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Postby Utafar on Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:25 am

Its not cause its about porn its cause its like my first thread and Im kinda attached to it
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:26 am

Utafar wrote:Its not cause its about porn its cause its like my first thread and Im kinda attached to it
I see what you mean... Its sort of creepy the porn thing though. .I dont realy want to know about people on here and their porn preference.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:27 am

anyways I'm off night...

copme to think of it I dont care about anyones virginity more tahn their porn preference..
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Postby max is gr8 on Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:39 am

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Postby Marvaddin on Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:02 am

reverend_kyle wrote:MARVADDIN!

And you are hipocrit. If a girl like Cahoots (using her as an example, because she is beautiful) want have sex with you, you wouldnt because she has 17? You make me laugh. I dont like childs, but a girl with 17 is a woman, am I wrong? Would you have the same conscience if the law protects only people under 16 instead of 18?
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:36 am

Marvaddin wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:MARVADDIN!

And you are hipocrit. If a girl like Cahoots (using her as an example, because she is beautiful) want have sex with you, you wouldnt because she has 17? You make me laugh. I dont like childs, but a girl with 17 is a woman, am I wrong? Would you have the same conscience if the law protects only people under 16 instead of 18?



I was kidding.. Of course i'd have sex with a 17 year old if they were attractive and had some other merits(brains, personality, etc...) I'm not a fan of age differing things..
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Postby Marvaddin on Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:57 pm

If it was a joke why I couldnt see a little emoticon like these?
:) :wink: :lol: :roll:

Ok, so it was a joke. Make it clear next time. :wink:
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Postby Sir Gordalot on Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:44 am

well I voted "Yes" but can I change my answer... cuz last night Kylie came over and... wait... do dreams count??
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Postby PaperPlunger on Sun Jul 16, 2006 2:45 am

reverend_kyle wrote:I was kidding.. Of course i'd have sex with a 17 year old if they were attractive and had some other merits(brains, personality, etc...) I'm not a fan of age differing things..


*cough*bullshit*cough*
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Postby PaperPlunger on Sun Jul 16, 2006 2:45 am

the first "cough" i wrote, turned out to say couch. I think it's hillarious. On the other hand it's 3:45 am here....
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:00 am

Actually I dont think boning based on looks is a good thing anymore... got me into a shit load of chick problems on like page 401ish of the longest therad they are mentioned.
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Postby Machiavelli on Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:52 am

I'm still a Virgin, but I'm only 15, so I'm not a loser for it.
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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:23 pm

Sir Gordalot wrote:well I voted "Yes" but can I change my answer... cuz last night Kylie came over and... wait... do dreams count??



You know i had that same dream ...hhhmmmm.... j/k
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Postby Sir Gordalot on Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:52 am

Kylie wrote:
Sir Gordalot wrote:well I voted "Yes" but can I change my answer... cuz last night Kylie came over and... wait... do dreams count??



You know i had that same dream ...hhhmmmm.... j/k


now i need new pants.... jk
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Postby Kylie on Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:15 am

eww gross
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:39 pm

Marvaddin wrote:If it was a joke why I couldnt see a little emoticon like these?
:) :wink: :lol: :roll:

Ok, so it was a joke. Make it clear next time. :wink:


Oh btw I didnt use the lol one because I think it was like I was laughing at my own joke and I dont like that.. and I didnt use rolling eyes because that seems to me as a more negative thing...
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Postby Machiavelli on Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:33 pm

The winking smilie is always a good call :wink:
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:51 pm

its my favorite...
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby alex951 on Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:45 am

YES

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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:54 am

yes, my butthole is still a virgin
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby Jmac1026 on Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:58 pm

Thread necrophilia.
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:00 pm

Jmac1026 wrote:Thread necrophilia.


but alex came back so no bitchin'
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby Symmetry on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:04 pm

Army of GOD wrote:yes, my butthole is still a virgin


Your mom is still a virgin

















Wait that doesn't make sense, I think I can do better.



















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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby Jmac1026 on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:07 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:yes, my butthole is still a virgin


Your mom is still a virgin

















Wait that doesn't make sense, I think I can do better.



















That's what your mom told me.

That her butthole was a virgin? Or that his butthole was a virgin?

...... Both?

This topic makes me feel unclean.
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby Phatscotty on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:10 pm

A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.

That lasted about 1 date
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