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Re: penis

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:40 pm

Flesh clarinet
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Re: penis

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:42 pm

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Re: penis

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:52 pm

String shot.
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Re: penis

Postby DaGip on Sun Sep 06, 2015 8:48 pm

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Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
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Re: penis

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Sep 06, 2015 8:53 pm

Mine looks like 10
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Re: penis

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:37 pm

I thought you were Jewish?
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Re: penis

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:44 pm

I'm pretty sure number 1 belongs to ET, the extraterrestrial.
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Re: penis

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:13 am

Or maybe saxi?
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Re: penis

Postby mrswdk on Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:26 am

Number 1 is an aardvark.
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Re: penis

Postby warmonger1981 on Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:34 pm

Jonesthecurl
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Re: penis

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:50 pm

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Re: penis

Postby DaGip on Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:08 pm

So as not to confuse anyone...this is a potato with a scrotum attached.

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Re: penis

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:10 pm

DaGip wrote:So as not to confuse anyone...this is a potato with a scrotum attached.

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That's great, man. Does the potato have herpes?
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Re: penis

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Sep 08, 2015 7:38 am

warmonger1981 wrote:Jonesthecurl



I can stand up for myself.
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Re: penis

Postby warmonger1981 on Tue Sep 08, 2015 8:55 am

No your limp like your dick. Nice try though.
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Re: penis

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:31 am

Go to the bar and order a double. It's the only way you'll get a stiff one.
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Re: penis

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Sep 08, 2015 3:02 pm

“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
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Re: penis

Postby DaGip on Tue Sep 08, 2015 5:14 pm

f*ck you.
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Re: penis

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Sep 08, 2015 6:38 pm

wiener
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Re: penis

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Sep 08, 2015 7:23 pm

Jellyfish sting.
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