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Re: Limericks - add one line

Postby Timminz on Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:58 pm

But really, t'was sleeping
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Re: Limericks - add one line

Postby clangfield on Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:22 pm

Whilst time was a-creeping
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Re: Limericks - add one line

Postby Timminz on Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:11 pm

And now I will go get some head.
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Re: Limericks - add one line

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:37 am

There once was a dirty old lecher,
“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
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Re: Limericks - add one line

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:02 am

who said to a young girl "I'll Bet'cha"
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Re: Limericks - add one line

Postby Timminz on Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:57 am

That I can mistake
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Re: Limericks - add one line

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:02 am

Your arse for a cake...
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Re: Limericks - add one line

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Aug 06, 2013 3:56 pm

And to serve it to me I will let'cha!
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Re: Limericks - add one line

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Aug 06, 2013 3:57 pm

I once had a pet fish called Eric

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Re: Limericks - add one line

Postby clangfield on Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:15 pm

Who made a nice meal for a cleric
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Re: Limericks - add one line

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Aug 06, 2013 5:03 pm

I beheaded that priest!
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