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Symmetry wrote:natty dread wrote:xeno wrote:tkr4lf wrote:xeno wrote:Let me just say band provides an excellent avenue for sex for even the most hopeless high school freshman.
I should have been a band nerd.
Think about it for a second guys. Its one of the only co-ed groups you can join in high school and 90 % of the time were left alone and the school even gives bands rooms that you can be alone in. Im not saying its an orgy going on, just that if you know the right moves you can manipulate a lot of those stupid woodwind chicks into giving you bj's in the practice room during lunch.
So "manipulating" someone into having sex with you is your idea of a good time? Sounds kinda rapey to me.
Nah- he sounds like a guy who has learned about sex from a bunch of juvenile movies, is a bit afraid of actually watching pornography, and would be terrified if faced with a real live woman.
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
xeno wrote:Im sure you get tons more sex than me from a variety of women.
KraphtOne wrote:xeno wrote:Im sure you get tons more sex than me from a variety of women.
this is probably true...
jonesthecurl wrote:Anyway I think its a Nguyen/Nguyen situation.
whitestazn88 wrote:KraphtOne wrote:xeno wrote:Im sure you get tons more sex than me from a variety of women.
this is probably true...
only because Xeno is usually way too high to be having sex. He just gets handies or bjs, much less effort, and that way he can relieve his muchies and play video games too.
xeno wrote:whitestazn88 wrote:KraphtOne wrote:xeno wrote:Im sure you get tons more sex than me from a variety of women.
this is probably true...
only because Xeno is usually way too high to be having sex. He just gets handies or bjs, much less effort, and that way he can relieve his muchies and play video games too.
Nothing like being too stoned for sex, so instead settling for a bj only to discover you're too high for that too![]()
whitestazn88 wrote:xeno wrote:whitestazn88 wrote:KraphtOne wrote:xeno wrote:Im sure you get tons more sex than me from a variety of women.
this is probably true...
only because Xeno is usually way too high to be having sex. He just gets handies or bjs, much less effort, and that way he can relieve his muchies and play video games too.
Nothing like being too stoned for sex, so instead settling for a bj only to discover you're too high for that too![]()
wait, I'm not joking now. Can you actually be too high for boners? I know from experience about the perils of getting too drunk to manage a boner, but from la hierba?
whitestazn88 wrote:Can I just settle this as the only vietnamesian on the forum?
"wen" or "win" are acceptable. "nu-wen" is also fine.
ideally, it's "ngwein" but the ng is really subtle, the "wein" is accented with a slight high pitch on the i, and it's all kinda compressed together.
I'd say most vietnamese and chinese words, when pronounced in the americanized way, are too long. They're more often pronounced short and ugly. Like vietnamese and chinese penises. ZING!
Lootifer wrote:whitestazn88 wrote:Can I just settle this as the only vietnamesian on the forum?
"wen" or "win" are acceptable. "nu-wen" is also fine.
ideally, it's "ngwein" but the ng is really subtle, the "wein" is accented with a slight high pitch on the i, and it's all kinda compressed together.
I'd say most vietnamese and chinese words, when pronounced in the americanized way, are too long. They're more often pronounced short and ugly. Like vietnamese and chinese penises. ZING!
What does the ng sound like?
As when I initially look at the word I see nu-yen (im bad with asian stuff so didnt realised y = w in terms of sounds). This is because in NZ we have a lot of Maori words that use the ng sound.
For example; here's another similar but different test for you chumps (though I have given you clues in this post):
How would you pronounce ngawha correctly?
The hardest, and most commonly mis-pronounced, word in NZ has got to be ohau though.
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