Star Exchange

[BigBallinStalin]

Sexual favors are negotiable once the exchange has been locked-in. Please note that at least one type of sexual activity will be required if this route is taken.

[thegreekdog]

Sexual favors are negotiable once the exchange has been locked-in. Please note that at least one type of sexual activity will be required if this route is taken.

Saxi, as your legal advisor I strongly recommend you decline this offer.

Nietzsche, as your legal advisor I strongly recommend you accept this offer.

[thegreekdog]

I just got a drab star almost immediately after typing drab star. I wonder if I can get two drab stars now because of that last sentence. Dammit, three drab stars. Dammit...

[nietzsche]

Sexual favors are negotiable once the exchange has been locked-in. Please note that at least one type of sexual activity will be required if this route is taken.

Saxi, as your legal advisor I strongly recommend you decline this offer.

Nietzsche, as your legal advisor I strongly recommend you accept this offer.

I accept. I request BBS' sister for 10 minutes.

[pearljamrox2]

I'm telling you all, you should invest in precious medals. Ol' Bug Whim keeps just printing new stars out of thin air. yep..Bag Whom is destroying the value of stars and by this time next year, Beg Whum is gunna ruin everything..and then everybody will be clamoring for the precious Medals. You'll see. The chinese are smart. They are already cornering the market in Medals and they will own us soon.

[nietzsche]

I'm telling you all, you should invest in precious medals. Ol' Bug Whim keeps just printing new stars out of thin air. yep..Bag Whom is destroying the value of stars and by this time next year, Beg Whum is gunna ruin everything..and then everybody will be clamoring for the precious Medals. You'll see. The chinese are smart. They are already cornering the market in Medals and they will own us soon.

stop ruining my streak.

[Phatscotty]

Staring At an item - If you stare for long enough at an Item, something changes inside you

[AndyDufresne]

I'm telling you all, you should invest in precious medals. Ol' Bug Whim keeps just printing new stars out of thin air. yep..Bag Whom is destroying the value of stars and by this time next year, Beg Whum is gunna ruin everything..and then everybody will be clamoring for the precious Medals. You'll see. The chinese are smart. They are already cornering the market in Medals and they will own us soon.

stop ruining my streak steak.

--Andy

[saxitoxin]

Due to popular demand we've just had 3 new animated gifs of john9blue come in. They are 2 stars, any color, each. Limit 1 per customer.

[DoomYoshi]

I have some cheap knockoff gifs for only 1 star, any color.

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[AndyDufresne]

I have some cheap knockoff gifs for only 1 star, any color.

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Guys, don't be fooled by DY. He purports to be peddling GIFs, but that is definitely a JPG knockoff. Know what you are buying before you buy it.


--Andy

[DoomYoshi]

But its bigger

[2dimes]

I would never buy art from Rick Gomez.

[owenshooter]

Can we get some new Tdans in here?! i'll swap my mundane stars for some new Tdans!!!

and no, I never have used any steroids or anything like that, I just don't drink soda and I eat semi healthy, sorta, I eat candy alot tho



Now get off your butts and go exercise guys!! its healthy for you!!

the black jesus loves his neighbour to the north!! the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro

WHERE IS THE NEW TDANS!!! I WANT TO EXCHANGE MY STARS NOW!!! the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro

[notyou2]

Who wants my violent stars?

[DoomYoshi]

Ok, I am offering a COMPLETE SET of FRESHLY MINTED, HOT-OFF-THE-PRESSES, videos that will blow your mind. You could spend years trying to track down this collection. Except, here it is, all in one place... the complete set of COLLECTIBLE, LIMITED EDITION DY's Slate Series 2014 El Salvadore Presidential Election Jingles. For years, DY's Slate Series has been the unquestioned leader in collectible propaganda videos. This batch goes above and beyond though. It's not just for collectors - these are quite possibly the best videos made in 2014!!!! They will probably win Oscars, Grammies, Emmies and Tonies next year. They are HOT, HOT, SIZZLIN HOT!

This collection wasn't even supposed to be offered, but due to a warehouse overstock, they are being sent out. So, HURRY and BUY NOW since there is a special introductory price of just 4 Green Stars and 8 Blue Stars. BUT WAIT! That's not it. If you call in the next 24 hours, we will pay the Green Stars for you! That's right, just 8 easy payments of 1 blue star and this whole collection could be yours. What are you waiting for?

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[AndyDufresne]

Guys, don't be fooled by DY. I have it on good authority Amazon is going to have a discount deal on this very collection in the near future, likely for only 4 violet stars.


--Andy

[Dukasaur]

I just feel a need to share.

[DoomYoshi]

Jerry Reed is the best.

Other than Merle Haggerd.

And Willy Nelson (maybe Waylon Jennings as well).

[DoomYoshi]

Guys, don't be fooled by DY. I have it on good authority Amazon is going to have a discount deal on this very collection in the near future, likely for only 4 violet stars.


--Andy

You're coming awfully close to a libel suit mister.

[iAmCaffeine]

When are the poolside pictures of Saxi going to be available?!

[AndyDufresne]

I'd like to offer a new item:


[Redeemable via STEAM]

You can get this gem for 2 electric green stars, 2 cyan stars, and 2 violet stars,-OR- for 1 yellow star.


--Andy

[DoomYoshi]

I have it on good authority that this game will be offered as part of an upcoming Humble Bundle.

WANTED: An Electroenceophalogram that I can plug in via USB.

[AndyDufresne]

Guys, I just got some mail from a known scammer. Beware of his tactics, or you might be out some precious stars.

FYI:

If you stop interfering with my business, I will give you this VINTAGE, FIRST-EDITION Joy Bangla video from the 2014 elections:

--Andy

[DoomYoshi]

NOOOOOO!!!! HE sould me out.