Break-Up California

by **macbone** on Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:13 am

Well I heard that your state could be sinking,
deep into the briny sea,
and all of them earthquakes got you thinking,
'bout leaving Californee-ee.
There's riots and there's flood and it's smoggy,
toxic waste on yonder beach,
and all of them hippies down in Santa Cruz,
are startin' to suck just like a leech.
You're sick of sunshine and surfing,
you've had all the tofu you can take,
well lookee here times a-wastin',
you just move to the Centennial state!

by **Sackett58** on Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:00 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I wonder what would happen to California's economy-busting debt and the wealth redistribution methods. Wouldn't they have to settle their books? Oh yeah, they will probably just dump it on the rest of us and get bailed out.

Yeah, F*CK CALIFORNIA.

--Andy

When I look in on the obituaries it's amazing how many people were born in other states and decided to come here especially from the cold north.

by **Sackett58** on Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:08 am

macbone wrote:Well I heard that your state could be sinking,
deep into the briny sea,
and all of them earthquakes got you thinking,
'bout leaving Californee-ee.
There's riots and there's flood and it's smoggy,
toxic waste on yonder beach,
and all of them hippies down in Santa Cruz,
are startin' to suck just like a leech.
You're sick of sunshine and surfing,
you've had all the tofu you can take,
well lookee here times a-wastin',
you just move to the Centennial state!

Still waiting for the sinking to begin.
And the earthquakes I will take my chances with instead of the yearly twisters, hurricanes and freezing temperatures.
I suppose I can handle the hippies better than the cultists in Texas.
I prefer a nice porter house with a glass of red wine myself.
Always sorry I didn't take up surfing thou. Maybe that is on my bucket list.
Toxic waste on the beach could be a drag but I suppose it is better than being next to 3 mile island.
I'll just stick it out here in California and take my chances.

by **mrswdk** on Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:12 am

There's riots and there's flood and it's smoggy

No it isn't.

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:46 am

Sackett58 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I wonder what would happen to California's economy-busting debt and the wealth redistribution methods. Wouldn't they have to settle their books? Oh yeah, they will probably just dump it on the rest of us and get bailed out.

Yeah, F*CK CALIFORNIA.

--Andy

When I look in on the obituaries it's amazing how many people were born in other states and decided to come here especially from the cold north.

YA'LL KEEP ALL YA'LL KARDASHIANS AND KOBES AND KILMERS.

I almost just had a stroke.

--Andy

by **Sackett58** on Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:33 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I wonder what would happen to California's economy-busting debt and the wealth redistribution methods. Wouldn't they have to settle their books? Oh yeah, they will probably just dump it on the rest of us and get bailed out.

Yeah, F*CK CALIFORNIA.

--Andy

When I look in on the obituaries it's amazing how many people were born in other states and decided to come here especially from the cold north.

YA'LL KEEP ALL YA'LL KARDASHIANS AND KOBES AND KILMERS.

I almost just had a stroke.

--Andy

(K)ardashians, (K)obes, (K)ilmers, you from Indiana Andy, YA'LL?

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:50 pm

SACKETT, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO INDICATE. DON'T MAKE ME SIC PHATSCOTTY ON YOU.

--Andy

by **Sackett58** on Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:06 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:SACKETT, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO INDICATE. DON'T MAKE ME SIC PHATSCOTTY ON YOU.

--Andy

LOL I think Scotty is content just staying home and watching Jesse Ventura re-runs on the wrestling channel.

by **macbone** on Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:55 pm

mrswdk wrote:
There's riots and there's flood and it's smoggy

No it isn't.

This is like people in Nome, Alaska laughing when it hits -30 C in Calgary. "You guys think it's cold? Well, it's DAMN cold here!"

