Any opinion on Italians?

[muy_thaiguy]

lol, americans put ketchup on pasta?

i didn't know that.

Mac n cheese with ketchup is a delicious culinary triumph, especially for cheap bachelors.

-TG

THAT

SOUNDS

DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

lol, americans put ketchup on pasta?

i didn't know that.

Mac n cheese with ketchup is a delicious culinary triumph, especially for cheap bachelors.

-TG

THAT

SOUNDS

DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!

Yeah? Well so does "The Crab Shack," but that doesn't stop you now, does it?

Next time you make mac and cheese, try it, i dare you. I double dog dare you. I expect your reversal on this matter forthwith.

-TG

[waauw]

Don't put ketchup in your pasta. Don t do any wierd american thing to your pasta. Look at how he eats it and seasons it, don't do it as you like it better.
Anything that could be seen as an italian food sacriledge can be seen as a total dishonor by an ignorant pig.

How about putting pineapple on the pizza?

[saxitoxin]

Don't put ketchup in your pasta. Don t do any wierd american thing to your pasta. Look at how he eats it and seasons it, don't do it as you like it better.
Anything that could be seen as an italian food sacriledge can be seen as a total dishonor by an ignorant pig.

How about putting pineapple on the pizza?

I APPROVE!

[saxitoxin]

They hug too much.

first time I meet you IRL I'm gonna grab on and never let go

not ever

[Bernie Sanders]

I didn't know they have Internet dating sites to date lonely illegal immigrant Italian men. I wonder if Sym is aware of this?

[betiko]

lol, americans put ketchup on pasta?

i didn't know that.

Mac n cheese with ketchup is a delicious culinary triumph, especially for cheap bachelors.

-TG

THAT

SOUNDS

DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!

Yeah? Well so does "The Crab Shack," but that doesn't stop you now, does it?

Next time you make mac and cheese, try it, i dare you. I double dog dare you. I expect your reversal on this matter forthwith.

-TG

That is a total disgrace dude. 100% no respect for doing that. At least use a pre made sauce like niet. You would get murdered for less than that in sicily.

Putting ketchup in pasta is what you give to young toddlers that can t eat everything yet.

[mrswdk]

I heard in Italy they want to get particular kinds of pizza protected by UNESCO. Which is kinda retarded when you think about it.

[waauw]

Don't put ketchup in your pasta. Don t do any wierd american thing to your pasta. Look at how he eats it and seasons it, don't do it as you like it better.
Anything that could be seen as an italian food sacriledge can be seen as a total dishonor by an ignorant pig.

How about putting pineapple on the pizza?

I APPROVE!

well whatever you do, make sure to place proper pastrami or salami on the pizza's and not one of those hotdog wieners. I saw a friend do that once, and even I cringed.

[riskllama]

hot dogs on pizza : the decline of western civilization continues...

[clangfield]

Italians... slanty little eyes.


Sorry, that's italics...

Don't expect them to wait for you to cross the road - start walking and they'll drive round you.
Also, if they interrupt you, or even respond to your conversation, don't expect it to be in any way relevant to anything you've just said. Did a technical training session there once, finished the topic, asked the obligatory "Any questions?" to which the response was "What topping do you want on your pizza?".

[tzor]

lol, americans put ketchup on pasta?

As an "American" I would never put ketchup on pasta.

That would not mean I might not use a ketchup derivative (you know ... Russian Dressing) on a cold pasta salad but I also put mayo on an Italian hero slice.

I will yield to the great one Graham Kerr for this great sauce for your pasta.

[mrswdk]

My old housemate (American) used to have ketchup with pretty much everything, including on mac and cheese. Ketchup with rice, ketchup with this and that, yadda yadda. That said I knew a Japanese girl whose mum used to make some sort of 'pizza' consisting of bread, ketchup and pizza cheese. And Chinese people who fry chicken wings in Coca Cola.

Personally I think the constant and insufferable claims to be more civilized on account of using more complex sauces to disguise the taste of shitty ingredients is is one of the best arguments for nuking most of Europe off the map.

