The Valid Comparison Thread

by **MeDeFe** on Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:21 am

This thread is like a shotgun blast to the head from the past.

by **pimpdave** on Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:47 pm

by **InkL0sed** on Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:28 pm

Caligubama?

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:21 pm

This thread came back from the dead.
Therefore this thread is Jesus.
Or a Zombie.
Or a superhero.

by **pimpdave** on Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:35 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:This thread came back from the dead.

It was never dead, only sleeping, therefore this thread is a bear recently roused from hibernation!

(ps. this photo is like the Mona Lisa, because it's impossible to know just what Brutus is thinking)

by **PLAYER57832** on Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:15 pm

Communism includes equal pay and services for all.

Liberals want universal healthcare, education and reasonable pay for all.

They are obviously identical.

by **Juan_Bottom** on Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:18 pm

Conservatives have guns.

Hitler had a gun.

Hitler was conservative.

Didn't go the way you were expecting, did it?

by **PLAYER57832** on Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:34 pm

Conservatives have guns.

Republicans have guns.

Therefore everyone who has a gun is a conservative Republican.

by **jonesthecurl** on Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:54 pm

Guns go "bang!"
Supersonic aircraft go "bang!"
Therefore Hitler was a Concord jet.

by **pimpdave** on Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:57 pm

Hitler is dead.
So is disco.

Disco is some serious Nazi shit, dude.

by **jonesthecurl** on Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:00 pm

Disco is Nazi.
Concord went "bang!"
Therefore Concord starred in Saturday Night Fever.

by **PLAYER57832** on Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:24 pm

(gleaned from an unnamed thread)

Christianity tells of dire consequences if you don't believe... in contrast with relatively minor inconveniences if you go along.

Environmental activists talk of dire consequences if we ignore them... in contrast with relatively minor inconveniences if we go along.

Obviously all Christians are Environmental activists!

by **Juan_Bottom** on Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:07 pm

Roses are red!

Blood is red!

I KILLED HER BECAUSE I LOVE HER!!!! :cry:

by **pimpdave** on Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:03 am

Bananas are the same thing as poor dentistry!

by **jonesthecurl** on Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:29 am

This thread is Jesus

by **MeDeFe** on Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:40 am

jonesthecurl wrote:This thread is Jesus

We already had that one.

I also already had dinner.

Therefore this thread is dinner.

by **jonesthecurl** on Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:42 am

I already had dinner. therefore this thread is me.

by **MeDeFe** on Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:49 am

jonesthecurl wrote:I already had dinner. therefore this thread is me.

This makes no sense.
Young earth creationism does also not make sense.
Therefore you are a young earth creationist.

by **jonesthecurl** on Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:34 am

Now, that was sneaky, turning me into a young earth creationist against my will.
My first wife was sneaky, ripping me off in the divorce against my will.
Therefore you are my first wife.

by **pimpdave** on Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:33 am

A valid comparison of the modern day Democrats to the KKK of the Reconstruction South by Nobunaga!

by **pimpdave** on Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:18 pm

A valid comparison between laws regarding polygyny and no laws regarding absentee fathers! Do not let the high probability of that post being satire let you be dissuaded!

by **thegreekdog** on Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:20 pm

pimpdave wrote:A valid comparison between laws regarding polygyny and no laws regarding absentee fathers! Do not let the high probability of that post being satire let you be dissuaded!

I hate you...

by **pimpdave** on Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:21 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
pimpdave wrote:A valid comparison between laws regarding polygyny and no laws regarding absentee fathers! Do not let the high probability of that post being satire let you be dissuaded!

I hate you...

Okay, now you're just trolling, cause I was certain the original post was satire and I just wasn't catching it...

by **thegreekdog** on Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:24 pm

pimpdave wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
pimpdave wrote:A valid comparison between laws regarding polygyny and no laws regarding absentee fathers! Do not let the high probability of that post being satire let you be dissuaded!

I hate you...

Okay, now you're just trolling, cause I was certain the original post was satire and I just wasn't catching it...

It was satire.