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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:44 pm

I wish I could score with this babe:
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:45 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:For those of you who put down 50+: how?!

If you actually practise aggressive promiscuity as a lifestyle, it's not that difficult. If, for instance, you are an active swinger and go to a swingers' club once a week, have sex with four partners of whom an average of one will be new and unique, that's fifty a year. If you've been doing it for fifty years, that's 2500 unique scores.

And in case you're wondering, no, I am not in that category, but I do know some people who are, and one guy I know who actively pursues such a lifestyle has a very credible claim to 3000 scores. Mind you, it takes really obsessive devotion to the cause to reach those kinds of numbers. They're not for any normal, sane person. But even the average person will probably rack up 100 partners in their life, I suspect.


IIRC, the last credible research I had seen said the average person racks up 7 partners in their life. We're not all you, Dukasaur.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby 2dimes on Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:47 pm

betiko wrote:
Jmac1026 wrote:
betiko wrote:
jltile1 wrote:Lost count years ago. Who actually is counting ?


I don t know the exact number, but anyone would know if they are 30ish or 100+ without counting.
When you go to the grocery store, you pick products and when you reach the register, I m sure you re able to tell me how much you'll pay based on this very same scale and without ever looking at any pricetag of the items picked.

I work at a grocery store. You'd be surprised (or maybe not) at how many people are absolutely shocked by their total. "Let me put some back" generally ensues.


I m surprised to see how I always know with 10% margin +/- max and without ever looking at the price. In the scale from the OP, would you say that your customers could think of one of these ranges and actually be in another? I mean come on, you ve got to be a bit thick if you take 50$ worth of groceries thinking it will cost you 25$...

See, over here you fill a cart and it's somewhere between 2 and 4 hundred dollars.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Timminz on Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:40 pm

I didn't vote because the answer is included in two options of the pole, but you only left the option to choose one.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:42 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:For those of you who put down 50+: how?!

If you actually practise aggressive promiscuity as a lifestyle, it's not that difficult. If, for instance, you are an active swinger and go to a swingers' club once a week, have sex with four partners of whom an average of one will be new and unique, that's fifty a year. If you've been doing it for fifty years, that's 2500 unique scores.

And in case you're wondering, no, I am not in that category, but I do know some people who are, and one guy I know who actively pursues such a lifestyle has a very credible claim to 3000 scores. Mind you, it takes really obsessive devotion to the cause to reach those kinds of numbers. They're not for any normal, sane person. But even the average person will probably rack up 100 partners in their life, I suspect.


IIRC, the last credible research I had seen said the average person racks up 7 partners in their life. We're not all you, Dukasaur.


What was the maximum?
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby chang50 on Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:47 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:For those of you who put down 50+: how?!


One obvious possibility is prostitution :)
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby krallam on Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:04 am

being one or paying one?
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby chang50 on Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:15 am

krallam wrote:being one or paying one?


Either would count.. O:)
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:44 am

betiko wrote:This doesn't include: simple handjobs


Can we count complex handjobs? I once got a handjob involving several wheels, axles, levers and gears. The EPA permitting process alone cost $12,000.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Lord Arioch on Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:47 am

Student memeories flooding in:)
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby betiko on Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:39 am

2dimes wrote:
betiko wrote:
Jmac1026 wrote:
betiko wrote:
jltile1 wrote:Lost count years ago. Who actually is counting ?


I don t know the exact number, but anyone would know if they are 30ish or 100+ without counting.
When you go to the grocery store, you pick products and when you reach the register, I m sure you re able to tell me how much you'll pay based on this very same scale and without ever looking at any pricetag of the items picked.

I work at a grocery store. You'd be surprised (or maybe not) at how many people are absolutely shocked by their total. "Let me put some back" generally ensues.


I m surprised to see how I always know with 10% margin +/- max and without ever looking at the price. In the scale from the OP, would you say that your customers could think of one of these ranges and actually be in another? I mean come on, you ve got to be a bit thick if you take 50$ worth of groceries thinking it will cost you 25$...

See, over here you fill a cart and it's somewhere between 2 and 4 hundred dollars.


that's cause you buy groceries for like 4-5 people for 2-3 weeks I guess
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby betiko on Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:41 am

saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:This doesn't include: simple handjobs


Can we count complex handjobs? I once got a handjob involving several wheels, axles, levers and gears. The EPA permitting process alone cost $12,000.



if there are that many gears, axles and levers I didn't hear anything involving hands, therefore it can't be considered a handjob and my categories work!! :P
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby 2dimes on Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:20 am

betiko wrote:that's cause you buy groceries for like 4-5 people for 2-3 weeks I guess

Once I bought groceries for the crew that operated one of Saxi's semen extraction machines. Put it on the corporate card. I have no guess how much that cost.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby betiko on Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:44 am

looks like either people stop completely at 20 partners; either when they reach 20 they organize an orgy with 10 partners in order to avoid being in the 20-30 range.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby pimpdave on Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:51 am

Metsfanmax wrote:For those of you who put down 50+: how?!


Be tall, handsome, reasonably charming, reasonably fit, and most importantly confident, faked or not. Then add disregard for one's own safety and impulsivity and before long you start feeling a bit ashamed by each new name you add to the black book. Also, be unlucky in love- helps to be deeply damaged by a trauma such as a truly loved girlfriend or wife dying, and just kinda being numbed by scar tissue after that, so you end up in this bizarre Sysaphaen loop of deceiving yourself into thinking you really care about someone new because you want that life experience so many others have of lasting, loyal love, but it crumbles over & over. Sometimes they're just awful & you gotta beat feet.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby MoB Deadly on Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:03 am

For those who put ONE, HOW????
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby alex951 on Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:06 am

If a vagina, a butthole,mouth, and ear count then I've had 4
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby KoolBak on Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:24 am

saxitoxin wrote:Can we count complex handjobs? I once got a handjob involving several wheels, axles, levers and gears. The EPA permitting process alone cost $12,000.


:lol: Oh man...this made my day....I'd LOVE to see pix!! lol

I have several close friends that are 80+....I think it was easier in the 70's -80's...know a few military types that were active in the 60's and they simply can't keep track as it was all a blur....lol.

Being polite, charming and conscientious, it was without effort to approach 30 before I got married...only ever asked one of them out....the rest took ME.....aaahhhhh......then I returned to virgin status after 25 years of marriage and 2 kids :-s

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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:26 am

14.5
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:29 am

Army of GOD wrote:14.5


just the tip
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby mrswdk on Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:46 am

We asked OT 'how many people have you had sex with?'.

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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Gilligan on Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:49 am

THAT GUY'S EARS ARE FUCKING HUGE
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby mrswdk on Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:52 am

Soz, he had to be removed from my stage.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Gilligan on Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:55 am

mrswdk wrote:Soz, he had to be removed from my stage.


That's okay, I didn't want to see him again.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby chang50 on Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:14 am

mrswdk wrote:We asked OT 'how many people have you had sex with?'.

Three people said '100+'.

The lie detector said...

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Oi, you. You've said enough.

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Nasty. Little. Liar.

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Things outside your own personal experience are not necessarily untrue..
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