Risk vs. Reward Scenario #3

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:21 pm

No you don't answer, then you have an excuse to head back into town and escape for a short time.

-TG

by **Funkyterrance** on Fri Oct 09, 2015 5:58 pm

Good boys; you should always answer when your mum calls you. Just don't ever tell her you're driving because it might worry her.

Scenario #3:

You are the last person on earth. Do you try to retain some sense of normalcy from your previous existence or do you do the more natural thing and become the most unfettered nudist since the term nudist was coined?

by **Endgame422** on Fri Oct 09, 2015 6:05 pm

Whats the risk in scenario 3?
Sunburned dick?

by **Funkyterrance** on Fri Oct 09, 2015 6:17 pm

Endgame422 wrote:Whats the risk in scenario 3?
Sunburned dick?

Yes and possibly balls depending on the amount of hair down there.

by **mrswdk** on Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:31 pm

Suicide.

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Fri Oct 09, 2015 8:16 pm

It'd be like that ep of twilight zone where the last man on earth is happy cuz he can read all the books he wants without distraction, and then his glasses break.

You'll be happy to let your thang out to breath without worry of judging eyes, but a snake will probably jump out and bit your dick off.

-TG

by **Funkyterrance** on Fri Oct 09, 2015 8:50 pm

For the record, sunburn and snakebites are only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the dangers to your bits and pieces if you were to stop wearing clothes. Some other hazards include: Windburn, frostbite, robins, cheese slicers, grindstones, drill presses and runner sleds.

by **jonesthecurl** on Sat Oct 10, 2015 12:40 am

Depends where I am the last guy left. Antarctica? no nudity. California? Serious possibility.

by **jonesthecurl** on Sat Oct 10, 2015 12:41 am

But I'd need pockets. And that's difficult without garments.

by **Funkyterrance** on Sat Oct 10, 2015 5:48 am

jonesthecurl wrote:But I'd need pockets. And that's difficult without garments.

Just learn how to domesticate some kangaroos. After all, you've got plenty of time on your hands.

by **Dukasaur** on Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:28 am

I voted in the latest poll without bothering to read the question.

I'm sure that's in keeping with the spirit of democracy!

by **jonesthecurl** on Sat Oct 10, 2015 12:31 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:But I'd need pockets. And that's difficult without garments.

Just learn how to domesticate some kangaroos. After all, you've got plenty of time on your hands.

Then my pockets would have independent motion. Where did I put that book I was reading? Ah, yes, in Flossie's marsupial pouch. Where's Flossie?

by **jonesthecurl** on Sat Oct 10, 2015 12:32 pm

Besides, California isn't exactly over-run with kangaroos.

by **subtleknifewield** on Sun Oct 18, 2015 8:58 am

First situation: Go to the bathroom at work, not home.

Second situation, stop and call back...

Third situation, I'd just go to wearing whatever is most suited for protecting my important stuff.

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:It'd be like that ep of twilight zone where the last man on earth is happy cuz he can read all the books he wants without distraction, and then his glasses break.

You'll be happy to let your thang out to breath without worry of judging eyes, but a snake will probably jump out and bit your dick off.

-TG

I'd be like the guy in that episode (great episode, btw). I'd just go and read everything I could get my hands on!