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Postby clapper011 on Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:20 pm

jiminski wrote:will a cuddle do ?
depends....full cuddle??? :oops:
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Postby jiminski on Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:26 pm

thank you.
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Postby clapper011 on Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:26 pm

well now that's not an answer ;)
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Postby jiminski on Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:34 pm

i am a very thorough cuddler .. as well you know!
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Postby clapper011 on Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:37 pm

jiminski wrote:i am a very thorough cuddler .. as well you know!

:oops: :oops: :wink:
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Postby clapper011 on Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:45 pm

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Postby clapper011 on Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:59 pm

#4

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Postby clapper011 on Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:03 am

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there now let me be :P
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Postby moomaster2000 on Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:56 am

clapper011 wrote:#7

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Postby jiminski on Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:28 am

Marvelous Clapp! I can see you tend towards a very slutty demeanour .. i can barely type in all the excitement.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping on your nose,
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir,
And folks dressed up like Eskimos.


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Is that Winnie Cooper?
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Postby clapper011 on Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:29 am

well isn't that what all you guys are finding sexy? :lol: :shock:
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Postby jiminski on Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:28 am

clapper011 wrote:well isn't that what all you guys are finding sexy? :lol: :shock:


How on earth did you get that from this thread Clapp!?

This whole thread is a celebration of the female intellect. Paradoxically it revels in her victory over the aesthetic and her modern habitation in the cerebral!

Sounds like nonsense? well let me explain: Each of these shots glorifies womans domination of masculinity through her manipulation of the male id!

In the dawn of the post-feminist era, womankind has re-found her attractiveness as a guilt-free tool for getting all that she wants. she has done so in the face of an already emasculated universal male!

The male is powerless to take control for fear of public ostracism. He can only watch without touching, look without leering, enjoy but not on his terms. the world is a lap-dance and you will be ejected if you try to nibble a nipple without paying for the 'extras'!

Well i hope that clears that up and we can go on with this very important work!

Now look at the tits on this lads!

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Postby clapper011 on Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:18 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: how on earth did you get my shirt? :shock: :shock: :shock: :P
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:22 am

clapper011 wrote:Image

Who, in the name of all that is holy on this earth, is this?

I have google fired up to full-throtle, and a packet of lurpack at the ready. Just give me a name and I can get this party started.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!

Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:29 pm

Here's a start Mustard.

She's on this site but it's spanish.
http://www.elcontenedor.com
That links to this one with video clips didn't slog throught them, so I'm not sure she's there but I'm sure there's lots of fine images to keep you busy whilst searching.
http://www.galeon.com/zonaenigmatica/
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:58 pm

Why thank you. Time to give myself a couple of dozen friction burns...
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!

Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:05 pm

If I were younger and or didn't allready do that this month I would have injured myself I'm sure.
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Postby Sackett58 on Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:13 pm

clapper011 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: how on earth did you get my shirt? :shock: :shock: :shock: :P



Got some new boots huh? :wink:
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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:15 pm

2dimes wrote:Here's a start Mustard.

She's on this site but it's spanish.
http://www.elcontenedor.com
That links to this one with video clips didn't slog throught them, so I'm not sure she's there but I'm sure there's lots of fine images to keep you busy whilst searching.
http://www.galeon.com/zonaenigmatica/

damn the Spanish i am to impatient to keep on clicking.
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Postby clapper011 on Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:42 pm

Sackett58 wrote:
clapper011 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: how on earth did you get my shirt? :shock: :shock: :shock: :P



Got some new boots huh? :wink:


uh huh.. you like ;)
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Postby Blitzaholic on Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:26 am

clapper011 wrote:not without a hug! :x


I owe you a hug :D
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Postby Blitzaholic on Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:29 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
clapper011 wrote:Image

Who, in the name of all that is holy on this earth, is this?

I have google fired up to full-throtle, and a packet of lurpack at the ready. Just give me a name and I can get this party started.



I think it is Carmen Electra
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Postby satanspaladin on Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:02 am

jiminski wrote:!


You see i am in touch with my feminine side! ;)


I;m not sure how good you look in a dress ,why don't you post a pic and i will
see if your feminine . you may get a date if you are :wink:
Are there many things in this cool-hearted world so utterly exquisite
as the pure love of one woman for another?
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:21 pm

Blitzaholic wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
clapper011 wrote:Image

Who, in the name of all that is holy on this earth, is this?

I have google fired up to full-throtle, and a packet of lurpack at the ready. Just give me a name and I can get this party started.



I think it is Carmen Electra


No Mustard cracked the case in another popular thread here.

Dancing Mustard wrote:Silvina Luna is the name, being the subject of my most sordid bukkake fantasies is the game...

You may all kneel before my mighty Google-powers.




Aaaaaand I'm spent. Now we can resume hostilities as per usual...
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Postby clapper011 on Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:22 pm

your welcome dm! :P :roll:
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