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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:15 am

Who's Beryl?
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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby john9blue on Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:26 pm

beryllium? not sure what your routine has to do with chemistry, but w/e.

if i was anywhere near new jersey, i would definitely think about going. unfortunately i'm not...
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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby maasman on Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:17 pm

If you're ever in milwaukee I will strongly think about it.
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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby saraith on Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:41 pm

If you ever get to the Ha!ifax Comedy Festival, I'll be there!

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Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:03 pm

maasman wrote:If you're ever in milwaukee I will strongly think about it.


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Postby mpjh on Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:01 am

If I were anywhere in New Jersey, I'd get in my car and drive to another state -- quickly.
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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:37 pm

If you were in New Jersey I'd get in my car and run you over.
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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:38 pm

Meanwhile, the next Jonesey gig is this SUnday (30th jan).
It's in Maplewood NJ at 8pm, and it's free. Here's the place -
http://www.highlandplacesteak.com/

There's room for more comedians - pm me if you'd like to have a go.
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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:51 pm

OK - two more dates.
This saturday March 5th I'm back at the Gotham, with the American Comedy Institute show. Probably downstairs. It's at 5.30, and if you come tell 'em you've come to see jonesey.

The next one is back at the Highland Place in Maplewood, and it's March 22nd. This time I'm hosting the show. I hope I can get some comics along - last time was, in the end, a one-jones-show. Still, it showed that I had over an hour of material...
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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:31 am

Oh, and once again, if any of you wanna have a go at standup, this is a good opportunity,

In B4 "you know what I got that stands up?"
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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Mar 20, 2011 10:44 pm

Bumpity bump - next show this Tuesday at the Highland Place in Maplewood NJ. 8-10 pm.
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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby maasman on Sun Mar 20, 2011 10:51 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Bumpity bump - next show this Tuesday at the Highland Place in Maplewood NJ. 8-10 pm.

Work your way to the midwest, then I'll think about it.
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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby PLAYER57832 on Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:05 am

If you ever happen to have a video to post... would like to see. Else, chances are I will just have to cheer you on from a distance..
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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:14 am

I should get a video soon - I've seen it, and I'm waiting for my copy. I'm not gonna You-tube it, my microphone technique wasn't too good on that occasion (mouth over here, mike over there). But I'll email it or whatever it to interested parties.
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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:07 am

BUMPITY BUMP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TONIGHT!
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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby squishyg on Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:10 am

jonesthecurl wrote:BUMPITY BUMP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TONIGHT!


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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:51 am

The restaurant guy told me yesterday there may be chocaltey bread pudding on the dessert menu...save room.
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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:27 pm

OK - I've just discovered a show next week which I really want to do - but it's a "bringer", and I need some audience. even Mrsthecurl won't be able to get to this one, she'll be on a plane at the time.
It's a gateway into the NYC 360 comedy festival, and there's a possibility of paid gigs in NYC and London if I was noticeable enough.
Anyone gonna help me out?

The show is at the Broadway Comedy Club (318 West 53rd St) next Friday , April 8th, at 7.30 pm on the main stage.
It's $15, and you have to buy 2 drinks.
Phone up, buy a ticket, tell 'em you're coming to see jonesey.

Other than that I'm back at the same place the following Friday, not on the main stage, at 10 pm with the American Comedy Institute show. This is also a bringer, but I have enough guests for that. Obviously I'd love cc'ers to come too - but i deseperately would like to do this next show, and I NEED audience.
Pretty please?
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Postby Snorri1234 on Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:36 pm

I'd come if some idiot hadn't put this goddamn ocean right between us.
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Postby Ray Rider on Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:21 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:I'd come if some idiot hadn't put this goddamn ocean right between us.

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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby mpjh on Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:11 am

still going to see Jamie Killstein instead.

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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:29 pm

Remember: Friday 10pm Broadway Comedy Club, the American Comedy institute show. Tell 'em you are there to see jonesey.

I'm trying to set up something for early June in London.
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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:33 pm

No chance of me making it. If you get a video, though, that'd be great! I hope you do well, it sounds like a good opportunity to take a grab at :D!

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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:48 pm

OK lots of NYC appearances this week.

Monday 845 the Z Room, (Pine Tree Lodge Bar & Grill 591 1st Ave New York, NY Between 33 and 34 Str)
maybe earlier elsewhere - awaiting news.

Tuesday (hopefully) at the Greenwich Teahouse - they draw the performers names by lot on Sunday. More details if I get to appear

Wednesday 530 at the Broadway Comedy Club ((Happy Hour Too 318 W. 53rd Str Near 8th Ave)
and at 9pm The Drunken Mic Port 41 355 W. 41st Str Near 9th Ave

Thursday 5.30 Momma, I Made It! Limerick House 69 W. 23rd Str Between 5th & 6th Aves,
and maybe a later show elsewhere if they get back to me.

SATURDAY IS THE BIG ONE _ also at the Broadway Comedy Club the Industry Showcase, I really reaaly want people to come see this. I can get the tickets at a tenner each, or they're $15 on the door. Tell em you've come to see Jonesey.
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Re: jonesthecurl stands up.

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:17 am

If you ever do Niagara Falls, let me know.
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