[nietzsche]

that makes no sense mrs wok.

i can get scallops or shrimp fresh from the sea, the minute the fisherman docks, and if i don't spice them right, they won't taste good.

we don't want your chinese propaganda here. we're westerners, go back to your polluted city and get to work on our electronics.

[mrswdk]

[nietzsche]

if Club America wasn't vastly superior to any Chinese team that wouldn't be funny.

It was an accident, accidents happen in football. If they're qualified this year, we'll meet again, because we're again the champions of the zone.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

lol, americans put ketchup on pasta?

i didn't know that.

Mac n cheese with ketchup is a delicious culinary triumph, especially for cheap bachelors.

-TG

THAT

SOUNDS

DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!

Yeah? Well so does "The Crab Shack," but that doesn't stop you now, does it?

Next time you make mac and cheese, try it, i dare you. I double dog dare you. I expect your reversal on this matter forthwith.

-TG

That is a total disgrace dude. 100% no respect for doing that. At least use a pre made sauce like niet. You would get murdered for less than that in sicily.

Putting ketchup in pasta is what you give to young toddlers that can t eat everything yet.

Whatever, bro. Mac and cheese isn't like real pasta anyway, it's not like i dump ketchup on my lasagna. You're just jealous you didn't think of it.

USA! USA! USA!

-TG

[betiko]

Can i see a picture of what you gus call maccaroni?

[betiko]

Once in italy, a friend of mine ordered seafood spaghetti. When the dish arrived, he asked for some parmeggiano cheese. The waiter sceamed in the restaurant "PARMIGGIANO CON IL PESCE?"
He had to apologize and didn't get his parmiggiano you spoiled and uneducated americans!!

[Serbia]

Once in italy, a friend of mine ordered seafood spaghetti. When the dish arrived, he asked for some parmeggiano cheese. The waiter sceamed in the restaurant "PARMIGGIANO CON IL PESCE?"
He had to apologize and didn't get his parmiggiano you spoiled and uneducated americans!!

First off, what most Americans know as Parmesan cheese, really isn't.

Click image to enlarge.

Secondly though, I never ask for any type of condiment when I'm at a restaurant, not even salt. I eat my meal as it's prepared. Because of this, I'm allowed to look down my nose at every single human on this earth. Yet, it's not enough, I want to be more superior than literally all matter. My quest continues.

[2dimes]

"If you want to prepare sketti yourself, simply cook a pound of spaghetti. Microwave ¾ cup ketchup with ¾ cup butter. Then pour over the pasta and live your best life."

http://greatideas.people.com/2015/10/01/honey-boo-boo-sketti-recipe-chef-video/

Fry a nice slice of Bologna, cover with ketchup and processed mozzarella. Better than veal parmigiana.

[2dimes]

Can i see a picture of what you gus call maccaroni?

Google broke there?


http://gardengnomescanadianperspective. ... an-vs.html

[mrswdk]

If betiko's stories about continental European food are true then maybe diet goes some way to explaining Italy and France's poor Olympics performances.

Michael Phelps diet:
Pancakes, bacon and eggs
Foot long subs
Pizza

French team (can't think of any notable French athletes) diet:
Steamed mussels
Garlic stalks
Hollandaise sauce

Italian diet:
Plain spaghetti strings
Half a tomato, left in the sun for 2 weeks

[tzor]

Can i see a picture of what you gus call maccaroni?

You have no access to Wikipedia?

[Symmetry]

Once in italy, a friend of mine ordered seafood spaghetti. When the dish arrived, he asked for some parmeggiano cheese. The waiter sceamed in the restaurant "PARMIGGIANO CON IL PESCE?"
He had to apologize and didn't get his parmiggiano you spoiled and uneducated americans!!

First off, what most Americans know as Parmesan cheese, really isn't.

Click image to enlarge.

Secondly though, I never ask for any type of condiment when I'm at a restaurant, not even salt. I eat my meal as it's prepared. Because of this, I'm allowed to look down my nose at every single human on this earth. Yet, it's not enough, I want to be more superior than literally all matter. My quest continues.

First, you're right. If it isn't from the Parma region, it's just Italian Style hard cheese.

Second, I look down on people who don't season to their own taste. They're only marginally above people who season without tasting.