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Who would you want to back you up in a bar fight? (pick 3)

 
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you let date your sister?

Postby mrswdk on Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:04 am

waauw. I think he would be tender, like Li Chen is with Fan Bingbing.
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you choose to help you rob a bank

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:27 pm

Waauw is the consensus-choice for sister dating.

Waauw and zeros have been removed and new candidates added. We're getting close to the finish line.

WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO HELP YOU ROB A BANK?
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you choose to help you rob a bank

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:41 pm

I've talked this over with saxi and he'd be an awful partner in crime.


To rob a bank I would choose:


1) betiko, seems like a guy, once convinced, would do the job correctly

2) Serbia, the driver

3) Funkyterrance, once we got the money, I'd shot him twice, one on the balls and one in a leg, and leave him there for the cops
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you choose to help you rob a bank

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:45 pm

I only want one assistant. I would pick jblombier as I dont know him and I wouldnt feel bad when I killed him and kept his half of the money too.
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you choose to help you rob a bank

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:29 pm

Baseball sucks saxi.
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you choose to help you rob a bank

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:06 pm

BBS and Jonesy for the brains of the operation and aog for my personal human body shield.
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you choose to help you rob a bank

Postby waauw on Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:07 am

AOG and Phatscotty can handle the guns and Funky can do the carrying.
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you choose to help you rob a bank

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:54 pm

Serbia is the consensus-choice for bank robber accomplice.

Serbia and zeros have been removed and new candidates added. We're getting close to the finish line.

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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you choose to help you rob a bank

Postby nietzsche on Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:56 pm

aog.
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you cast as Holden Caulfield?

Postby waauw on Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:02 pm

Betiko, french accents in english are always funny :D
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you cast as Holden Caulfield?

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:52 pm

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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you cast as Holden Caulfield?

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:02 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:myself


You can't. You're busy driving someone to the ER.
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you cast as Holden Caulfield?

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:56 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
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You can't. You're busy driving someone to the ER.


No, I'm driving them to the asylum. Once I'm there, I can narrate.
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you cast as Holden Caulfield?

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Jun 04, 2015 5:23 pm

Totally pick BBS not only for temperament but for physique as well. Omigosh, it will be pure genius. I'm going to be one of those who will go to another movie just to watch the teaser and then leave after that. Wow, I just creamed myself.
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you cast as Holden Caulfield?

Postby macbone on Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:46 am

Jonesy, obviously. He's the only one on the list who can actually act. =)
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you cast as Holden Caulfield?

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:19 pm

BBS is the consensus-choice for Holden Caulfield.

BBS and zeros have been removed and new candidates added. With these, I believe everyone who has recently posted in OT has been cycled through at some point and no new candidates will be added from here on out.

WHO WOULD YOU PICK TO BACK YOU UP IN A BAR FIGHT?

P.S. Inexplicably, both Phatscotty and AoG have survived since round 1 or 2, getting enough votes to stay alive in each round but never winning.
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you want to back you up in a figh

Postby notyou2 on Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:41 pm

1. betiko as he is really good at kicking things
2. Denominator as he is young, tall and strong
3. phatscotty because he probably has lots of guns on his person and a couple of knives
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you want to back you up in a figh

Postby waauw on Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:43 pm

notyou2 wrote:1. betiko as he is really good at kicking things
2. Denominator as he is young, tall and strong
3. phatscotty because he probably has lots of guns on his person and a couple of knives


same here for same reasons, except I replaced betiko with TA1LGUNN3R. I quote his profile:

Occupation: Striking down with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you want to back you up in a figh

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:45 pm

I voted Phatscotty because I have no doubt he can bring it, Woodruff because he has military training, and AoG because I'm gambling he wrestled in high school.

Not Betiko. He's French.
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you want to back you up in a figh

Postby waauw on Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:48 pm

saxitoxin wrote:I voted Phatscotty because I have no doubt he can bring it, Woodruff because he has military training, and AoG because he's probably a berzerker.

Not Betiko. He's French.


The only thing I can somehow imagine AoG going berzerk on is World of Warcraft.
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you want to back you up in a figh

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:37 pm

Aog is out because isn't he an actual midget? Betiko is out because of, you know, the French thing...
I'm definitely thinking Woodruff, Phatscotty and tailgunner, although I'm pretty sure the last two might suffer myocardial infarctions during the skirmish.
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you want to back you up in a figh

Postby nietzsche on Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:43 pm

betiko, he can get angry

Woodruff, military, even if he's 50 or something, he knows some tricks

Tailgunner, he's into soldering and stuff, so he probably he's big enough to be my shield
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you want to back you up in a figh

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:44 pm

Woodruff is the obvious choice, as a drill sergeant I'm sure he can kick ass.

As to the others I have no real evidence, so I just picked warmonger and Funkyterrance basically at (pseudo)random.
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you want to back you up in a figh

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:49 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Woodruff is the obvious choice, as a drill sergeant I'm sure he can kick ass.


I agree that woody is the obvious choice. Drill sergeant or not, I get a vibe off of him which tells me he's the last person on here I'd like to f*ck with.
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Re: PICK 3 GAME: Who would you want to back you up in a figh

Postby nietzsche on Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:50 pm

Just imagine a CC meet up, and both Phatscotty and Woodruff attend. And karel is there and starts Phatscotty going. And Woodruff counts to 10.. actually, he stops at 5.

Contrary to what you think, Phatscotty doesn't own guns, he's shorty like a great majority on OT, for some reason, and looks like this:

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