The Valid Comparison Thread

[pimpdave]

I'm getting a message about remote linking not being allowed. Presumably you're trying to show us the thrice-cooked item in question...

Think shredded wheat in cracker form.

HOW DARE YOU SIR!

[PLAYER57832]

All conservative are really liberals and all liberals are really conservative.

Liberals believe in caring for one another. Conservatives do too.

Lliberals believe in individual rights. Conservatives do too.

Liberals believe in freedom of religion. Conservatives do too.

Liberals believe in better education. Conservatives do too.

oops , sorry those things are actually true.

[PLAYER57832]

Conquer Club = fascist state! and here is the fully logical proof:

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=69445

i.e. conquer club sets limits on some individual. Fascists set limits on some individuals -- they are the SAME!!!!

[pimpdave]

New Completely Valid Comparison:

Threads I create here on Conquer Club are as good as the material on the Daily Show.

For proof, check out last night's episode. Just skip to 4:40 into the episode for the bit in question. It runs for about five minutes, ending at 9:11.

It is SFW.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/44261/the-dai ... ov-13-2008

[browng-08]

I'm getting a message about remote linking not being allowed. Presumably you're trying to show us the thrice-cooked item in question...

Think shredded wheat in cracker form.

[jonesthecurl]

I'm getting a message about remote linking not being allowed. Presumably you're trying to show us the thrice-cooked item in question...

Think shredded wheat in cracker form.

People eat that voluntarily?

[Ditocoaf]

I'm getting a message about remote linking not being allowed. Presumably you're trying to show us the thrice-cooked item in question...

Think shredded wheat in cracker form.

People eat that voluntarily?

There are only rumors. I've heard there is a grain of salt in each, and if it finds your way to your tongue, the sensation is a mite less unpleasant.

[jonesthecurl]

they look like placemats for mice to me.

[pimpdave]

they look like placemats for mice to me.

That is a valid comparison.

[browng-08]

I like them, tbh.

[pimpdave]

I like them, tbh.

I do not see any valid comparisons in this post. Please edit it to include a valid comparison.

ON TOPIC: This post is like NASA, in that it is totally awesome but has done nothing to stop earthquakes, as they still happen every day.

[jonesthecurl]

Posting on someone else's account is like running somebody over when you're drunk.
They're both, um, wait a minute, um, ...
both done by people!

[Juan_Bottom]

Twill wants to eradicate all reasoning save his own.
I forget the rest but Twill is like Hitler.

[PLAYER57832]

Twill is like Obama. Obama is like Hitler. Hitler IS Hillary .... they are all EXACTLY the same!

(oh and Twinkies are exactly like a veggie-tofu burger. They are both food, they both contain a white center ...they are therefore exactly the same!).

[jonesthecurl]

and, to The Blob, the White House is exactly the same as a Twinky. Until January...

[Hologram]

I'm getting a message about remote linking not being allowed. Presumably you're trying to show us the thrice-cooked item in question...

Think shredded wheat in cracker form.

People eat that voluntarily?

There are only rumors. I've heard there is a grain of salt in each, and if it finds your way to your tongue, the sensation is a mite less unpleasant.

Hey, I love my Triscuits.

[PLAYER57832]

Candy is exactly the same as cereal for breakfast. They both have sugar. They come in small bits and bright colors... they are therefore exactly the same!

(hmm.. may be a bit too true for this thread )

The classic from Bill Cosby:

Pancakes are made of flour, eggs, milk. Cake is made with flour eggs, milk. They are EXACTLY the same! Eat cake for breakfast!

[PLAYER57832]

Jaun strikes again!

Obama does not care about Africa! Here's how I came to my conclusion:
Obama's cell phone records were recently looked at by Verizon employees. So there has been pretty continous images of him talking on his cell on tv. His cell phone is a Motorola Silver Razor. Which, no doubt, he got for free. WHY DIDN'T HE PAY THE EXTRA $20 AND GET THE RED RAZOR????
The extra $20 goes to help fight aids in Africa!!!

For those of you not in the know, the only difference beteween the two phones is color, and the Red Razor comes with an extra wallpaper. Plus, the extra profits from the Red go to charity.

Obama hates Africa! This is now undenyable! Overthrow him and bring in McCain. His cell phone is an African. His name is Toby.

[jonesthecurl]

Candy is exactly the same as cereal for breakfast. They both have sugar. They come in small bits and bright colors... they are therefore exactly the same!

(hmm.. may be a bit too true for this thread )

The classic from Bill Cosby:

Pancakes are made of flour, eggs, milk. Cake is made with flour eggs, milk. They are EXACTLY the same! Eat cake for breakfast!

Go to Austria or Germany. They often do.

[pimpdave]

Obama's cell phone is a Motorola Silver Razor.

Obama hates Africa! This is now undenyable! Overthrow him and bring in McCain. His cell phone is an African. His name is Toby.

Obama and I have the same kind of cell phone. Therefore I am just like Hitler.

Also, mine is named Kunta Kinte, not Toby.

[PLAYER57832]

Candy is exactly the same as cereal for breakfast. They both have sugar. They come in small bits and bright colors... they are therefore exactly the same!

(hmm.. may be a bit too true for this thread )

The classic from Bill Cosby:

Pancakes are made of flour, eggs, milk. Cake is made with flour eggs, milk. They are EXACTLY the same! Eat cake for breakfast!

Go to Austria or Germany. They often do.

A lot in the US eat donuts ... but we stray from valid comparisons.

Cosby's kids ate cake for breakfast. Austrians and Germans eat cake. Therefore Cosby is Austrian AND German (they are, after all the same!)

[Frigidus]

I can't remember what the original point of this thread was. Alzheimer's patients have trouble remembering things. Therefore I have Alzheimer's Disease.

[jonesthecurl]

Valid comparison:
banning for spurious reasons stinks. So does a pile of camel droppings. Therefor the banning is exactly like a pile of camel poo.

[spurgistan]

I can't remember what the original point of this thread was. Alzheimer's patients have trouble remembering things. Therefore I have Alzheimer's Disease.

I don't think it ever really has a discernable point, just sort of seemed like a coagulation of whimsy. Therefore, this thread is life.

[pimpdave]

Since about 200 years ago, people thought space flight was a ridiculous and fantastic notion, therefore, the prospect of the existence of undead super killing machines like Jason Voorhees in Friday the 13th Part VI is completely possible. Because we think that is ridiculous and impossible.