The Valid Comparison Thread

[BigBallinStalin]

I think that intelligence, it's about Decision making. an intelligent people is who take good decisions. I would not take decisions in such an abstract idea. Thus., the concept of god, is useless for smart people.

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[Army of GOD]

I think that intelligence, it's about Decision making. an intelligent people is who take good decisions. I would not take decisions in such an abstract idea. Thus., the concept of god, is useless for smart people.

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The logic is mind-bottling.

[john9blue]

Pink unicorns must not exist.
God is by definition a pink unicorn.
Therefore, God doesn't exist.

Would be a valid comparison, if the premises were true.

But to keep this from turning into a religion topic:

This thread is a spam thread.
Spam is a registered trademark of Hormel.
Therefore, Hormel will sue me any day now.

[Army of GOD]

John9blue is blue.

Links are blue.

Links are what you play golf on.

What you play golf on, is grass.

Grass is green.

Poop is green (occasionally).

Poop smells.

My butt smells.

John=my butt?

[MeDeFe]

I think that intelligence, it's about Decision making. an intelligent people is who take good decisions. I would not take decisions in such an abstract idea. Thus., the concept of god, is useless for smart people.

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The logic is mind-bottling.

Indeed, I get the distinct feeling that alcohol was involved.

[Juan_Bottom]

Terrorists use Twitter to coordinate attacks.
Ashton Kutcher uses Twitter to tell us what he had for a snack.

Ashton Kutcher is a terrorist.

[Skittles!]

1 = a number.

2 = a number.

1=2.

1=2 = false.

"2 is a number" = false.

God = 1 word.

God=1.

God=2.

God = false.

God = Canadian Bacon.

My mind is blown.
Sluts blow.
Therefore, my mind is a slut.

[Army of GOD]

1 = a number.

2 = a number.

1=2.

1=2 = false.

"2 is a number" = false.

God = 1 word.

God=1.

God=2.

God = false.

God = Canadian Bacon.

My mind is blown.
Sluts blow.
Therefore, my mind is a slut.

No, you're mind = blown by a slut.

[Juan_Bottom]

You can't keep a good dog down.
You can't keep this thread down.

Therefore, this thread is a good dog.

[KoolBak]

Rene Descartes famous philosophical premise:

I think, therefore I am.

When asked if he wanted water with his meal, he replied

No...I think not.

Rene Descartes never existed.

[frogger4]

Rene Descartes famous philosophical premise:

I think, therefore I am.

When asked if he wanted water with his meal, he replied

No...I think not.

Rene Descartes never existed.

lol that logic is irrefutable.

Julius Caesar said, "I came, I saw, I conquered."
You can conquer on conquer club
therefore Julius Caesar must have played conquer club
risk like games are by nature pretend (the countries are not *actually* conquered)
his military victories were therefore imaginary
Julius Caesar did not exist.

edit: thus, attacking in conquer club is attacking in real life.

[PLAYER57832]

Hitler issued rules people disliked and was a bad guy.
Obama issues rules people dislike, so he is a bad guy.

Bad guy = Hitler
Therefore Obama=Hitler.

[MeDeFe]

American beer is like making love in a canoe.

[pimpdave]

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Rush Limbaugh is smart because he panders to an audience to make lots of money
Paris Hilton panders to her audience and makes lots of money

Therefore, thegreekdog is stupid.

[PLAYER57832]

No other tankers were stopped after the Exxon Valdese accident and all trains are not stopped after a train wreck, therefore it was wrong to halt drilling while drilling rules and procedures are reviewed for safety.


Simlar analogy -- People in rural areas are allowed to have pit toilets, therefore every skyrise in New York should be allowed to do the same.

[InkL0sed]

I can prove anything. For instance, I can prove that Tom Cruise is the Pope.

First, I prove that 2 = 1, thusly:

Let a=b
=> a^2 = ab
=> a^2 + a^2 = ab + a^2
=> 2a^2 - 2ab = a^2 + ab - 2ab
=> 2a^2 - 2ab = a^2 - ab
=> 2(a^2 - ab) = 1(a^2 - ab)
We cancel out the (a^2 - ab), giving us 2 = 1.

Now, given that 2 = 1, I can say the following:
The size of the set containing Tom Cruise and the Pope is 2. But 2 = 1, so the size of the set is 1. Therefore, Tom Cruise is the Pope.

[Army of GOD]

YOU DIVIDED BY 0 YOU SCUMZORZ

Click image to enlarge.

LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU LITTLE JERK

-Uncle from Home Alone

[pimpdave]

Hey, remember when Night Strike banned me for spam? See, I had posted an article from the nytimes that contradicted some ridiculous idea he was pushing as fact, so he <mod edited> it out of my post. I reposted the article, because there was nothing wrong or against the guidelines with what I posted.

He banned me for spam.

Therefore, stuff Night Strike doesn't like is spam.

EDIT: I forgot to mention, he never told me why he edited the article out, he just did it. I had no idea it was considered spam. Then he banned me for posting it again.

[john9blue]

Hey, remember when pimpdave ignored me for spam? See, I had posted a picture from 9/11 that contradicted some ridiculous patriotism he was pushing as fact, so he made Andy <mod edit> it out of my post. I didn't repost the picture because I respect the rules, even though there was nothing wrong or against the guidelines with what I posted.

He takes cheap shots at me every month or so.

Therefore, pimpdave is a hypocritical pussy piece of shit.

[pimpdave]

Hey, remember when pimpdave ignored me for spam? See, I had posted a picture from 9/11 that contradicted some ridiculous patriotism he was pushing as fact, so he made Andy <mod edit> it out of my post. I didn't repost the picture because I respect the rules, even though there was nothing wrong or against the guidelines with what I posted.

He takes cheap shots at me every month or so.

Therefore, pimpdave is a hypocritical pussy piece of shit.

That's not even close to true. You're lying. You posted a picture of a person falling to their death from the towers, mocking the victims and their families about "the fallen" from that day, (fallen as in those who died).

[porkenbeans]

No other tankers were stopped after the Exxon Valdese accident and all trains are not stopped after a train wreck, therefore it was wrong to halt drilling while drilling rules and procedures are reviewed for safety.


Simlar analogy -- People in rural areas are allowed to have pit toilets, therefore every skyrise in New York should be allowed to do the same.

The rig in question is, er (WAS) an experimental/exploratory well. Toilets and trains are NOT a valid comparison at all. They have a proven track record, of being relatively safe, you moron.

The moratorium is only on a few similar deep water, exploratory wells. This "accident" has proven without a shadow of a doubt, that a blow out in these depths, can not be fixed with the current technology, so, barring closing them down permanently, the next 6 months will be used to inspect and evaluate these deep water wells. Seems like a pretty rational, and intelligent thing to do, if you ask me. But then again, I am NOT a mindless dumbfuck Republican drone.

[pimpdave]

No other tankers were stopped after the Exxon Valdese accident and all trains are not stopped after a train wreck, therefore it was wrong to halt drilling while drilling rules and procedures are reviewed for safety.


Simlar analogy -- People in rural areas are allowed to have pit toilets, therefore every skyrise in New York should be allowed to do the same.

The rig in question is, er (WAS) an experimental/exploratory well. Toilets and trains are NOT a valid comparison at all. They have a proven track record, of being relatively safe, you moron.

The moratorium is only on a few similar deep water, exploratory wells. This "accident" has proven without a shadow of a doubt, that a blow out in these depths, can not be fixed with the current technology, so, barring closing them down permanently, the next 6 months will be used to inspect and evaluate these deep water wells. Seems like a pretty rational, and intelligent thing to do, if you ask me. But then again, I am NOT a mindless dumbfuck Republican drone.

Looks like someone doesn't get the point of this thread. Please go read the first page.

[Army of GOD]

People who don't get this thread exist.

Poop exists.

HOW DO I MAKE THE BRIDGE?!

[porkenbeans]

No other tankers were stopped after the Exxon Valdese accident and all trains are not stopped after a train wreck, therefore it was wrong to halt drilling while drilling rules and procedures are reviewed for safety.


Simlar analogy -- People in rural areas are allowed to have pit toilets, therefore every skyrise in New York should be allowed to do the same.

The rig in question is, er (WAS) an experimental/exploratory well. Toilets and trains are NOT a valid comparison at all. They have a proven track record, of being relatively safe, you moron.

The moratorium is only on a few similar deep water, exploratory wells. This "accident" has proven without a shadow of a doubt, that a blow out in these depths, can not be fixed with the current technology, so, barring closing them down permanently, the next 6 months will be used to inspect and evaluate these deep water wells. Seems like a pretty rational, and intelligent thing to do, if you ask me. But then again, I am NOT a mindless dumbfuck Republican drone.

Looks like someone doesn't get the point of this thread. Please go read the first page.

No, I have read the thread, and am on your side on this issue. It's just that I had to respond to that big pile of shit, that is being spread lately.

[john9blue]

I wasn't mocking anyone, dave.

And I think you're overreacting, pork...