
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby oVo on Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:38 pm

notyou2 wrote:Obama was indeed born in Hawaii but it was pre-1949 before they became the 50th state, so therefore he can only be president of Hawaii and is not the president of the other 49 states.

There are five years of evidence to the contrary.
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby Woodruff on Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:40 pm

ooge wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
ooge wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:No, mate, you haven't.


It was that bad?

Wow...I'm actually quite surprised, as I haven't seen that sort of thing come from him previously.

Now I'm disappointed that I didn't see it. You may have ruined my Wednesday, you bastards!


warmonger and I are in a team game,he posted in the game that he can only communicate through the game he cant see his wall or anyone else's or send PM'S...this may be were I exit stage left from forums.. =D> =D> =D>


Looks like he was "guested". Are you suggesting this was for insufficient cause?


no,I just have no desire for the same thing to happen to me,I need to be able to communicate with various players to help them out.and yes my loyalty is not given easily so it may be my way of protesting.


Don't be inflammatory (which you generally are not at all), and it won't happen.
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:12 pm

"Sexually explicit acts with bananas WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!!"



Where's the diversity when ya need it?
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:13 pm

Bananas are better than pineapples.
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby ooge on Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:23 pm

Woodruff wrote:
ooge wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
ooge wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:No, mate, you haven't.


It was that bad?

Wow...I'm actually quite surprised, as I haven't seen that sort of thing come from him previously.

Now I'm disappointed that I didn't see it. You may have ruined my Wednesday, you bastards!


warmonger and I are in a team game,he posted in the game that he can only communicate through the game he cant see his wall or anyone else's or send PM'S...this may be were I exit stage left from forums.. =D> =D> =D>


Looks like he was "guested". Are you suggesting this was for insufficient cause?


no,I just have no desire for the same thing to happen to me,I need to be able to communicate with various players to help them out.and yes my loyalty is not given easily so it may be my way of protesting.


Don't be inflammatory (which you generally are not at all), and it won't happen.


That sounds like good advise for more than just this forum :)
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:25 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:"Sexually explicit acts with bananas WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!!"



Where's the diversity when ya need it?

I forgot about this topic. I missed something. What did I miss?


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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:28 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:"Sexually explicit acts with bananas WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!!"



Where's the diversity when ya need it?

I forgot about this topic. I missed something. What did I miss?


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You missed your opportunity to have your way with a banana.

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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:31 pm

Aww, gee, shucks. I always miss the good stuff.

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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby Gillipig on Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:03 pm

I don't even think Obama was born on Earth. I think he came here on an alien spaceship to destroy all of mankind.
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby oVo on Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:53 pm

Sometimes a banana is just a banana, but the ongoing parade
of Obama web hoaxes grew old long ago. The constant barrage
of half truths that have dominated the last decade of politics
will take a while to fade. Both the government and Republican
Party will have to work on gaining the trust and confidence of
the voting public.
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby AslanTheKing on Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:14 pm

Obama was in Berlin today,

and a friend of mine on facebook posted a birthcertificate from obama,

he was born in berlin !!!

i dont know why this pops out of my head but

a man with 2 left legs walks into a shoestore and asks

" do you have flip flips ?
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Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby tzor on Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:15 pm

Woodruff wrote:Exactly. It is now entirely no fun at all! Precisely my point.


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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby AslanTheKing on Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:19 pm

or this one

the doorbells ring, a little girl opens the door, and outside
stands a little midget Grim Reaper and says
"i am coming for the rabbit "
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby tzor on Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:23 pm

By the way, I suppose no one want to seriously discuss the forgery that the President presented of his so called "certificate of birth" or the reasons why under state law it is impossible to actually verify that the facts it claims are in any way, shape or form, accurate.

OK, never mind then.

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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby pimpdave on Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:51 pm

tzor wrote:By the way, I suppose no one want to seriously discuss the forgery that the President presented of his so called "certificate of birth" or the reasons why under state law it is impossible to actually verify that the facts it claims are in any way, shape or form, accurate.

OK, never mind then.

Carry on.



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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:23 pm

oVo wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Obama was indeed born in Hawaii but it was pre-1949 before they became the 50th state, so therefore he can only be president of Hawaii and is not the president of the other 49 states.

There are five years of evidence to the contrary.


If Obama was born in Hawaii before 1949, he would be at least 65 years old.
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby tzor on Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:37 pm

I would like to raise a point of order ... it is 1959 not 1949 :twisted:

That would only make Obama 2 years older than he claims to be.

Personally I think that's stupid. I'm one month older than him damn it. He's not almost two years older than me.
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby Metsfanmax on Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:49 pm

tzor wrote:By the way, I suppose no one want to seriously discuss the forgery that the President presented of his so called "certificate of birth" or the reasons why under state law it is impossible to actually verify that the facts it claims are in any way, shape or form, accurate.


It might be worth discussing if it were relevant to his eligibility for the office. 8 USC 1401:

The following shall be nationals and citizens of the United States at birth: ... a person born outside the geographical limits of the United States and its outlying possessions of parents one of whom is an alien, and the other a citizen of the United States who, prior to the birth of such person, was physically present in the United States or its outlying possessions for a period or periods totaling not less than five years, at least two of which were after attaining the age of fourteen years
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Re: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:50 pm

notyou2 wrote:
oVo wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Obama was indeed born in Hawaii but it was pre-1949 before they became the 50th state, so therefore he can only be president of Hawaii and is not the president of the other 49 states.

There are five years of evidence to the contrary.


If Obama was born in Hawaii before 1949, he would be at least 65 years old.


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