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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby khazalid on Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:11 am

fuckin' hell mate. i hope you don't trust your gaydar.
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby khazalid on Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:12 am

mrswdk wrote:Speaking of Scottish men and poos:

Two Scotsmen are walking down a country lane. 'Och, Duncan,' says Jimmy all
of a sudden, 'I dinnae half need a shit.' 'Well, just go behind a bush and
do it, then,' replies his mate. So Jimmy goes behind a bush, and after a
while he shouts, 'Have you got any paper?' To which Duncan replies, 'Och,
don't be such a tight bastard. Leave it.'


i snorted in mild amusement, against my better judgement.

got any china ones?
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby mrswdk on Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:16 am

There was the hairband one.

I also saw a vaguely amusing video on a train in which a guy acts out stereotypes of dongbeiren, shanghairen etc., but I can't remember who that was off the top of my head :3
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby subtleknifewield on Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:18 am

I highly doubt she'd post any China ones that cast them in a negative light :P

khazalid wrote:fuckin' hell mate. i hope you don't trust your gaydar.

What is gaydar? :V

Just kidding. And for the record, not a Trump supporter :lol:
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby mrswdk on Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:20 am

youku is so god damn slow now that I'm not in China. Trying to watch this video of two Shanghai men fighting and it just won't load.
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby subtleknifewield on Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:23 am

I seem to be missing a plugin to watch that.

Too bad.
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby mrswdk on Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:28 am

Just search 两个上海人打架. It's on youtube as well, it went viral at the time.
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby khazalid on Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:28 am

mrswdk wrote:youku is so god damn slow now that I'm not in China. Trying to watch this video of two Shanghai men fighting and it just won't load.


youku is total fkn pigshit anyway. i think somebody showed me the vid of the guy in the train before, but i didn't get any of the references.

'truly, he so shanghairen', i probably didn't reply.

btw, AoG told me to tell you ta yao chi ni de doufu, or something.
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby subtleknifewield on Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:36 am

Can we PLEASE just get back to naming these kittens?
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby khazalid on Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:41 am

[INSERT MEME CAT] IS [INSERT EMOTION]

/ wit

why don't you go smoke a jobbie?
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby subtleknifewield on Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:43 am

khazalid wrote:[INSERT MEME CAT] IS [INSERT EMOTION]

/ wit

why don't you go smoke a jobbie?

Why don't you take yer own advice? Or lacking that...watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCgx8zM3woQ
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby Endgame422 on Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:01 am

Captain nemo and prince dakkar
The stripey one being prince dakkar.
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby Endgame422 on Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:07 am

Also wilbur and orville come to mind,
My grandfather had a big fat persian cat named chairman meow.
So thats a solid choice as well
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby subtleknifewield on Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:14 am

How about Gred and Forge!

(Any Harry Potter fans in the house?!)
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:39 am

Ahhh and Choo.
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby subtleknifewield on Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:42 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Ahhh and Choo.

Allergies? XD
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby waauw on Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:58 am

George R. and R. Martin
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby KoolBak on Sun Sep 20, 2015 12:13 pm

Lmao...perfect!

mrswdk wrote:Speaking of Scottish men and poos:

Two Scotsmen are walking down a country lane. 'Och, Duncan,' says Jimmy all
of a sudden, 'I dinnae half need a shit.' 'Well, just go behind a bush and
do it, then,' replies his mate. So Jimmy goes behind a bush, and after a
while he shouts, 'Have you got any paper?' To which Duncan replies, 'Och,
don't be such a tight bastard. Leave it.'
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

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AND:
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby subtleknifewield on Sun Sep 20, 2015 12:26 pm

waauw wrote:George R. and R. Martin

On that note...

J.R. and R. Tolkien!
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Sep 20, 2015 3:16 pm

After reading this thread, I'm going to need psychotherapy.
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Sep 20, 2015 3:35 pm

subtleknifewield wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Ahhh and Choo.

Allergies? XD


OH, yes. Cats, dust, oak trees and birch trees.
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby waauw on Sun Sep 20, 2015 4:13 pm

Dukasaur wrote:After reading this thread, I'm going to need psychotherapy.


After this thread, it's the kittens that are going to need psychotherapy.
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby notyou2 on Sun Sep 20, 2015 7:51 pm

Huey, Duey and Lewis
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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:33 pm

Shit head

Stank sauce

Or Steve French. Those are all pretty good names for a cat.

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Re: Name These Kittens

Postby subtleknifewield on Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:37 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
subtleknifewield wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Ahhh and Choo.

Allergies? XD


OH, yes. Cats, dust, oak trees and birch trees.

That sucks, man, I'm sorry to hear that.

waauw wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:After reading this thread, I'm going to need psychotherapy.


After this thread, it's the kittens that are going to need psychotherapy.

Lol. Sorry, Duka, we did get carried away, didn't we? XD

notyou2 wrote:Huey, Duey and Lewis

*Counts on his fingers...*

Which name gets left out?
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