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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:17 am

Quirk wrote:The pic is from 2008 when I joined CC.
Your opinion made me groan.
Trolling is like saying a pun. Don't do it if you don't want to hear the groans.

Dude, your mother made me groan. Now gtfo, ploz.
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby Quirk on Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:42 am

Just because you believe what you're saying doesn't mean it's not trolling. Any of us could start a thread about something we believe that we know would offend many of the forum readers. You chose to do so with this thread.
This is nothing new. I've been quite clear that I have a freakishly tiny penis before.
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby Quirk on Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:49 am

Funkyterrance wrote:Dude, your mother made me groan.


She's a beautiful woman. I hope that went well for you.
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:42 pm

So starting a thread full knowing it's going to offend a lot of people automatically constitutes trolling? I don't buy it.
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby Quirk on Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:13 pm

Yes that is trolling, you are a troll. You started a thread to get a reaction and now you are complaining about the reaction.

As long as you're flirting with me, here's a pic from 1995:

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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:28 pm

Quirk wrote:Yes that is trolling, you are a troll. You started a thread to get a reaction and now you are complaining about the reaction.

As long as you're flirting with me, here's a pic from 1995:

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Maybe you should start another thread about this sidetrack since you seem to feel so strongly about it?
P.S.- If we're flirting, don't you think it's more appropriate to show me a current/recent picture? This isn't eharmony ffs.
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby tzor on Sat Jun 06, 2015 2:52 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:You mean aside from the fact that that picture is circa 1995 and you're basically bald now?


Bah, if you keep pulling this sort of stuff I might just pull out my photo from the 80's for my icon.

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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby Quirk on Sat Jun 06, 2015 6:33 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:Maybe you should start another thread about this sidetrack since you seem to feel so strongly about it?
P.S.- If we're flirting, don't you think it's more appropriate to show me a current/recent picture? This isn't eharmony ffs.


You wanted a pic from 1995. I won't be starting another thread. I've got clothes to wash & dinner to cook.
The real question is what is it about seeing vets that causes you to react negatively? Not that I care but you might.
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jun 06, 2015 10:31 pm

Quirk wrote:You wanted a pic from 1995. I won't be starting another thread. I've got clothes to wash & dinner to cook.
The real question is what is it about seeing vets that causes you to react negatively? Not that I care but you might.

Actually I never asked for the 1995 pic, you volunteered it for some reason. But anyway...

To answer your question, if I haven't already,(you read the whole thread, right?)it's not seeing vets or retired firemen that causes me to feel negatively. It's the expectation of special treatment and/or respect. Most of these people are already compensated for what they've done and aren't necessarily respectable.
For some fucked up reason in this country, being a vet is viewed by many as an automatic badge of honor. It's a little perverse.
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby Roussallier on Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:15 pm

LMAO I took the troll bait hook, line, and sinker, didn't I?
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:43 pm

Roussallier wrote:LMAO I took the troll bait hook, line, and sinker, didn't I?

I wasn't trolling just because Quirk says so, meatstick...
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby tzor on Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:06 am

Funkyterrance wrote:Most of these people are already compensated for what they've done and aren't necessarily respectable.


O RLY?

They are already compensated?
Not really.
Not when many come back dead.
Or so severely wounded that they can never seek gainful employment again.
Or when people like you are so freaked out over them that they can't get gainful employment.
You might not be aware of the homeless statistics for returning veterans.
Or the statistics on how many suffer from the sudden shift from structured lives to civilian freedom.
But no, they don't get compensated enough.
Not by a long shot.
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby mrswdk on Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:20 am

tzor wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Most of these people are already compensated for what they've done and aren't necessarily respectable.


O RLY?

They are already compensated?
Not really.
Not when many come back dead.


What kind of compensation do you propose the government gives to a dead person?
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby tzor on Sun Jun 07, 2015 3:26 pm

mrswdk wrote:What kind of compensation do you propose the government gives to a dead person?


Well, here is a list of current benefits. Remember that most solderers have dependents, next of kin.

Death Gratuity of $100K
Death Pension (you have to be well under the poverty line for this to kick in)
TRICARE (pretty crappy)
Basic Allowance for Housing (one year but at least they don't kick you off the base right away)

Trust me, to a wife and newborn son, this is an insult.
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Jun 07, 2015 4:29 pm

[/quote="tzor"]
Or when people like you are so freaked out over them. [/quote]

"People like you"? "Freaked out"? Care to elaborate? I'm not freaked out by them. To me, modern veterans are more or less like everyone else; that's my whole point...
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby 2dimes on Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:10 pm

I was going to bow out of this one but you're killing me here.

First you can't tell who has returned from country with mud made from a mix of dessert sand that gets in absolutely everything and his best friend's brain, blood and fluids that are outside the friend thanks to a successful IED. Or the guy you are talking about that was bored out of his mind in camp because there were not enough latrines to dig.