Whether it's -30 C or -50 C, those are still conditions for polar bears, not people. =)

http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2014/01/16/1312860111

Thanks a lot, Beijing. Not only do you have to dump all over us in Hong Kong, but now you're exporting your pollution across the Pacific. =)

by **mrswdk** on Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:34 pm

Correct me if I'm wrong but the AQI in Los Angeles rarely passes 60, which is just over the 0-50 considered as 'Good'. Complaining about that is more like my African friends complaining that it's cold when it's 10C outside.

lel'd at your news story. Last year west Japan got hit pretty bad by China's smog. Is it bad in HK? I was in Guizhou recently and the air was fantastic.

by **Phatscotty** on Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:36 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I wonder what would happen to California's economy-busting debt and the wealth redistribution methods. Wouldn't they have to settle their books? Oh yeah, they will probably just dump it on the rest of us and get bailed out.

Yeah, F*CK CALIFORNIA.

--Andy

They made their bed. I didn't expect you wouldn't have a problem with thinking they should sleep in it.

by **Phatscotty** on Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:37 pm

Sackett58 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I wonder what would happen to California's economy-busting debt and the wealth redistribution methods. Wouldn't they have to settle their books? Oh yeah, they will probably just dump it on the rest of us and get bailed out.

Yeah, F*CK CALIFORNIA.

--Andy

When I look in on the obituaries it's amazing how many people were born in other states and decided to come here especially from the cold north.

Combine that with all the people from the warm south. Which do you think is more?

by **Phatscotty** on Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:39 pm

Sackett58 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:SACKETT, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO INDICATE. DON'T MAKE ME SIC PHATSCOTTY ON YOU.

--Andy

LOL I think Scotty is content just staying home and watching Jesse Ventura re-runs on the wrestling channel.

Do you think the rest of the states should have to pay for California's expenses?

by **Sackett58** on Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:20 am

Phatscotty wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I wonder what would happen to California's economy-busting debt and the wealth redistribution methods. Wouldn't they have to settle their books? Oh yeah, they will probably just dump it on the rest of us and get bailed out.

Yeah, F*CK CALIFORNIA.

--Andy

When I look in on the obituaries it's amazing how many people were born in other states and decided to come here especially from the cold north.

Combine that with all the people from the warm south. Which do you think is more?

Mostly from the north. It is all those people that watched the Rose Parade in January and said, "hell with this minus 10 crap and 3 feet of snow".

by **Sackett58** on Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:26 am

Phatscotty wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:SACKETT, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO INDICATE. DON'T MAKE ME SIC PHATSCOTTY ON YOU.

--Andy

LOL I think Scotty is content just staying home and watching Jesse Ventura re-runs on the wrestling channel.

Do you think the rest of the states should have to pay for California's expenses?

Of course you should. Considering all these transplants came from other states and alleviated the unemployment from their former states for the plentiful jobs at the times. Of course quit a few of them returned to their former states after retirement and now are spending their money there without the state worried about employing them.

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:49 am

I have some inside information that Rhode Island is tossing around the idea of seceding and joining the Russian Federation. Please post your suggestions on to either stop or facilitate their secession.

--Andy

by **notyou2** on Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:46 pm

Putin says he will help with the annexation of the Baja Peninsula.

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:32 pm

This just in, I have word that Tasmania is looking to secede from Australian oppressors, citing the destruction of their deviled namesake. No word yet on if the Russian Federation will allow them to join. Please post your suggestions to either stop or facilitate their secession.

--Andy

by **mrswdk** on Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:42 pm

Don't forget that Taiwan is still under revolutionary military occupation. It's more armed insubordination than secession, but what should be done about it?

by **notyou2** on Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:43 pm

mrswdk wrote:Don't forget that Taiwan is still under revolutionary military occupation. It's more armed insubordination than secession, but what should be done about it?

The Japanese should buy it.

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:46 pm

mrswdk wrote:Don't forget that Taiwan is still under revolutionary military occupation. It's more armed insubordination than secession, but what should be done about it?

Hm, good point. Based on extensive research, I've found this:

Click image to enlarge.

The seed has already been laid it looks like. Soon they'll be in the Federation as well.

--Andy

by **notyou2** on Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:58 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Don't forget that Taiwan is still under revolutionary military occupation. It's more armed insubordination than secession, but what should be done about it?

Hm, good point. Based on extensive research, I've found this:

Click image to enlarge.

The seed has already been laid it looks like. Soon they'll be in the Federation as well.

--Andy

Apparently Taiwan is filled with Caucasians.