Second just because a soldier ate sand instead of mud in Vietnam, or the soapstone from Ypres etc.. Does not give you the right to decide his sacrifice was less than the other soldier.

It's like the free breakfast for kids at my son's school. My son eats it sometimes even though we can afford to make food at home. Not just because I'm a free loader but so it is normal to eat free breakfast at school instead of that thing poor kids have to do. If you single out guys for serving based on them meeting you standards it becomes embarrassing. They sometimes already feel bad for seeing action. They did not always choose to go out on the wrong day. I personally thank them all for being prepared to.

I will thank every slacker, faker or even deserter to make sure when there is a Veteran deserving my respect, gratitude and thanks for his or her sacrifice, given so I can live in this region and complain because they raised the tax on cheese and beer, instead of living in a place that does not have affordable beer and cheese for all, because it's too dangerous to set up a stand.

I don't miss him or have to get him to fill out a short survey to qualify for a thank you.

I'll thank the cook, latrine digger, and other assorted "Field Engineer" corps because without him the soldier does not get a proper meal, dry place to sleep etc. after he returns to base and cleans up.
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Jun 07, 2015 6:06 pm

2dimes wrote:
Second just because a soldier ate sand instead of mud in Vietnam, or the soapstone from Ypres etc.. Does not give you the right to decide his sacrifice was less than the other soldier.

Sure it does. I can safely assume that a modern vet went into action(or most likely, inaction) with a fairly high chance of coming back home unscathed. I can also safely assume they went under their own accord. Shouldn't motivation be considered in all this? From those who I know are military, most get into it for the "wrong" reasons by most rational standards.

There's no need to bow out, as it were. Your two cents or dimes are appreciated.
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby Quirk on Sun Jun 07, 2015 6:47 pm

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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Jun 07, 2015 8:05 pm

Quirk wrote:Image

If that's your recent pic thank-you! Are you dd free?

Now all you have to do is replace your old one with this considerably more smexy one.
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby mrswdk on Sun Jun 07, 2015 8:52 pm

tzor wrote:
mrswdk wrote:What kind of compensation do you propose the government gives to a dead person?


Well, here is a list of current benefits. Remember that most solderers have dependents, next of kin.

Death Gratuity of $100K
Death Pension (you have to be well under the poverty line for this to kick in)
TRICARE (pretty crappy)
Basic Allowance for Housing (one year but at least they don't kick you off the base right away)

Trust me, to a wife and newborn son, this is an insult.


Even assuming the spouse of the soldier didn't work while the soldier was still alive and now needs to find their own employment, you're talking about giving them enough money to completely support them for several years while they look for a job. That sounds pretty reasonable to me.
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby mrswdk on Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:01 pm

2dimes wrote:Not just because I'm a free loader but so it is normal to eat free breakfast at school instead of that thing poor kids have to do. If you single out guys for serving based on them meeting you standards it becomes embarrassing.


Only if you live in a society that treats receiving government welfare as something to be ashamed of.

2dimes wrote:I will thank every slacker, faker or even deserter to make sure when there is a Veteran deserving my respect, gratitude and thanks for his or her sacrifice, given so I can live in this region and complain because they raised the tax on cheese and beer, instead of living in a place that does not have affordable beer and cheese for all, because it's too dangerous to set up a stand.


Since when did fighting in the Middle East or Asia help to ensure American people's domestic freedoms? The US may well be (mostly) stable and safe, but that has nothing to do with its foreign military engagements.
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:21 pm

I'll be the first to admit that our involvement in the aforementioned regions is despicable. As an american, it makes me feel pretty icky. :(
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Did not even think to google it Huh?

Postby 2dimes on Mon Jun 08, 2015 12:24 am

Well then I've said too much. You two can spit on American Vets thanks in part to their service.

Later Saxi can come and side with you and tell us again how it was wrong for the US to bully the thousand year old honorable shogun and their imperial Nippon. They should have let them take over China, before the reds came along and helped it become a place where a white guy can trot around, without even being murdered for being a scary evil ghost.
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Re: Did not even think to google it Huh?

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jun 08, 2015 12:40 am

2dimes wrote:Well then I've said too much. You two can spit on American Vets thanks in part to their service.


Yeah yeah, everyone in the world is out to get you. Go back and read my posts again.
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Re: Vanity/Veteran Plates = Small Penis?

Postby 2dimes on Mon Jun 08, 2015 12:43 am

Ok.
mrswdk wrote:
2dimes wrote:Not just because I'm a free loader but so it is normal to eat free breakfast at school instead of that thing poor kids have to do. If you single out guys for serving based on them meeting you standards it becomes embarrassing.


Only if you live in a society that treats receiving government welfare as something to be ashamed of.

Yup. Looks the same. Now what?
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